In less depressing news, this guy wants to pay someone with a boat $100 to shuttle himself and his "girlfriend" to a lake island, drop them off, presumably let them bang, and then pick them back up "1 to 1.5 hours later" (a memorable evening was mentioned in the listing)...
The corpses of a young couple were found on Goose Island last night...
That was my first thought... I'd take the $100 to shuttle them out there, get the call to pick them up, get out there to find a dead girl and the cops on the way.
In less depressing news, this guy wants to pay someone with a boat $100 to shuttle himself and his "girlfriend" to a lake island, drop them off, presumably let them bang, and then pick them back up "1 to 1.5 hours later" (a memorable evening was mentioned in the listing)...
The corpses of a young couple were found on Goose Island last night...
That was my first thought... I'd take the $100 to shuttle them out there, get the call to pick them up, get out there to find a dead girl and the cops on the way.
My first thought was "Where is the romance in bringing your gf to a crummy little island and telling her: We have an hour and a half to fuck." That's just a change of venue (with a thin foam mattress or blanket). Lame.
My second thought was "That guy is totes murdering his gf on that crummy little island."
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
In less depressing news, this guy wants to pay someone with a boat $100 to shuttle himself and his "girlfriend" to a lake island, drop them off, presumably let them bang, and then pick them back up "1 to 1.5 hours later" (a memorable evening was mentioned in the listing)...
if I had a boat in the area, I would shine it up real nice, buy some champagne and strawberries, dress up real nice, and not charge. Because it would be fun to surprise a stranger like that.
firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
Fasting huh. I finally got my ass to a doctor for a physical (it has been something near on 8 years). Ordered a bunch-a tests so I need to do that fasting thing. OK for only 12 hours but still.
I also got me a tdap shot for the first time. Not that fun really.
haha ventur bros REALLY wants depeche mode to be all-gay
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Sex in the woods is highly overrated. Freaking ticks.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
I'm doing it more meditatively than for any sort of health benefit or calorie restriction. Those are just bonuses.
I kind of like being hungry.
But is it really hard for anyone to not eat for 12 hours? I have a friend whose girlfriend seems to have to eat every 4 hours or she becomes all consumed with how hungry she is. Seems more mental than physical.
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I bet the dudes who do skywriting via smoke and bad-ass acrobatics laugh at those sign-draggers at get-togethers.
I'm doing it more meditatively than for any sort of health benefit or calorie restriction. Those are just bonuses.
I kind of like being hungry.
But is it really hard for anyone to not eat for 12 hours? I have a friend whose girlfriend seems to have to eat every 4 hours or she becomes all consumed with how hungry she is. Seems more mental than physical.
Totally mental. Unless you're I dunno, a logger, you're going to be perfectly fine not eating for 12 hours.
In less depressing news, this guy wants to pay someone with a boat $100 to shuttle himself and his "girlfriend" to a lake island, drop them off, presumably let them bang, and then pick them back up "1 to 1.5 hours later" (a memorable evening was mentioned in the listing)...
The corpses of a young couple were found on Goose Island last night...
Meanwhile in an alternate universe...
AP - Nashville, TN
July 29, 2012
Police are on the hunt for a young couple that marooned an elderly fisherman on Goose Island over the weekend. The suspects arranged the charter over Craigslist, but when they arrived at the Island, they beat the man and threw him overboard, where he remained since Friday.
The Coast Guard has recovered the boat by Cook Public Use ramp and have no leads. However, forensics have been able to confirm THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT
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firewaterwordSatchitanandaPais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered Userregular
They did say a cup of black coffee is cool, but that's probably just so people like me don't turn up all irritable and disgruntled.
There's no reason you can't eat yolk in America. People are dumb because they think just because Chicken has salmonella the egg will too because lolchicken:rotate:
You can eat your yolks raw homies, salmonella comes from the butchering process, not from the egg collecting one.
Something like one in 100,000 eggs contains salmonella.
It's one of those things that's probably an acceptable risk if you're young and healthy, but much less so if you're pregnant, aged, a baby, or immuno-compromised.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
In less depressing news, this guy wants to pay someone with a boat $100 to shuttle himself and his "girlfriend" to a lake island, drop them off, presumably let them bang, and then pick them back up "1 to 1.5 hours later" (a memorable evening was mentioned in the listing)...
The corpses of a young couple were found on Goose Island last night...
Meanwhile in an alternate universe...
AP - Nashville, TN
July 29, 2012
Police are on the hunt for a young couple that marooned an elderly fisherman on Goose Island over the weekend. The suspects arranged the charter over Craigslist, but when they arrived at the Island, they beat the man and threw him overboard, where he remained since Friday.
The Coast Guard has recovered the boat by Cook Public Use ramp and have no leads. However, forensics have been able to confirm THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT
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mango has a peppery flavor that I don't enjoy by itself
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Dude, that Binding of Isaac game is a goddamn abusive relationship digitized.
That was my first thought... I'd take the $100 to shuttle them out there, get the call to pick them up, get out there to find a dead girl and the cops on the way.
i will water fast with you
fasting bros
i ain't had nothing to eat since like, 730pm yesterday
READ THE OP ASKGHSKGHSKDFGKD
I'm not even that hungry at all, really. I just like how food tastes soooooo.
But yeah, water fasting is good! I might eat tonight around 8pm. That'd be 24 hours.
Or if I don't feel like it, tomorrow morning.
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I think that'd be weird to eat.
My first thought was "Where is the romance in bringing your gf to a crummy little island and telling her: We have an hour and a half to fuck." That's just a change of venue (with a thin foam mattress or blanket). Lame.
My second thought was "That guy is totes murdering his gf on that crummy little island."
Gettin' rid of dem toxins.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
if I had a boat in the area, I would shine it up real nice, buy some champagne and strawberries, dress up real nice, and not charge. Because it would be fun to surprise a stranger like that.
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I also got me a tdap shot for the first time. Not that fun really.
That is such a great way to make a threat.
I kind of like being hungry.
But is it really hard for anyone to not eat for 12 hours? I have a friend whose girlfriend seems to have to eat every 4 hours or she becomes all consumed with how hungry she is. Seems more mental than physical.
Totally mental. Unless you're I dunno, a logger, you're going to be perfectly fine not eating for 12 hours.
pay for a longer sign next time
well, y'know
good luck making a whole phrase in sky-writing, so
Meanwhile in an alternate universe...
AP - Nashville, TN
July 29, 2012
Police are on the hunt for a young couple that marooned an elderly fisherman on Goose Island over the weekend. The suspects arranged the charter over Craigslist, but when they arrived at the Island, they beat the man and threw him overboard, where he remained since Friday.
The Coast Guard has recovered the boat by Cook Public Use ramp and have no leads. However, forensics have been able to confirm THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT
9/11 has taught us nothing!
It's one of those things that's probably an acceptable risk if you're young and healthy, but much less so if you're pregnant, aged, a baby, or immuno-compromised.
black coffee is basically water + caffeine. it has 0 calories.
Does the FAA even have a regulation about using your plane to make a "threat"?
Perhaps the finest H/A thread of all time.
doubt it.
why the quotation marks