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diablo 3: because browsing the auction house until pee-poo out of control is so fun

animal companionanimal companion xenomortisRegistered User regular
edited July 2012 in Social Entropy++
Diablo 3 follows the tradition of the previous two Diablo games, because money

Here is a screenshot of the Auction House from the original Diablo of 1997

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Here is a list of battle tags for other people who are staring at a UI instead of punching skeletons. You can PM me if you wanna be like them--i.e., on this list.
A Dabble of Thelonius - Talonious#1860
Al_wat - AlWatts#1320
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Angry - Doom#1520
Aretè - NinjaFrizz#1852
Artreus - Artreus#1360
Atheraal - Atheraal#1598
Awko - Awko#6342

BahamutZERO - BahamutZERO#1214
barcardi - archteckguru#1322
Baroque And Roll - BaroqueGuy#1976
BEAST! - BEAST#1553
Beasteh - Beasteh#2141
Bedigunz - bedigunz#1709
Beef Avenger - BeefAvenger#1133
Big Red Tie - pabrt#1613
TheBlackWind - TheBlackWind#1335
Blake T - blaket#6166
Butters - Butters#1438
Buttlord - butteslord#1694

captaink - captaink#1674
Cilla Black - CilliaBlack#1305
CorporateLogo - CorpLogo#1628
The Cow King - Evosin#1333
CowShark - CowShark#1748
Cymril - Cymril#1411

Dead Legend - beardsnbeer#1508
Depressperado - Dwyer#1382
Der Waffle Mous - wafflemous#1483
DirtyDirtyVagrant - Berrymilk#1658
Doctor Fink - Finkerton#1862
drp527 - drp527#1623

el_vicio - Wintermute#2524

Feriluce - Feriluce#1995
FF - Skrectumis#1495

Galy - Galy#1679
The Geebs That Is A Pony - TheGeebs#1318
godmode - godmode#1961
Goose! - Goose#1477
gurusloth - guru#1885

Hunter - Hunter#1941
Huntera - Huntera#1679

IpseDixit - ipsedixit#1231

Jars - jars#1772
Jasconius - Jasconius#1409
Javen - Javen#1634
Joolander - Joolander#1650
jwalk - walk2k#1921

KetBra - KetBra#1692
Kochikens - Kochi#1456
Krieghund - Krieghund#1569

TheLawinator - TheLawinator#1967
lessmore - lessmore#1559
Lost Salient - lostsalient#1419
LTM - LTM#1597
LuvTheMonkey - LuvTheMonkey#1270

M.D. - MNDILS#1244
Man of the Waves - Holiday#1537
marty_0001 - Marty#6604
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Moriveth - Moriveth#1570
Munkus Beaver - munkus#1952

Naphtali - Naphtali#1830
natek - natek#1319
neville - neville#1997
Noggin - Noggin#1936
No Great Name - SirToons#1214
Noisymunk - Noisymunk#1446

Odin - Odin#1274

Projeck - projeck#1969

Radius - Radius#1819
Ramen Noodle - Ramenamen#1132
Rankenphile - Rankenphile#1356
Reginald - Reginaldo#1472
rfilyaw - Relshak#1868
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Sara Lynn - saralynn#1561
sarukun - Ozaru#1304
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Shazkar Shadowstorm - Shazkar#1589
Shorty - EvilManiMani#1312
The Sneak! - Dyne#1729
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TheStig - TheStig#1787
Syphyre - Syphyreal#1170
Syrellis - Spaddix07#1795

T4CT - MikeBlais#1103
Tef - Tef#1679
Tofystedeth - Tofystedeth#1894
Tonkka - Tonkka#1762
tsplitter - tsplitter#1293
tugga - tucker#1607
Turambar - Turambar#1913

Ubik - Ubik#1955
Uriel - Jarofmayo#1170

Vargas Prime - VargasPrime#1415

WAH - hamdoughnuts#1895
Walt - Walt#1813
Weaver - weavermatic#1189

Yukira - ModelZ#1623

Zen Vulgarity - ZenVulgarity#1270
Zombies Tossed My Salad! - ZombiesTMS#1731

Here is a picture of a house you can buy with Real Money Auction House money

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See you all in the world of Sanctuary, where you can have a good time

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Kill the video game rich

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    i pay my mortgage with d3

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    1% of the demon hunters absorb over two thirds of all the gold dropped in Sanctuary

    occupy new tristram

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    delete every class but witch doctor

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    love this op

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kill the video game rich

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Swimming in my gold pool

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    AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Eat the video game rich

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    woo so got another item i see priced with buyouts from 40-100mil, are people buying at that price? Dunno. RMAH prices range from 40 bucks then 190/195/200 So i am gonna try to sell for 100 bucks but bid starts at 20.

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    GalyGaly Registered User regular
    Good thread title

    mustache w/ hat c|:{
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yeah that should be worth at least 100 bucks

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    put a gem in it so it shows up higher on int searches

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Uhhhhh uhhh

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    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    they all go to processing first

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    But it's not showing the amount it sold for like it typically does

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    now the stig gets banned for using the rmah

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    because it is processing?

    I would assume there is no money until processing is over and so it wouldn't bother to show the price

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    It has always showed the money while processing before

    the auction house knows what the final bid was

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    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    he's right though, my last rmah stuff when it showed processing showed the price it sold for

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    oh I have never used the RMAH so I just assumed

    hope you get your dollars bro

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    They are in your RMAH, takin' all your Paypals.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I found a pair of level 63 braces today that were actually an improvement over what I was using. 10 more int, 60something all res, and it had crit chance.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    Here is a visual representation. To the left are my new bracers.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    damn those are really really nice

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    if those were dex/vit instead of str/int I would give you all of my gold for them

    I stack poison resist and I need crit chance like whoa

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    So its safe to say that the Unstoppable Armor...stopped...being useful, then?

    8-)

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    so I finally beat Ghom.

    took me what, 50 tries and loads of upgrades to do it.

    then I work my way up to Siegebreaker aaaaand facetanked him on the 1st try. seriously I just stood there holding the button down.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    the neck I found was a 4k dps increase buuuuut no run speed

    I found a ring with 75 dex, 6% ias, 3.5% crit and some gf. ought to be worth something even if ias isn't hot right now

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i just spent 11 mill on a sidegrade what is wrong with me aaaah

    kill me and bury the body where they will never find it

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    man I could have bought a good knife with that money beasteh

    stop being in europe and give me your fake money

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    do wd daggers go up to 63? I have only found 62s

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yes they are called veil piercers

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I always have a hard time buying new gear if the total armor is less, even if the stats are better. My brain is just all "but the big white number is smaller!"

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    armor is automatically sorted by armor value so even if it isnt something people are specifically looking for, their monkey brains tell them to buy it because big number

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    can you sort shields by block chance or average block amount

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    of course not

    that'd be Iike sorting sources by average damage!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I have to have both larger value and better stats

    I can actually live through at least early act2 now!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    whats that? make the auction house interface in any way easier to use?

    not in MY america

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    yeah if the other stats mattered anything close to as much as the average damage on a mojo I wouldn't mind but here we are

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I'm debating upgrading my gems from perfect to radiant. Took a small dex hit when I switched one of my rings out for a huge vit increase and another 53% allres.

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