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Dr. Henry Pym: Bad-Ass Supreme
Zonugal
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(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
DR. HENRY PYM: BAD-ASS SUPREME
So this thread, right here, is to talk about the craziest mother fucker you’ve ever heard of in all of everything forever. I’m talking about Dr. Henry Pym, or as some may know him, “Ant-Man.” How you should know him is Bad-Ass Supreme. He sees a problem and than solves it. But he'll also create four more problems during his solution and than solve those too. Because when the Pym rolls up the universe itself can't handle all that power.
What does he do? Crazy. When he wakes up in the morning he takes a long shower of crazy and eats a solid breakfast of crazy with a side of crazy-o’s. But in a more detailed manner he does science, fucking bitchin’ science. That drunk Tony Stark? He does science to solve practical problems, psshhh…. And Reed Richards? He does it to explore, like a child would. But our boy Pym? He does it just to do it, no fuss or muss. He’s a scientist because science is awesome, period.
What else does he do? He gets big and stomps on dudes, because why the fuck not!?! He also gets small and throws guys around, cause he can do that too. You in a locked room? He’ll just rip the ceiling off it or maybe crawl through the key hole or maybe he’ll just invent a de-roomifier and than you are straight fucked.
He also controls ants and insects. Why? You got me but they ring his bell something mightier.
And mentioning ringing bells, he’s hooked up with the Wasp. Who’s she? Doesn’t matter. All you have to know is when he isn’t being depicted hitting her or her cheating on him, they go on adventures (because adventures solve all problems ever).
Sometimes he builds super advanced robots that go on to almost take over the country, world, galaxy, ect... It happens to the best of us and mad props to Pym because when was the last time you did anything that grand? That's right!
So, some people want this guy to have a movie. They want him up on the screen with Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. Obviously his film would be a hard R rating and pull in the billions. Some people want him to be played by some brown coat horror writer:
This author? This author wants a mentalist to do it:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
So don't mess with the Pym, or this could be you!
So this thread, right here, is to talk about the craziest mother fucker you’ve ever heard of in all of everything forever. I’m talking about Dr. Henry Pym, or as some may know him, “Ant-Man.” How you should know him is Bad-Ass Supreme. He sees a problem and than solves it. But he'll also create four more problems during his solution and than solve those too. Because when the Pym rolls up the universe itself can't handle all that power.
What does he do? Crazy. When he wakes up in the morning he takes a long shower of crazy and eats a solid breakfast of crazy with a side of crazy-o’s. But in a more detailed manner he does science, fucking bitchin’ science. That drunk Tony Stark? He does science to solve practical problems, psshhh…. And Reed Richards? He does it to explore, like a child would. But our boy Pym? He does it just to do it, no fuss or muss. He’s a scientist because science is awesome, period.
What else does he do? He gets big and stomps on dudes, because why the fuck not!?! He also gets small and throws guys around, cause he can do that too. You in a locked room? He’ll just rip the ceiling off it or maybe crawl through the key hole or maybe he’ll just invent a de-roomifier and than you are straight fucked.
He also controls ants and insects. Why? You got me but they ring his bell something mightier.
And mentioning ringing bells, he’s hooked up with the Wasp. Who’s she? Doesn’t matter. All you have to know is when he isn’t being depicted hitting her or her cheating on him, they go on adventures (because adventures solve all problems ever).
Sometimes he builds super advanced robots that go on to almost take over the country, world, galaxy, ect... It happens to the best of us and mad props to Pym because when was the last time you did anything that grand? That's right!
So, some people want this guy to have a movie. They want him up on the screen with Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. Obviously his film would be a hard R rating and pull in the billions. Some people want him to be played by some brown coat horror writer:
This author? This author wants a mentalist to do it:
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
So don't mess with the Pym, or this could be you!
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well thanks for coming to my TED talk
I mean, if he went with it, he could be the Avengers's enemy #1 pretty easy. Ultron's probably in the spot now, and that's his kid.
But no. He's going to be a superhero if it kills him, and everyone else in the tri-state area.
Why I fear the ocean.
Steam
he'd look terrible as a blond
Steam
see ben affleck is perfect as pym
just, think about it for a second now
More authentic that way
Psh...
fucking
hardcore
Hank and Jan and Ultron and Jocasta and Victor Mancha, maybe The Vision and Alkheema.
Aaron Stack could be the alcoholic neighbor. It'd be grand!
Why I fear the ocean.
if we're doing this then Nic Cage would be the perfect Hank Pym
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I've always loved this way of looking at it
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