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Warhammer Fantasy Battles: Skaven eat cheese (when they are given it).

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    Warriors of Chaos, the daemon sword; who is it for?

    I think it might be for mounted sorcerer lords. Specifically on discs or chariots. Sure it takes up all of your gift space but its a minimum of +1 A and on average doubles your attacks with no drawback, and you can still buy a bunch of regular gear.
    Plus the look on your opponent's face when you tell him your wizard has nine attacks today, plus the three from his mount….

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    HenryWardHenryWard Registered User regular
    Skullo wrote: »
    Cross posting from the painting thread:

    Sorcerer Lord, Mounted
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    PS: If anyone has an extra one of those Face Plate bits (like on the first Sorcerer), I will literally do anything for it. I got screwed on Ebay when I bought the bits to build the second model, and I can't find the mask individually anywhere.

    I totally wouldn't worry about finding the face plate. He looks *awesome* with just the cowl and darkness.

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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Yeah, creates a sort of 'oh fuck me, whats in the hood?' reaction. Goes well with Chaos.

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    SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    Yeah, it looks like he'll be going headless for quite some time. The look might grow on me.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    Forgeworld Dwarfs, not chaos. Holy shit.

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    SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    Oh man, those are awesome. I think I just found my brother's birthday present.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    They have so much character ughhhh.

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    skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    Does the one in the middle use a vase to shape his beard?

    why are you smelling it?
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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    So I was reading the Daemon army book earlier. Everything was all cool and fun and interesting, until I got to the Skull Cannon.

    S 10 cannon with D6 multiple wounds, that can move and shoot, 3+/5+ save, T5 with 4 wounds. It's also a chariot, so it does Impact Hits. Every wound from those Impact Hits replenishes a lost wound to the Skull Cannon on a 4+. You want to charge it? Cool, there's two bloodletters riding shotgun, and the Cannon itself is WS 5, S 5 with 3 attacks. And you get all of those goodies for a staggering 135 points. But it's a rare, so you only get two of them in your standard game!

    Yea.

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    skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    Wow, it was sounding great till they decided to overcost it. :~(

    why are you smelling it?
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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    overcosted ? really ? thats like saying the hydra could do to lose a few points off its cost.

    Morskitter wrote "Spikes, choppas, tentacles, magic? Can't hold a candle to Sergeant Pimp here."

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    armageddonboundarmageddonbound Registered User regular
    Farangu wrote: »
    So I was reading the Daemon army book earlier. Everything was all cool and fun and interesting, until I got to the Skull Cannon.

    S 10 cannon with D6 multiple wounds, that can move and shoot, 3+/5+ save, T5 with 4 wounds. It's also a chariot, so it does Impact Hits. Every wound from those Impact Hits replenishes a lost wound to the Skull Cannon on a 4+. You want to charge it? Cool, there's two bloodletters riding shotgun, and the Cannon itself is WS 5, S 5 with 3 attacks. And you get all of those goodies for a staggering 135 points. But it's a rare, so you only get two of them in your standard game!

    Yea.
    *looks at empire cannon, that does none of those things, other than the actual shot, for only 15 points less and cries*

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    skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    I was being facetious. :P

    why are you smelling it?
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    armageddonboundarmageddonbound Registered User regular
    skarsol wrote: »
    I was being facetious. :P
    My tears are real all the same!

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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    They have so much character ughhhh.

    Buy my dwarfs. They have character.

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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    I never got the appeal of Warhammer Dwarves. They're like boring Empire, and Empire is already fucking boring.

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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    Beer, beards, and sworn vengeance? What's not to love?

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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I'm talking purely from a model range/rules perspective. They've got infantry, tough infantry, light infantry, cannons and... that's about it. No cavalry, no magic, no monsters, none of the more esoteric war machines Empire have. They're literally a boring version of another boring army on the table. They even actively make the game even more boring for their opponent by not only having no magic, but being incredibly good at making them not have magic.

    They're like the Warhammer Worlds fun police.

    -Loki- on
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    -Loki- wrote: »
    I'm talking purely from a model range/rules perspective. They've got infantry, tough infantry, light infantry, cannons and... that's about it. No cavalry, no magic, no monsters, none of the more esoteric war machines Empire have. They're literally a boring version of another boring army on the table. They even actively make the game even more boring for their opponent by not only having no magic, but being incredibly good at making them not have magic.

    They're like the Warhammer Worlds fun police.

    I mostly played 6th and 7th ed but they also have some of the most points effective ranged units in the game. Their gunners are fuckin' fierce.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    -Loki- wrote: »
    I'm talking purely from a model range/rules perspective. They've got infantry, tough infantry, light infantry, cannons and... that's about it. No cavalry, no magic, no monsters, none of the more esoteric war machines Empire have. They're literally a boring version of another boring army on the table. They even actively make the game even more boring for their opponent by not only having no magic, but being incredibly good at making them not have magic.

    They're like the Warhammer Worlds fun police.

    This is part of the reason I like Chaos Dwarfs. You still get the hardcore dorf-ness, the grudges, the tough infantry, the warmachines - and then mix it with monsters, cavalry, cavalry-monsters, cheap throw-away infantry, magic, and chaotic warmachines. Seriously hope they expand on the Forgeworld stuff.

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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    -Loki- wrote: »
    I'm talking purely from a model range/rules perspective. They've got infantry, tough infantry, light infantry, cannons and... that's about it. No cavalry, no magic, no monsters, none of the more esoteric war machines Empire have. They're literally a boring version of another boring army on the table. They even actively make the game even more boring for their opponent by not only having no magic, but being incredibly good at making them not have magic.

    They're like the Warhammer Worlds fun police.

    I mostly played 6th and 7th ed but they also have some of the most points effective ranged units in the game. Their gunners are fuckin' fierce.

    And yet they're short guys with handguns, just like Empires tall guys with handguns. Again, nothing particularly interesting. Just like their short guys with big melee weapons compared to Empires tall guys with big melee weapons, or short guys with hand weapon and shield compared to Empires tall guys with hand weapon and shield, or their cannons crewed by short guys compared to Empires cannons crewee by tall guys.

    Empire at least gets Wizards and monstrous mounts and steam powered contraptions like tanks and fucking horses, and now monstrous cavalry and their war wagons to sort or make up for the fact you're just playing men. Dwarves are men without the itneresting bits, who actively take away interesting bits from their opponents.

    Edit - Yeah, I can see the appeal of Chaos Dwarves, especially now. All those funky warmachines are a bit more interesting than a variety of cannons, the Bull Centaurs and Hobgoblins mix up the infantry, and man, the K'daii. That's a Warhammer reimagining of a race.

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    I think a lot of the problems come from how old the Dwarf book is.
    Whenever they get re-done I'm sure they'll be a lot more dynamic and have more to offer than beard+axe or beard+gun

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2013
    They already have beardaxes, so obviously... beardgun

    Echo on
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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Dayspring wrote: »
    I think a lot of the problems come from how old the Dwarf book is.
    Whenever they get re-done I'm sure they'll be a lot more dynamic and have more to offer than beard+axe or beard+gun

    7th edition? The Dwarf book isn't really old.

    Though you're right, I'm sure they'll get new stuff. It's just that, right now, they're even lacking compared to 7th edition books.

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    Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    They do need a new thing or two.

    I suggest rune based robotics. Some kind of Dwarven Exo armour or Mechs or something.

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    DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    If you look in the main WHFB rulebook there's a double page spread of Dwarf vs Orc artwork that has huge Dwarf robot shaped things in the background

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    -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    That's definitely the direction Dwarves should go. Empire are meant to be like kids with Lego compared to Dwarf engineers.

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    You mean "unlimited creativity, but prone to falling apart if you look at it wrong" vs "more solid than the mountain I was made from but they all look the fucking same?"

    ...because dragons are AWESOME! That's why.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I somehow made it home from the game store with a Savage Orce Big Boss

    I don't play Orcs

    I don't play fantasy

    I guess I do now?

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    MagoMago SwedenRegistered User regular
    No no, you have one model to paint for the artistic side of the hobby.

    Trying to paint stuff since 1995.
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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    I think a lot of the problems come from how old the Dwarf book is.
    Whenever they get re-done I'm sure they'll be a lot more dynamic and have more to offer than beard+axe or beard+gun

    7th edition? The Dwarf book isn't really old.

    Though you're right, I'm sure they'll get new stuff. It's just that, right now, they're even lacking compared to 7th edition books.

    Isn't the Dwarf book actually the last book released from 6th edition?

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2013
    Mago wrote: »
    No no, you have one model to paint for the artistic side of the hobby.

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    Thing is, I really want to start a fantasy army and Orcs are in the running. I plan on eBaying this guy, but I may buy in soon. It's a toss between Skaven, Orcs, and Lizardmen.

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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    Mago wrote: »
    No no, you have one model to paint for the artistic side of the hobby.

    It's funny. This is what I say all the time.

    And then I end up with a new army.

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    zenpotato wrote: »
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    I think a lot of the problems come from how old the Dwarf book is.
    Whenever they get re-done I'm sure they'll be a lot more dynamic and have more to offer than beard+axe or beard+gun

    7th edition? The Dwarf book isn't really old.

    Though you're right, I'm sure they'll get new stuff. It's just that, right now, they're even lacking compared to 7th edition books.

    Isn't the Dwarf book actually the last book released from 6th edition?

    That it was. Only books older now are the tree daemons Wood Elves and Frenchmen Bretonnia.

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    So apparently the Chicago Bunker had up very real-looking pictures on their FB page of High Elves riding what looked like phoenixes, before it got taken down.

    I'm at work, otherwise I'd link the image. You can do a GIS for leaked high elves and see it, though.

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    Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    So... Phoenix Guard are getting an upgrade?

    I gotta say, riding self-roasting turkeys for a living doesn't seem like a long term survival plan….

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I think Lothern Sea Guard are getting upgraded. They pulled the box from the GW site.

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    Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    While they're at it can they fix the hands on all elf spearmen? Like a pack of sausages.

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    FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    While they're at it can they redo elf spearmen and archers?

    FTFY

    They just look so at odds to the newer models like White Lions and Phoenix Guard.

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