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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Also the best, most exciting part of E3 is just horrifyingly bad presentations

    I work nights so I think I'll get to see a lot of those really, truly bad presentations and that makes me happy

    EA's are always the best.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Parenthesis, in your E3 thread? Its more common than you think.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    do they ever announce significant PC games at E3

    i genuinely can't remember

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Sometimes they do!

    I mean they're usually coming out for consoles too but that's mainly because they typically want to make money on consoles

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Is a Valve console the jackpot for this years E3 bettings?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    They already denied that, didn't they?

    I mean granted they could just be lying. I'd kinda hope they were because a Steam Console would be aces.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    something something Phantom joke something

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    If Sony shows anything of the Last Guardian

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Maybe something gets a December release, heralding the end of our world.

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    If Sony shows anything of the Last Guardian

    I honestly, sincerely only have a ps3 for this game

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited May 2012
    YaYa wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    @YaYa You making a list of attendees?

    I assume @Bogey will be there.
    I will also be there (on Tuesday June 5 and only that day, I think).

    I can! the very idea of people I speak to attending E3 regularly is still weird to me but I'll make a list in the OP if you like
    Yeah, I'm totally going again this year. I know there are 2 more formers going, and another 2 maybes as well. :)

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Personface wrote: »
    If Sony shows anything of the Last Guardian

    I honestly, sincerely only have a ps3 for this game

    I was seriously tempted.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    @YaYa You making a list of attendees?

    I assume @Bogey will be there.
    I will also be there (on Tuesday June 5 and only that day, I think).

    I can! the very idea of people I speak to attending E3 regularly is still weird to me but I'll make a list in the OP if you like
    Yeah, I'm totally going again this year. I know there are 2 more formers going, and another 2 maybes as well. :)

    Do you want to tell me who so I can add them to the list, or should we just wait to see if they put their hands up?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    all i want is info on the last guardian

    don't give a fuck about anything else

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    all i want is info on the last guardian

    don't give a fuck about anything else

    never ever ever gonna happen

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I had a pass for it this year but I couldn't afford flights.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    do they ever announce significant PC games at E3

    i genuinely can't remember

    never usually announced, but first footage/developer walkthroughs are always a thing. because they always set up in a quiet part of the conference and can demo the game for like a solid twenty minutes, rather than having to churn people like the bigger booths.

    I remember Dawn of War 1 landed at e3 and had a solid hour long showcase of so much stuff. we can only hope for a similar thing for COH2 this time.

    really, you're never gonna have some huge PC franchise announce at e3, but you get much better coverage than the flagship console ones, just because of their reduced popularity.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    also guys Apple are gonna announce their TV next week

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Brackets are horrible and lazy - you can indicate this is an E3 thread without bad brackets. Please no!

    brackets are not just indications of a lazy title, they're an indication of a lazy forumer

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Spare the brackets, spoil the child

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    I still don't think we'll see any new consoles other than Wii U at E3

    but if there was a surprise, I'd expect it to come from Microsoft

    it seems like there's tons of nextbox hardware rumors floating around, but very few PS4 ones (comparatively)

    I know Sony has had some bad fiscal quarters, but is Microsoft really that far ahead of them? are they worse at keeping secrets? or just content to tease?

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    also, not game related but I want Sony to announce HBO Go support

    I just want something that does Blu Rays and has HBO Go. I'm trying to minimize the kraken of cords going to my receiver, but this stupid content segregated future we live in is killin' me

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    But isn't HBO being a goose about having to have a subscription to a cable/satalite HBO package, no ala cart?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    I still don't think we'll see any new consoles other than Wii U at E3

    but if there was a surprise, I'd expect it to come from Microsoft

    it seems like there's tons of nextbox hardware rumors floating around, but very few PS4 ones (comparatively)

    I know Sony has had some bad fiscal quarters, but is Microsoft really that far ahead of them? are they worse at keeping secrets? or just content to tease?

    uh, maybe it's because the PS3 is a supercomputer with Cell proceling hardware that evolves and will still be a viable gaming machine in 2050 while the xbox is just reheated shit from a but and has done nothing but hold gaming back for the past 5 years?? microsoft NEEDS to make a new console just to play catchup to the amazing future technoeden that is the ps3

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Well, you do have to have an HBO subscription to use it. And since I'm on Comcast, they block it from my Roku. But they do allow it on 360, and I imagine Sony would be able to score it on PS3 if Microsoft was able to.

    I just hate having one thing for Netflix, one for HBO Go, another for Blu Rays, and something else to stream media to. I don't love the 360's streaming or it's new Netflix interface, but it's almost got all the pieces in place except for the Blu Ray. If Sony added HBO Go I'd be content.

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I still don't think we'll see any new consoles other than Wii U at E3

    but if there was a surprise, I'd expect it to come from Microsoft

    it seems like there's tons of nextbox hardware rumors floating around, but very few PS4 ones (comparatively)

    I know Sony has had some bad fiscal quarters, but is Microsoft really that far ahead of them? are they worse at keeping secrets? or just content to tease?

    uh, maybe it's because the PS3 is a supercomputer with Cell proceling hardware that evolves and will still be a viable gaming machine in 2050 while the xbox is just reheated shit from a but and has done nothing but hold gaming back for the past 5 years?? microsoft NEEDS to make a new console just to play catchup to the amazing future technoeden that is the ps3

    lmao if ur p$3 is so fast then why does my dell xps battleship edition have a better folding@home score 8-)

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    YaYa wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    @YaYa You making a list of attendees?

    I assume @Bogey will be there.
    I will also be there (on Tuesday June 5 and only that day, I think).

    I can! the very idea of people I speak to attending E3 regularly is still weird to me but I'll make a list in the OP if you like
    Yeah, I'm totally going again this year. I know there are 2 more formers going, and another 2 maybes as well. :)

    Do you want to tell me who so I can add them to the list, or should we just wait to see if they put their hands up?
    Oh, I remembered more formers who are going! So in addition to Neville and me, there's Houk, Brink and LaCabra. Maybes are Lord Dave, beavotron, and secret person I'm waiting to hear back from still. :P

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I feel like we're going to get blindsided by at least one thing

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    also guys Apple are gonna announce their TV next week

    They need to announce the dang iMac refresh, not their dumb tv

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    "Somewhere in my clothes is a key for Half-Life 2: Episode 3. You must disrobe me to find it.

    Beware, there are also several knives secreted on my body as well."

    It's funny because Gabe actually has vast amounts of knives.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Valve will have some super big announcement at E3.

    Everyone will hope it is Half-Life Episode 3.

    It will be CS:GO.

    Gaben will come out with crowbar in hand. to awesome applause!

    And then announce CS:GO.

    Walks on stage with a crowbar

    walks over to a crate and uses the crowbar to open the crate

    inside the crate is Ricochet 2

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    "Somewhere in my clothes is a key for Half-Life 2: Episode 3. You must disrobe me to find it.

    Beware, there are also several knives secreted on my body as well."

    It's funny because Gabe actually has vast amounts of knives.

    I know! That's why I said it!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Valve will have some super big announcement at E3.

    Everyone will hope it is Half-Life Episode 3.

    It will be CS:GO.

    Gaben will come out with crowbar in hand. to awesome applause!

    And then announce CS:GO.

    Walks on stage with a crowbar

    walks over to a crate and uses the crowbar to open the crate

    inside the crate is Ricochet 2

    I want this more than any other valve game

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    With people lying in order to ensure surprises, I've come to the conclusion that everything about E3 will be the opposite of what was announced.

    Sony and Microsoft will show new consoles, Nintendo will cancel the WiiU and Sony will discontinue the Vita. Halo 4, Black Ops 2, AC3, Borderlands 2 all cancelled, BUT Bioshock Infinite will be at the show and un-delayed back to 2012 (so will Tomb Raider, which will come out instead of Hitman Absolution, which is also cancelled). Bungie will be there. Respawn will be there (and they will show off their game). Half-Life 3 will be there and exclusive to the Valve console, and Blizzard will be present to show off Project Titan. Netherrealms is actually working on the new Marvel vs. Capcom game, and Nintendo will predict that Michael Pachter is pulling out of the hardware business.

    All of this is as good as confirmed.

    SimBen on
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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    I'm anticipating the new Skyrim DLC.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Skyrim DLC is cancelled. In fact, a patch will go out that will permanently lock all players from playing Skyrim at all.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Skyrim DLC is cancelled. In fact, a patch will go out that will permanently lock all players from playing Skyrim at all.

    o rly?

    http://www.slashgear.com/skyrim-dawnguard-official-trailer-released-31231064/

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I do believe we've established that everything we think we know about E3 is the specific opposite of the truth.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Skyrim DLC is cancelled. In fact, a patch will go out that will permanently lock all players from playing Skyrim at all.

    Shit!

    I better go back and finish it then if that's true.

    Thanks for the heads up!

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Just want some news on Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

    Haven't bought a jrpg in almost five years so I'm hoping this one breaks the streak of crapola that's been released this generation.

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