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DUNGEONS

DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-)What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
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There's been a lot of threads around here about monsters. Dragons, chimeras, the undead... Now, that's all well and good. We should be concerned about these threats. But, really, what good is a monster without a good ol' fashioned DUNGEON?

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Look at that thing. PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN THERE.

Look at this one:

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That is not a DUNGEON. It is a tomb. Get it right.

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IT'S A CRYPT, YOU GOOSE.

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I- okay. Technically right. Fine.


But, really, we should talk about DUNGEONS. Good DUNGEON design, how to escape if you find yourself in a DUNGEON, and maybe your favorite DUNGEONOUS hang-out spots. I guess we could also talk lesser underground complexes, too. But they're not nearly as cool.

My favorite DUNGEON?

This motherfucker right here, from the Oracle of Ages on GBA. Spent hours trying to crack this thing, before I realize that I had to think on a 3d level in a 2d game. All of the Zelda GB/GBA DUNGEONS were amazing, in my humble opinion.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    This thread is acceptable!

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    obvious exits are north, south, and dennis

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    not enough pegging

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    not enough grue pegging

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Look, the real question here, is: would Dungeons take human form for breeding purposes?

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Fuck, now I want to play a Half-Dungeon character.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    That last one isn't a dungeon, where's the torch you can pull to make something open?

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Look, the real question here, is: would Dungeons take human form for breeding purposes?

    only en masse

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Look, the real question here, is: would Dungeons take human form for breeding purposes?

    No. they are too proud.

    D. Melding, Head of yadda yadda, MRE, ect

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    What would a Half-Dungeon character bring to the table, I wonder?
    not enough grue pegging

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    YOUR DICK MIGHT BE EATEN BY A GRUE

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I want a dungeon in my home

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
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    I- okay. Technically right. Fine.

    My upbringing on the internet has lead me to think about this when I see the word "dungeon" before I think about Legend of Zelda stuff.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    I want a dungeon in my home

    No, the dungeon is your home.

    speaking of which, Legend of Grimrock and Dungeons of Dreadmor are wonderful games.

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Dubh wrote:
    purple-dungeon1.jpg

    I- okay. Technically right. Fine.

    My upbringing on the internet has lead me to think about this when I see the word "dungeon" before I think about Legend of Zelda stuff.

    yes basically this

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    I'm moving into my basement does that count as a dungeon?

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    What is the Optimum number of levels in a dungeon


    I wanna say somewhere 5-8. Less and it's like come on why you even wasting my time. More than that and you know there's a couple filler levels in there.

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I want a dungeon in my home

    No, the dungeon is your home.

    speaking of which, Legend of Grimrock and Dungeons of Dreadmor are wonderful games.

    I love both of them dearly <3

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Graves wrote: »
    I'm moving into my basement does that count as a dungeon?

    As much as we would want this, it just collapses into a man-cave

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Look, the real question here, is: would Dungeons take human form for breeding purposes?
    dman.jpg

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    What is the Optimum number of levels in a dungeon


    I wanna say somewhere 5-8. Less and it's like come on why you even wasting my time. More than that and you know there's a couple filler levels in there.

    It depends on if you want to use pitfalls as a method of puzzle-solving and travel. They need more levels than simple dungeon models.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    If you're using pitfalls I can see levels in the dozens. Slides, ladders, tomb raider style crap to climb up, gaps you can't cross without a whip.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Fuck, now I want to play a Half-Dungeon character.

    I thought of making a gloss character like this but I was afraid of getting jailed

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The dungeon thread exists right as the dragon thread gets locked.

    A sad day.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Fuck, now I want to play a Half-Dungeon character.

    I thought of making a gloss character like this but I was afraid of getting jailed

    Do it

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    'eyyy I'm Bobby Dungeoni

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    You should all play Dungeons of Dredmor, it's a pretty sweet game.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    The dungeon thread exists right as the dragon thread gets locked.

    A sad day.

    The dragon thread is hidden in the deepest bowels of the Dungeon thread

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    You should all play Dungeons of Dredmor, it's a pretty sweet game.

    i haven't gotten past level 7. and i keep it on the mode that deletes your save when you die.

    is a fun game though.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Deadly Rooms of Death is one of my favourite dungeon video game series.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    The dungeon thread exists right as the dragon thread gets locked.

    A sad day.

    For all the times I've played it or seen it discussed, there haven't really been any dragons when it comes to Dungeons & Dragons. What gives?

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    The only question is, what thread is the dragon thread guarding in the dungeon thread?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    The dungeon thread exists right as the dragon thread gets locked.

    A sad day.

    For all the times I've played it or seen it discussed, there haven't really been any dragons when it comes to Dungeons & Dragons. What gives?

    i often use dragons, rarely use dungeons.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    The only question is, what thread is the dragon thread guarding in the dungeon thread?
    Duh

    The Anime Thread

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    The only question is, what thread is the dragon thread guarding in the dungeon thread?

    So when this thread is locked you have to make the "GOLD! JEWELS! RICHES BEYOND IMAGINATION!" thread.

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Save or Post Thread.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    The only question is, what thread is the dragon thread guarding in the dungeon thread?
    Duh

    The Anime Thread

    Crap. Our VGI thread is in another castle!

    Edit - Please take this for the joke it's meant to be!

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'll make the Might thread, who wants to do Magic?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I'll make the Might thread, who wants to do Magic?

    i know a thing or two about magic.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I'll get the Cher thread.

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