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'scuse me while I kiss this guy

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Please, baby, I just want you to cum in my heart while he plucks my small assed truths.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    I never sincerely believed this, either, but the next line after "no one wants to be defeated" in Michael Jackson's Beat It always sounds like "show me hot pockets" to me.

    Phew, thought I was the only one.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    this is called a mondegreen by the way

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I don't recognize what song that's supposed to be, Buttlord

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I once tricked a girl in high school into believing Jimi Hendrix was gay because of the lyrics referred to in the thread title.

    haha, high school girls are pretty silly.

    And that is all they are...

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    jwalk wrote: »
    'scuse me while I puke & die

    JimiCert.GIF

    Ouch.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    jesus christ that's not funny

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    balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    it's okay. he's immortal

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    too soon

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    thats pretty funny

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    There's a line in "Let's Groove" by Earth Wind and Fire that sounds like "Let the squirrel suck on your shoes".
    I still don't know what it actually is.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    All the leaves are brown

    and this guy is great

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    There's a shitload of misfits lyrics where you laugh because it totally sounds like he just said something unspeakably silly, then you look up the lyrics

    And that's what he actually said

    Oh, danzig

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    man

    danzig....


    man....

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFKxbr4_-Vc

    For some reason younger me thought 'Cheap wine and a three-day-growth' was 'Cheap wine and a three-day-ho'

    And now I'm sitting here wondering how that works, do you find them for long weekends?

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    I don't recognize what song that's supposed to be, Buttlord

    the 1983 classic "your mother is a whore who gives lousy head and also she gave me the herp"

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    There's a shitload of misfits lyrics where you laugh because it totally sounds like he just said something unspeakably silly, then you look up the lyrics

    And that's what he actually said

    Oh, danzig

    the version of last caress someone made up to go with that damn kitty litter pic is probably my favorite thing ever

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    I never thought it's what they actually say, but AC/DC's Dirty Deeds always sounds like "Dirty deeds, thunder sheep" to me.

    i hear "dirty deeds in the dunder-jeep"
    as in dunder mifflin

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    what someone had a story about a thunder jeep fuck you

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Jacki chan Jackie chan Jackie chan Jackie chan

    Peas on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    it's "like a deuce."

    I submit that this does not count as mishearing something. It is, in fact, mispronouncing something.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    There's a shitload of misfits lyrics where you laugh because it totally sounds like he just said something unspeakably silly, then you look up the lyrics

    And that's what he actually said

    Oh, danzig

    the version of last caress someone made up to go with that damn kitty litter pic is probably my favorite thing ever

    I got somethin to say

    It's someone's birthday today

    And it doesn't matter much to me



    As long as there's cake

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    She'll be in there in that Chevrolet, rustlin' up scares 'cause she knows we ain't gonna come

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Knob wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    There's a shitload of misfits lyrics where you laugh because it totally sounds like he just said something unspeakably silly, then you look up the lyrics

    And that's what he actually said

    Oh, danzig

    the version of last caress someone made up to go with that damn kitty litter pic is probably my favorite thing ever

    I got somethin to say

    It's someone's birthday today

    And it doesn't matter much to me



    As long as there's cake

    i got somethin to say

    i changed your litter today and it

    doesn't matter much to me



    as long as it's fresh

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    If you'll allow me to dip into geeky videogame songs, we have:

    I never felt like... submit a level
    I never felt like thinking this will last forever

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    smooooke underwater..

    That is a joke.

    As it is impossible for a cigarette to stay lit underwater.

    Also fish to not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    my blood runs cold

    virginity has just been sold

    my anus is the center hole

    anus is the center hole

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    OH YEAAAAAH

    LIFE GOES OOOONN

    Long after the Grilled

    Cheese sandwich is gone

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I always thought that one was bruce

    what is it really

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    EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    Don't bring me dooooownnn.... BRUCE!

    me: who's Bruce, anyway?
    Lord Dave: *GIANT EYE ROLL cuz he knows everything GAWD*

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    SnerkySnerky call me trick the c is silentRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Chicken tikka, tell me what's wrong

    Snerky on
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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    Just took my son to a trip to Maine. Cat got run over again.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utYjsmDzMi0


    Lights out! Guerrilla radio! Turn that shit off!


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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    Also there was some song that came on the radio my used to listen to when I was 10 or so. The chorus girls sounded like it was singing:

    "One Eyed Gato. One Eyed Gato."


    We have never found out what the actual song was or who sang it but I am pretty sure they weren't singing about a one eyed cat.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT

    REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Also there was some song that came on the radio my used to listen to when I was 10 or so. The chorus girls sounded like it was singing:

    "One Eyed Gato. One Eyed Gato."


    We have never found out what the actual song was or who sang it but I am pretty sure they weren't singing about a one eyed cat.

    Oh fuck I found it! Solves a 20+ year mystery for me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXWD1HjWI8M

    Its either "One Eyed Gato" or 'Who likes tacos?"

    HyperAquaBlast on
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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The thread title reminds me of the only thing I enjoyed about Guitar Hero: World Tour. Though in retrospect I'm not sure if I should.

    They included Purple Haze, and changed the lyric to "excuse me, while I kiss that man." and had Hendrix point to some random dude in the crowd.

    Dex Dynamo on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    smoooooke underwater

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    DessartDessart Registered User regular
    Who walks behind me

    is actually

    who wants some honey

    goddamn it billy corgan

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I don't need to be anything other.... than a birthday cake soaked in wiiiine

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
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