I sometimes wonder if gabe newell will ever get up on stage and be all "half life 2 episode 3! on steam right now" and everyone pulls out their laptops and oh my god there it is
but probably not
they just bring the big red button on stage with them and say 'who ever gets to the stage and hits the button first will be remembered as the guy who launched episode 3'
and then the entire game press is killed in the massacre
I sometimes wonder if gabe newell will ever get up on stage and be all "half life 2 episode 3! on steam right now" and everyone pulls out their laptops and oh my god there it is
but probably not
Then he is like "Peace out nerds." Then rides into the sunset in a fancy limo with a pretty girl on each arm.
Just have Gabe Newell walk up on stage, open his laptop, show on the projector he's logging onto Steam, click on Half Life 2 Episode 3 in the store, leave that on-screen and silently walk off.
Just have Gabe Newell walk up on stage, open his laptop, show on the projector he's logging onto Steam, click on Half Life 2 Episode 3 in the store, leave that on-screen and silently walk off.
The game developer equivalent of dropping the mic.
Just have Gabe Newell walk up on stage, open his laptop, show on the projector he's logging onto Steam, click on Half Life 2 Episode 3 in the store, leave that on-screen and silently walk off.
Steam servers shut down moments later.
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Just have Gabe Newell walk up on stage, open his laptop, show on the projector he's logging onto Steam, click on Half Life 2 Episode 3 in the store, leave that on-screen and silently walk off.
The game developer equivalent of dropping the mic.
He should actually grab a mic before he goes on stage, but never use it, only for him to drop it at the very end.
Valve spends the next two years developing a golf game franchise exclusively for Steam, then sends flowers to EA when it outsells the Origin version of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2015.
"There is one copy of Episode 3 available for download, and only I have the code that will allow you to download it. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com. Thanks, and have fun!"
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this is a temporary thing til i can get a proper av/sig going
still hoping that soundwave never talks, but if he does, he sounds like the voice in Nightcall
this is a temporary thing til i can get a proper av/sig going
still hoping that soundwave never talks, but if he does, he sounds like the voice in Nightcall
If he didn't say anything in that last episode, I really think he's going to stay silent. At best, he takes someone else's words, plays them back at a proper, maybe ironic time, and slowed down in a most malicious fashion.
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they just bring the big red button on stage with them and say 'who ever gets to the stage and hits the button first will be remembered as the guy who launched episode 3'
and then the entire game press is killed in the massacre
Unfortunately I lack the funds to go and also the wherewithal to try hard at anything that might get me a job that could send me there
crap you're right
umm
hmm
do I correct the error or hold the contest again while MetroidZoid retires in disgrace
And I think, given a big enough name, it could work
We are in a different place now than when sega tried to do it with the Saturn
that was all physical, and a logical impossibility that left a lot of brick and mortar stores pissed off at them
but with a big name in the digital space?
sure why the fuck not
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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The game developer equivalent of dropping the mic.
Steam servers shut down moments later.
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be perfect or be nothing
He should actually grab a mic before he goes on stage, but never use it, only for him to drop it at the very end.
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
"Half Life 2 Episode 3 is now available, except you can only purchase it physically at stores near you. Phil, lock the doors and shut off the wi-fi."
Beware, there are also several knives secreted on my body as well."
Not enough robot parts ... Must ... Remove ... Brain ... Need ... Harddrive
Also, nice new AV. Too bad I can't see sig (mobile)
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this is a temporary thing til i can get a proper av/sig going
still hoping that soundwave never talks, but if he does, he sounds like the voice in Nightcall
The key code to unlock Episode 3 is in his stomach.
You must find it before his enzymes make it non legible, or the gaming population will be very upset."
I figured we would go down the jigsaw road eventually.
If he didn't say anything in that last episode, I really think he's going to stay silent. At best, he takes someone else's words, plays them back at a proper, maybe ironic time, and slowed down in a most malicious fashion.
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yessssssssss
Back on topic: is E3 where Nintendo does its big compilation orchestrated concerts? Those are always worth watching.
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I thought that only happened one time
And the Zelda compilation, pretty sure that was before Skyward Sword's and Twilight Princess' announcements?
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Skyward had been announced at the time, and Twilight Princess' announcement was a surprise trailer...
that orchestra at the conference was for the 25th Anniversary, I think?
The Youtubes, they're all blending together!
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Oh my god that would be priceless
E3 is something I'm interested in
elves, erogenous or otherwise, are not
are you asking me for...brackets
Entitled Erogeneous Elf-folk - It's E3 Stupid!
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I work nights so I think I'll get to see a lot of those really, truly bad presentations and that makes me happy
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