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People talking on their mobile phones in public.
Dublo7
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Today at Uni, during a lecture, some blond bimbo idiot's mobile phone started to ring, she answered it, and she actually started talking. This was during a physiology lecture with about 300 other people in the room.
She was sitting directly next to me, on my left.
All I could hear for about 10 minutes was her whispering some bull crap to some douche on the other side of that call.
However, as soon as she was done with the phone call, she started to cry, and blubber.
Maybe she was dumped? I don't know. All I do know is, I couldn't help but feel really fucking happy after I saw that first tear roll down her cheek.
It was like some kind of justice.
Am I a bastard?
She was sitting directly next to me, on my left.
All I could hear for about 10 minutes was her whispering some bull crap to some douche on the other side of that call.
However, as soon as she was done with the phone call, she started to cry, and blubber.
Maybe she was dumped? I don't know. All I do know is, I couldn't help but feel really fucking happy after I saw that first tear roll down her cheek.
It was like some kind of justice.
Am I a bastard?
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But regardless you definitely should have moved in for the kill.
I mean come on man, she pretty much had a giant bullseye on her vagina.
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Seconds of my life, lost to this post.
and if they carried on a conversation I'd either french kiss her or give her a hug... because class is pretty boring to me....
I mean, how fucking hard is it to put your phone on Silent, or ask to take it outside.
Jesus Christ.
I'll give you a small hint: It's NOT a mating call.
You hear these phones chirping several times in the lecture.
You think after the first fucking phone rings, people would take the initiative to check their own mobiles to make sure it's on silent.
Yes!
fuck you ass.
Everybody knows that:
1. any girl crying probably wants to talk about her problems and thus is venerable.
2. fucking a girl and never talking to her again is both a pleasing experience and quality retaliation for any indescretion.
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fuck that, its awesome if she's a tool.
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We could hate un unison....and together we could rule the galaxy as one.
Also on another note, I am not a real phone person. I hardly talk on them, and pretty much end the conversation as soon as I can. It's not that I don't like talking to people, It just I don't like talking to someone on the phone...It's feels like I am talking to them threw a wall.
I gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
Minuses of being a philosophy major: Finding work outside of food service or manual labor after graduation.
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munkus what the hell
anyway speaking of annoying people talking, I am going to have to kill my roommate until he learns that THE COMPUTER DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR YELLS
seriously 10 hours a day of madden and yelling at your little polygon people probably isn't going to help you win
Bonuses of being a philosophy major: scoring a 167 on the LSAT.
I took a REAL SAT
This post was funny enough for everyone to read again.
slacker
Yes.
My first case will be sueing SE++.
For trolling.
Under the crudely defined digital enforcement acts.