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What would be your ultimate slam dunk??

Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeable regular
edited May 2012 in Social Entropy++
Say you're in a slam dunk contest of insane proportions. Like, jumping over cards, doing backflips, all that crazy stuff, right? We're gonna make it more crazy; there are no limits in this slam dunk contest. These are some Space Jam dunks

Mine would be pretty simple; a running start, jump, turn around so I slam it in backwards

but then when the ball hits the court it explodes into free cute (live and healthy) puppies for everyone in the audience

Garlic Bread on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'd take a basketball shaped oreo and slam it into a bucket of milk then proceed to strip naked and bathe in the milk while eating the milk moistened oreo to completion.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i'd slam dunk my dick into keith's butt

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Chaos dunk.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Standing right under the rim, facing toward the other end of the court

    Get an ally oop pass from Charles Barkley

    Jump from standing and slam it in backwards so hard that it removes the concept and mechanism for cancer from the universe for all history.

    #pipe on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    no but really you would have to have a guy there guarding you and you break him down with a crossover and then when he staggers backwards you bounce the ball off of his head, then jump over him and dunk it

    when you land you start doing the wop.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I would build a snowglobe replica of myself making a beautiful slam dunk

    And i would dunk it, inside of a giant mock snowglobe.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Chaos dunk.

    Pass me the ragna rock bro

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Chaos dunk.

    pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    eat the ball
    jump up to the net (doing a triple flip)

    poop dunk

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I would jump off Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower) and slam dunk as I landed and died.

    A dunk that could never be repeated.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    i'd shit on the ball

    smear the shit covered ball all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

    then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

    crwth on
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Chaos dunk.

    pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

    I'm Charles Barkley

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i'd shit on the ball

    smear the shit covered call all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

    then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

    i basically already said that one..

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    mine is more in depth tho

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Darmak wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Chaos dunk.

    pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

    I'm Charles Barkley

    no, I'm Charles Barkley

    Shorty on
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I'm not Rappaport

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I loved playing Charles Barkley in NBA Jam because he was the most likely to break the backboard during a dunk.

    This is a fact.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Orbital drop.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    as Bill Clinton, with 16 bit sound, the ball literally on fire, and from my own free throw line

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

    One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

    One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

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    OmarOmar Registered User new member
    edited May 2012
    I would summon the most ~perfect~ demon who would I would then do an ally oop pass with, the demon would dunk so hard that he would break up the dimensional plane and drag the whole audience to Hell

    Omar on
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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Omar wrote: »
    I would summon the most ~perfect~ demon who would I would then do an ally oop pass with, the demon would dunk so hard that he would break up the dimensional plane and drag the whole audience to Hell

    You tried to cover it up, but it's too late. I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    I would go back in time to before the contest and hide

    then come out and alley-oop to myself

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

    One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

    One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

    That's dumb

    You can't have flames on a spacesuit!

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

    One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

    One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

    That's dumb

    You can't have flames on a spacesuit!

    I'll do whatever I wanna be!

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    MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    i would eat a snickers

    and patrick ewing would make the slam dunkinest dunk

    and then they would make a commercial about it

    and then someone would post it here

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    i would jump up real high and then slam it but the twist is it was a soccer net

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    I would pretend to trip and then the ball would be picked up by someone on the other team. They would then drive it all the way to the opposite basket but then you realize that it's actually me and I kick-jump off the other backboard and fly across court for my fucking awesome dunk.

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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    Chaos Dunk, every time.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    In my dream I am the velociraptor
    It's me

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    who is the best dunker of all time?

    for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    My ultimate slam dunk would be to dunk so hard the ring rips off the backboard, accelerates through warp speed 69, travels through the Earth in hyperspace, then collides with Kim Jong Uns face in such a way that his whole fat corpulent body instantly phases into plasma and the ring deflects via gravitational orbit to fall down through the opposite ring with the ball still in it, scoring two points for my team AND the opposition.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Keith...

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I would dunk crwth


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