What would be your ultimate slam dunk??

Garlic Bread

Say you're in a slam dunk contest of insane proportions. Like, jumping over cards, doing backflips, all that crazy stuff, right? We're gonna make it more crazy; there are no limits in this slam dunk contest. These are some Space Jam dunks

Mine would be pretty simple; a running start, jump, turn around so I slam it in backwards

but then when the ball hits the court it explodes into free cute (live and healthy) puppies for everyone in the audience

Raijin Quickfoot

I'd take a basketball shaped oreo and slam it into a bucket of milk then proceed to strip naked and bathe in the milk while eating the milk moistened oreo to completion.

Clint Eastwood

I

Love

Dunk Videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w_Vy0lDk_A

Mr Fuzzbutt

i'd slam dunk my dick into keith's butt

chiasaur11

Chaos dunk.

#pipe

Standing right under the rim, facing toward the other end of the court

Get an ally oop pass from Charles Barkley

Jump from standing and slam it in backwards so hard that it removes the concept and mechanism for cancer from the universe for all history.

Clint Eastwood

no but really you would have to have a guy there guarding you and you break him down with a crossover and then when he staggers backwards you bounce the ball off of his head, then jump over him and dunk it

when you land you start doing the wop.

Dex Dynamo

I would build a snowglobe replica of myself making a beautiful slam dunk

And i would dunk it, inside of a giant mock snowglobe.

Raijin Quickfoot

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Chaos dunk.

Pass me the ragna rock bro

Shorty

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Chaos dunk.

pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

unintentional

eat the ball
jump up to the net (doing a triple flip)

poop dunk

Goose!

I would jump off Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower) and slam dunk as I landed and died.

A dunk that could never be repeated.

crwth

i'd shit on the ball

smear the shit covered ball all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

Jars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5eljJhYKY&feature=related

Darmak

Shorty wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Chaos dunk.

pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

I'm Charles Barkley

unintentional

crwth wrote: »

i'd shit on the ball

smear the shit covered call all over my body -- esp. my dick + nuts

then do three back flips, while shit covered and also shitting and pissing at the same time, and take that shit ball to the rim

i basically already said that one..

crwth

mine is more in depth tho

Kuribo's Shoe

Shorty

Darmak wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

chiasaur11 wrote: »

Chaos dunk.

pffft everyone knows only charles barkley can do that

I'm Charles Barkley

no, I'm Charles Barkley

Kuribo's Shoe

I'm not Rappaport

Artreus

I loved playing Charles Barkley in NBA Jam because he was the most likely to break the backboard during a dunk.

This is a fact.

crwth

https://twitter.com/#!/nbajamannouncer

Weaver

Orbital drop.

MrMonroe

as Bill Clinton, with 16 bit sound, the ball literally on fire, and from my own free throw line

Tonkka

Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

Omar

I would summon the most ~perfect~ demon who would I would then do an ally oop pass with, the demon would dunk so hard that he would break up the dimensional plane and drag the whole audience to Hell

chiasaur11

Omar wrote: »

I would summon the most ~perfect~ demon who would I would then do an ally oop pass with, the demon would dunk so hard that he would break up the dimensional plane and drag the whole audience to Hell

You tried to cover it up, but it's too late. I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.

Kuribo's Shoe

I would go back in time to before the contest and hide

then come out and alley-oop to myself

WeedLordVegeta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkq8YVhhihE&feature=related

CrackedLens

Tonkka wrote: »

Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

That's dumb

You can't have flames on a spacesuit!

Tonkka

CrackedLens wrote: »

Tonkka wrote: »

Strapped to a rocket, shot in to space and achieve a low orbit.

One time around the earth, separate from said rocket, fire the rockets on my awesome space suit (it's got flames on it), re-enter the atmosphere, bounce from a giant trampoline.

One handed reverse dunk, which, upon landing, creates a giant fireball visible from Neptune.

That's dumb

You can't have flames on a spacesuit!

I'll do whatever I wanna be!

Matey

i would eat a snickers

and patrick ewing would make the slam dunkinest dunk

and then they would make a commercial about it

and then someone would post it here

SCREECH OF THE FARG

i would jump up real high and then slam it but the twist is it was a soccer net

Rinder

The Chaos Dunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E

Whyther

I would pretend to trip and then the ball would be picked up by someone on the other team. They would then drive it all the way to the opposite basket but then you realize that it's actually me and I kick-jump off the other backboard and fly across court for my fucking awesome dunk.

THESPOOKY

Chaos Dunk, every time.

Grey Ghost

In my dream I am the velociraptor
It's me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmqTvAXc5_E

Clint Eastwood

who is the best dunker of all time?

for money it's got to be dr. j, even if his dunks are not flashy by modern standards, it is literally impossible for any basketball player to ever be as cool as dr j

Donovan Puppyfucker

My ultimate slam dunk would be to dunk so hard the ring rips off the backboard, accelerates through warp speed 69, travels through the Earth in hyperspace, then collides with Kim Jong Uns face in such a way that his whole fat corpulent body instantly phases into plasma and the ring deflects via gravitational orbit to fall down through the opposite ring with the ball still in it, scoring two points for my team AND the opposition.

Kwoaru

Keith...

Shabooty

I would dunk crwth