Background:
Xanth is a magical land of horrible puns that is suspiciously shaped like Florida. Inside it, humans and demihumans live together in peace and harmony (mostly). All of the humans have a magical talent. Most of these talents are interesting, if not terribly useful. Some of them, called Magicians, are staggeringly powerful, like the ability to turn any living creature into anything else, mastery over illusions, and weather control. Demihumans, while lacking purely magical talents, can be incredibly strong, possess the ability to fly, or turn almost invisible.
One day, the villains of Xanth, those who were not satisfied with their lot in life, decided they would prefer to be in charge. Now, you're caught up to the current situation. The Magicians of Xanth are currently scattered, off following their own interests. Their talents, and the talents of all the good people of Xanth, must be organized to protect the freedom of all.
This is a
Phalla, the Penny Arcade Forum's version of Mafia/Are You A Werewolf. It is a mostly traditional phalla, the village versus the mafia. However, like most of my phallas, it has a gimmick.
The Villager PM
You are a Villager!
You have a particularly useless talent, like making a slightly colored spot on a wall. But, you do possess the power of DEMOCRACY!
Victory Condition: You must remove all threats to the village from Xanth.
Rules:Standard rules
No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead without host consent.
Vote Close
Each day will end at
10PM CST. Any actions or votes submitted up until X:59 will count, whereas those taken on or after X:00 will not. Please do not submit any actions or votes for the following day until narration has been posted.
Voting
Each day, the citizens of Xanth must nominate a player to be sent beyond the Sheild Stones (and the game). Each player may
!vote for a player in
Bold Red. In the result of a tie, all people with tied for most votes will die.
Sign-Up
Sign up by posting such in
Bold Lime below!
Inactivity
Xanth is under attack! All citizens must remain active to fight off the villains of Xanth. As such, all players must maintain activity levels of at least one vote each night. Failure to maintain activity levels will be warned publicly in the night's narration. Failing to maintain activity levels on two nights will result in the player's replacement by a reserve player, if available, or elimination.
Proboards
Any player may create a proboard for any reason. However, all proboards must be linked to the host, who must have full access to all information on the board.
PMs
Trust is a valuable commodity in Phalla. If you want to add someone to a conversation, you must start a new conversation.
It is not required, yet strongly encouraged, that you include the Host in PMs.
Clarifications
Masons are trustworthy.
Some kills are magical. Some kills are physical. Some guards only protect from one or the other. Your PM will tell you if you have a partial or true guard.
Vote>Manipulation>Defense>Offense
Players
25. Smoove Operator
Reserves
1.
GrimmyTOA
2.
tzeentchling
3. Kaplar
4. REG Rysk
5.
Day 1The Road Virus – banished - Lord of the Mundanes (AKA Villager)
Alegis – turned into a Grudgening – The Gorgon
The Anonymous – Floating like a pancake – Bob (AKA Villager)
Jdarksun – Edited out of existence – Background Character No One Remembers (AKA Villager)
38th Doe – Drilled full of Voles – Smash Ogre
Day 2
l3lasphemer69 – Mare Imbrum – Banished
Spoit – Com Pewter – Turned into a Furret
Sir Fabulous – Crombie the Soldier – Surprised by a Smug Cloud
MrTLicious – Magician Dor – Unleashed an ancient curse.
Day 3
Kias – Banished – Spot, the Dog Whisperer (AKA Villager)
Warban – Drowned in the seaMagician Trent
GrimmyTOA –Smug cloud’d - Trojan, the Night Stallion
Lucedes - Drilled full of Voles – Magician Isis
INANTP - Eternal Slumber – Dana Demoness
Kime – Eternal Slumber – Magician Bink
Void Slayer – Eternal Slumber – Beauregard the Demon
Day 4
The Dead
Owl - Banished - Sea Hag
CaptianPlanet82 - Smug'd - Crunch Ogre
That Dave Fella - Struck by Lightning - Magician Surprise!
Stever777 - Pancake'd - Drip (AKA Villager)
Baidol - Eternal Slumber - Storm King
SaberOverEasy - Eternal Slumber - Vole Master
Cythraul - INACTIVUS - Demon Fiant
JaysonFour - INACTIVUS - Villager
Day 5
Bedlam – Banished – The Horseman
Slym – Ancient Horror- Magician Humfrey
Langly - Ancient Horror - Tim Burr (AKA Villager)
Obifett - Drilled full of Voles – Pete Abred(AKA Villager)
Day 6
Anialos - Banished - Vin Tage (AKA VILLAGER)
Assuran - Prepared, Filed, and Cataloged -Lincoln Logs (AKA Villager)
El Skid - Prepared, Filed, and Cataloged - Ace Capella (AKA Villager)
tzeentchling - Eternal Slumber - Rapunzel (AKA Villager)
Diorinix - Eternal Slumber - Grundy Golem
Malkor - INACTIVUS - Sir Not Appearing In This Narration (AKA VILLAGER)
Posts
so if you have a sex with a fish... a stork comes along and gives you a merman or a mermaid
if you have sex with a horse... a stork comes along and gives you a centaur
if you have sex with a bull.. a stork comes along and gives you a minotaur
if you have sex with a dog... a stork comes along and gives you a dogboy
if you have sex with a falcon...a stork comes and you get
Gimmie them octopuns!
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Errrrrr. Uhhmm.
Maybe I'll split the difference and !reserve up.
I'm in
Don't everyone applaud at once
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAT15I-QnBY&t=01s
Also, !sign
+1 for video-based sarcasm. Would watch again. A++
Confusion will be my epitaph
But only to take down Jim Darkmagic.
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE FOR YOURSELF! *lightning crashes in the distance*
OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod
Can I be t-rex chest gunner???
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I like how some of the dudes are in space suits or armor and the rest are riding around like He-Man.
What the fuck is wrong with my head?
I had those toys when I was a kid.
They were as amazing as that picture depicts them.
More importantly, that is not a raptor. It is a Brachylophosaurus. Come on!
No way. What's more important is the fact that I managed to
1) Dress myself with no eyes
2) Get my giant diamond head through the neck hole of that suit
3) Not smell the dinosaur coming with my giant anteater nose
The bad guys were like lizard sor aliens or somthing. Fuck if I know I was like 3 when the thing came out.
Once the game get rolling, I'm sure you'll figure it out soon enough.
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I wanna be triceraclimbs.
i want to be Ivy
or Irene