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advice you would give to yourself in the past

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    and get your nipples pierced too and then get a diamond studded chain you can link from your nips to ur dick

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I've had a Ceasar cut for nearly 30 years.

    Are...are there other hairstyles?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    turn around and kick the shit out of your school bullies, you are stronger than them

    also refuse to see a psychiatrist, there is nothing wrong with you mentally and it will save time money and embarrassment

    Beasteh on
  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    Immediately thought of this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    and get your nipples pierced too and then get a diamond studded chain you can link from your nips to ur dick

    Nipple piercings are actually the best.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Invent light piping as an actual fashion trend

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Also I love love love long luxurious hair on a dude

    But if you're not working it cut that hair.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    stop getting mad at video games

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    when you bring that one toy of yours to school back in grade 1, the jet that turns into a monster when you pull the tab, don't lend it out to that one stupid fucker during recess

    he'll lend it out to someone else, and that person will lend it out to someone else, and someone will swipe it and you will have no idea who and you will never see that toy again

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Graduate on time, you useless shit.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    and get your nipples pierced too and then get a diamond studded chain you can link from your nips to ur dick

    Nipple piercings are actually the best.
    i like them. not on guys tho

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Get a job!

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Invent light piping as an actual fashion trend

    Pull this off and I will thank you forever

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    Immediately thought of this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU
    this was real good

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    A)

    Just ask her out you fucking idiot

    B)

    Get some ADD medication, you can't go through the rest of your life like that you boob.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    keep up the good work

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Love yourself, spend as much time as you can with your older brother before he dies, don't listen to people who are just tryin to get you into trouble. It's ok to be angry, kid, and you don't have to be ashamed of WHY you're angry. Aw jeeze now I'm crying. Younger me was a trainwreck.

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    don't bother starting that PhD

    Steam
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Okay, highschool me: avoid that girl who sits behind you in history class freshman year. Turns out, she's a bitch whose heart is blacker than the inside of a buried coffin on a moonless night.

    Don't join the football team. You will hate it but feel trapped and unable to quit. And don't try out for basketball, just go right into joining the wrestling team.

    When you get to college, keep working out or learn to eat less.

    Oh, and for fuck's sake, learn to loosen up a bit.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Oh man how has this not been said yet

    YOLO!

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Run away far away

    Run all night and day.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh man how has this not been said yet

    YOLO!

    Huh?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Even though you're gay still date those beautiful girls because you're kind of bi and they ARE hot and you'll still be good friends years later (and they'll still be hot).

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Don't even explain it

    Just go back in time, punch your younger self in the face, and shout YOLO

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Trademark YOLO

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Buy stocks in Amazon when it's doing shitty and Apple as early as possible.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    oh also, floss more regularly you dumbass

    poo
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Believe in me who believes in you!

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    stop caring about what other people think/feel so much

    it only drives you crazy

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Don't. Just... don't.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Kiss Ross when you had the chance dammit

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    These guys are actually all gay so get on that before they stop being attractive/move away.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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