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the beatles never existed

ButtlordButtlord FornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
edited June 2012 in Social Entropy++
seriously man it was all just a lie perpetrated on the world by the man

http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

from a forum topic titled "cloning and human simulacra"
I'm holding out the possibility at this time that there were four original human-born boys who became the first Beatles. If evidence is presented one way or another, it could finally clear that up, and it would be great to know once and for all.

As for what happened after the first four, however they came about, there needs to be alternative explanations, because trying to explain things in the realm of the "known" just isn't working any longer. Now that we have the internet, and especially youtube in this case, things can be scrutinized 'under a microscope', and so much more can be brought to the table for discussion.

When I first set out to research this, I came upon the explanations for cloning and human simulacra, technologies which have existed longer than we've known about. The ruling elite are about a hundred years ahead of what they tell us, in what they are able to do.

Before I present articles and explanations for this theory as regards The Beatles, and before I present applications of it for them, I want to show some pictures of the different "Pauls", and point out how and in what ways they are exactly the same, which could not have been easily accomplished through cosmetic surgery, make-up or the wearing of theatrical prosthetics.

How many versions of the post-1963 Paul have there been? Even though I'm only showing one for each 'category', I could post the pictures of more than one in each. For right now, I'm only showing the early years, up to about late 1966.

so what crazy people have you run into lately

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Foolproof thread

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    boooooo

    also we can discuss the shitty beetles

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »

    you're blowing my mind here

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Okay wait the evidence that the Beatles were replaced by clones... is that they're identical in every way?

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    Yoko Ono was on NPR today

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I go to college

    which means there are people for LaRouche who try and bug me to listen to them

    one time I did actually listen

    I stopped paying attention when he suggested that the British Empire is still running the whole world

  • SASA Registered User regular
    Friend of a friend believes contrails created by planes are actually mind altering chemicals being sprayed to keep people compliant.

    Craaazy.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    TIMECUBE

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    Also: Paul is dead.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Okay wait the evidence that the Beatles were replaced by clones... is that they're identical in every way?

    no the evidence that they were replaced by clones is on their forum which i will not link

    but it is

    it is something else

    it's basically "they looked different at different points. IMPERFECT CLONES???!?!??!?!"

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    SA wrote: »
    Friend of a friend believes contrails created by planes are actually mind altering chemicals being sprayed to keep people compliant.

    Craaazy.

    um they're called chemtrails, you sheeple

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    beatles told me to pay my taxes

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    also, mormon missionaries talk to me all the time

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    shit like this wouldnt happen if they let their music stream from grooveshark/spotify

  • JerkbotJerkbot some kind of hypnotist Registered User regular
    TIMECUBE
    TIME CUBE wrote:
    EARTH HAS 4 CORNER

    SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

    TIME CUBE

    WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

    4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1

    DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

    IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4

    SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION

    AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

    CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -

    AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.
    IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Buttlord wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Okay wait the evidence that the Beatles were replaced by clones... is that they're identical in every way?

    no the evidence that they were replaced by clones is on their forum which i will not link

    but it is

    it is something else

    it's basically "they looked different at different points. IMPERFECT CLONES???!?!??!?!"

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    the beatles are made from the DNA of the greatest Z fighters of planet earth

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    coleoptera are pretty bossy in general

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    the beatles built the pyramids

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    tiny attack helicopters invade our bloodstreams to make us believe it's not butter

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    also, mormon missionaries talk to me all the time

    How about Mormon reverse cowgirls?

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    the beatles built the pyramids

    Well, it was mostly Ringo. The others were just moral support.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    also, mormon missionaries talk to me all the time

    How about Mormon reverse cowgirls?

    those are the best

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Dogs can't look up.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    heard the worlds first gm humans were born today

    batch of 10

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    The best thing about the Paul is Dead thing is that every single piece of evidence for it, even if it's true, can 100% be explained by the Beatles being stoned dudes fucking with the conspiracy theorists for shits and giggles.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    also, mormon missionaries talk to me all the time

    How about Mormon reverse cowgirls?

    if only

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I was fucking subjected to a horrifying display of conspiracy brain-filth, probably the worst dose I've ever recieved, in real life anyways.

    It was a late-night bus ride and it was one of those ones where the bus is nearly full but it's still really quiet because everyone is sleepy, and if someone does talk its in a low whisper. Anyway about halfway through the route, a friend of the driver gets on and the driver proceeds to monologue in a slightly louder than speaking voice sort of tone about chemtrails. About sheeple. About how flouride in the water is limiting human evolution, and how that is purposefully orchestrated by the Illuminati, composed of the CEO's of 147 global corporations. About how 9/11 was perpetrated by the Bush administration so as to provide a plausible story for the destruction of the gold reserves the powerful Dragon Family in China has been owed for centuries.

    And I was in a sour fucking mood to begin with. I was nearly at the point of beseeching the silent strangers around me, just "Are you getting a load of this shit?!"

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    Dogs can't look up.

    You've got red on you.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    this thread brings back memories

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    A tea-partying "libertarian" came to me yesterday to buy a phone for her son and she would not shut up about how Obama is an illegal president who wants our country to be socialist and for us to lose all of our freedoms like has happened over in Europe.

    The whole time I was trying to steer her away from the subject but she was just too happy to talk my ear off because nobody else will listen to her crazy talk, not even her sister.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I once heard a theory that Buttlord is a good poster

    I've yet to see any proof of it though
    I kid, I kid!

  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    These people have a lot more faith in humans than I do if they think it would require an elaborate plan to seed our atmosphere with mind control chemicals to keep people compliant.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    my dad is one of those people that think obama started operation fast and furious to take away the second amendment, and palestiniens dont exist

    it is the worst

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Or, more to the point, compliant people? Where? People are constantly complaining about every single thing and being the most entitled assholes ever, all the time, everywhere. Least effective chemicals ever.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    i found this a while ago

    http://www.the-incredible-shrinking-man.net/

    in order to conserve resources they want to guide human evolution to make us smaller and smaller

    with ideas like sexualizing short people in the media, and building miniature houses because fish in small tanks don't grow very big and maybe the same can work with humans

    not really on the same level as timecube or whatever but still weird

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Oh Time Cube Guy, you've got crazy to spare.

    Acknowledge the math below or go to hell.
    4 Day Cube disproves 1 Day God.

    1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation.
    2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation.
    3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation.
    4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

    4 Day math condemns 1 Day fools.
    These 4 absolute simultaneous days PROVES the
    1 day god, 1day academia, 1 day religion and the
    1 day media to be erroneous, fictitious and evil lies.
    Education equates to a mass icepick lobotomy -
    destroying the mind's ability to think as opposites.

    All 4/24 hour days occur within 1 Earth rotation.
    You educated stupid word animals can't fathom
    this greatest social and scientific math of creation.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    The Dragon Family is pretty fucking pissed off about you guys blowing up the World Trade Center to destroy all the gold you owed them, I can tell you that.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i found this a while ago

    http://www.the-incredible-shrinking-man.net/

    in order to conserve resources they want to guide human evolution to make us smaller and smaller

    with ideas like sexualizing short people in the media, and building miniature houses because fish in small tanks don't grow very big and maybe the same can work with humans

    not really on the same level as timecube or whatever but still weird

    if this worked then old colonial houses wouldn't seem so small

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