crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
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I'd like to hear Morgan Freeman try to explain this to a packed theater.
crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
I dunno, I guess I've never thought of it as much of an insult. It's just so generic and tired that it carries no weight, like saying 'fuck'
Maybe it's just because I'd know any accusations leveled at me of tiny dickery would be a fabrication so it doesn't concern me? :P
crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
I dunno, I guess I've never thought of it as much of an insult. It's just so generic and tired that it carries no weight, like saying 'fuck'
Maybe it's just because I'd know any accusations leveled at me of tiny dickery would be a fabrication so it doesn't concern me? :P
yes that must be what it is inquisitor.
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Chu, and I mean this with all the love I can simulate, I think the strength of your reaction might be projection.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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I was out for one last dinner with the girl I was casually dating right before she went to California. We were talking about her 8.5 year ex. She had to keep the restraining order on her at all times.
crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
I dunno, I guess I've never thought of it as much of an insult. It's just so generic and tired that it carries no weight, like saying 'fuck'
Maybe it's just because I'd know any accusations leveled at me of tiny dickery would be a fabrication so it doesn't concern me? :P
Like, I can't take the tiny dick insult seriously, leveled by any woman at any man.
It represents such a grasping for straws (HAH!) for any insult at all that they might as well be like "I broke up with him 'cause his mom is sooooo fat"
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People really come out of the woodwork when they hear you are leaving the country, people you haven't talked into forever...
Case in point I have a booty call tonight and I have no idea if I want to take the bait or not... not the fondest memories of this lady, but it has been forever...
crazy exes wailing about your tiny penis has always struck me as just the most vicious and petty thing. i am trying to think of the male equivalent. i guess it'd be something like 'her pussy is blown out, she's had so many dudes it's like a cavern'.
but i think a lot of males would respond to that like 'wait, so she's easy? *glimmer of attraction*'
gender stereotypes are the worst
Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
They're equally mean and stereotypical, but they're not functionally equivalent. Spreading rumors about a dude's tiny dick will wound his masculinity, but accusing a woman of craziness doesn't wound her femininity.
To employ some crude language, the closest thing would be to accuse the woman of being a bull dyke, though progressive attitudes towards sexuality mean that that insult doesn't have as many teeth as it did a few decades ago.
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You should probably just go and have the sex.
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She can say that you are an awful, inexperienced lover. She can tell everyone the things you most fear, she can embellish on stories of how you are gross or depraved in a way that is difficult to debunk. She can say that you are on daily Valtrex or, in hushed tones, that she caught you looking at child pornography and masturbating.
Tiny dick doesn't carry as much weight. It's physical, it's relative, it's readily disbelieved. It's not a black mark on your character and it doesn't sabotage non-sexual professional and social encounters.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
People really come out of the woodwork when they hear you are leaving the country, people you haven't talked into forever...
Case in point I have a booty call tonight and I have no idea if I want to take the bait or not... not the fondest memories of this lady, but it has been forever...
When I left California I got in touch with a girl who hadn't talked to me in a year because I wanted to get in one last kiss for closure and junk.
Man I have used so many phone minutes since then. :P
We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
In the mean time, I'm going to give money to a Kickstarter project that aims to make a realistic sword fightin' game.
You mean the realistic sword fighting game without any sort of force feedback to indicate when your sword has hit something? Yeah, no thanks. Game play will still devolve in to wild swings in front of you.
Chu, and I mean this with all the love I can simulate, I think the strength of your reaction might be projection.
you are imagining a strength in my reaction that isn't there, dude
i am making a series of observations
I don't think you are purple faced, fuming at the idea. But you are using some superlatives here.
I think there are plenty of worse things an ex can say that are worse than tiny dick.
well of course there are more damning things you can say about a person. that isn't really my point. what i'm saying is that it seems like the most common little angry 'nugget' you can toss out about an ex. you could explain to people that the guy was bad in bed or that he was crazy and controlling or that he was ridiculously boring or unambitious or whatever and those are more gouging, powerful criticisms to most people i think. but those don't really seem like they carry the same cultural... whatever it is. meme? in thinking about the converse, the only thing that comes to mind for a furious, scorned dude to scream is like 'NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY', or whatever. short, punchy, angry.
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We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
I hope she and Ray Bradbury really banged though.
Based on that picture I linked above of when she really met him (I assume because of her song), that might have killed him. Maybe she killed Ray Bradbury.
We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
I hope she and Ray Bradbury really banged though.
Based on that picture I linked above of when she really met him (I assume because of her song), that might have killed him. Maybe she killed Ray Bradbury.
I mean, if you are gonna go out, that's a good way to do it.
We're all on the same page that she writes joke songs, right? She's not really posting pictures of his dick up around his neighborhood like it's a lost puppy that responds to "Tim's Tiny Dick".
Yes, DK, but tiny dick is so reductive, so easy - that's the real spear of the insult: it's an effortless and throwaway line that nevertheless pokes at some corner of our psychology we believe we've outgrown
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Smelly vag, like a dead fish in bed, doesn't give head, or just gives bad head, saggy uneven sad tits, mournful tits, hairy, etc.
There are plenty of nasty accusations you can level at an ex.
I'd like to hear Morgan Freeman try to explain this to a packed theater.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
you can think of tons of insults for anyone, sure. none of them really strike me as so ubiquitous or kind of culturally agreed upon as tiny dick/needle dick.
in fact i think the meanest, most stereotypical insult towards exes from men is just that they're crazy. it's really mean in a degrading, conservative way that reduces them to just a caricature of hysterical fainting and nagging and obsessiveness.
I dunno, I guess I've never thought of it as much of an insult. It's just so generic and tired that it carries no weight, like saying 'fuck'
Maybe it's just because I'd know any accusations leveled at me of tiny dickery would be a fabrication so it doesn't concern me? :P
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yes that must be what it is inquisitor.
you misogynistic prick
She showed me when I asked.
Damn, gurl, I said.
Oh take a joke you big ninny.
you are imagining a strength in my reaction that isn't there, dude
i am making a series of observations
Arch, stop studying bug science like a sucker. The future is snow science.
It represents such a grasping for straws (HAH!) for any insult at all that they might as well be like "I broke up with him 'cause his mom is sooooo fat"
I don't think you are purple faced, fuming at the idea. But you are using some superlatives here.
I think there are plenty of things an ex can say that are worse than tiny dick.
Hey hey hey.
Is it really "traumatic" penetration if they're into it?
Yeah. It's funny how what men consider ideal men and what women consider ideal men are so often completely dissimilar.
Case in point I have a booty call tonight and I have no idea if I want to take the bait or not... not the fondest memories of this lady, but it has been forever...
They're equally mean and stereotypical, but they're not functionally equivalent. Spreading rumors about a dude's tiny dick will wound his masculinity, but accusing a woman of craziness doesn't wound her femininity.
To employ some crude language, the closest thing would be to accuse the woman of being a bull dyke, though progressive attitudes towards sexuality mean that that insult doesn't have as many teeth as it did a few decades ago.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Tiny dick doesn't carry as much weight. It's physical, it's relative, it's readily disbelieved. It's not a black mark on your character and it doesn't sabotage non-sexual professional and social encounters.
It has been almost 2 years since the last new episode of the Venture Bros. And it will be almost another year until the next one.
;_;
When I left California I got in touch with a girl who hadn't talked to me in a year because I wanted to get in one last kiss for closure and junk.
Man I have used so many phone minutes since then. :P
I hope she and Ray Bradbury really banged though.
You mean the realistic sword fighting game without any sort of force feedback to indicate when your sword has hit something? Yeah, no thanks. Game play will still devolve in to wild swings in front of you.
well of course there are more damning things you can say about a person. that isn't really my point. what i'm saying is that it seems like the most common little angry 'nugget' you can toss out about an ex. you could explain to people that the guy was bad in bed or that he was crazy and controlling or that he was ridiculously boring or unambitious or whatever and those are more gouging, powerful criticisms to most people i think. but those don't really seem like they carry the same cultural... whatever it is. meme? in thinking about the converse, the only thing that comes to mind for a furious, scorned dude to scream is like 'NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY', or whatever. short, punchy, angry.
Based on that picture I linked above of when she really met him (I assume because of her song), that might have killed him. Maybe she killed Ray Bradbury.
I mean, if you are gonna go out, that's a good way to do it.
That's how he died.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin