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hail satan

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    beam me up satan

    or is that down

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    I ate an apple yesterday, that's a sin, right?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    approximately how seductively did you eat said apple?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote: »
    I ate an apple yesterday, that's a sin, right?

    God damn it Jesus died for us now we gotta start that whole circus all over again.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    hail seitan?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Wow that looks incredibly unappetizing.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    approximately how seductively did you eat said apple?

    Well originally I started just chomping it, but then I started around the whole thing in a serpentine manner.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    imo the only apples worth buying are the apples that have a whole lot of cleavage or big butts :bz

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    If I watch Seven again, does that count as a sin?

    How about if I cheer when he sees Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the box?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN

    1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
    2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
    3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
    4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
    5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
    6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
    vampires!
    7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than
    those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
    development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
    8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
    emotional gratification!
    9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all
    these years!

    Fuck LaVey

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    the best ever death metal band out of Denton was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    hell of a drunk thread

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    told Satan I can't wait to get offered heaven and give that pompous asshole God the middle finger

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    daughter, daughter
    killed her father
    look at what her
    blood has bought her

    mother, may i
    kill another
    in the cradle
    sleeps your brother

    this is tycho's little poem thing for the Daughters of the Eyrewood comic they want to do and I am posting it here a) because it is creepy and b) because it is awesome

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    iiiiiiick

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    and later on second avenue if it comes down to the drugs or you, baby we're through you're messing with my drug life yeah quit messing with my drug life

    nah nah nah nah

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    speaking of sinning and @Belruel

    I think this is a post you might like. via tumblr http://wildeboys.tumblr.com/post/22489068216/caravaggios-boys-lips

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    Carvaggio's boys' lips

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    those some fine lips

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    also holy shit that just lead me to this http://artdetails.tumblr.com/

    gooooood tumblin

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    hi futore

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    r u a posting bro

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    If I watch Seven again, does that count as a sin?

    How about if I cheer when he sees Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the box?

    Uh Ms. Paltrow has black friends she is clearly a good person how dare you

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    speaking of sinning and @Belruel

    I think this is a post you might like. via tumblr http://wildeboys.tumblr.com/post/22489068216/caravaggios-boys-lips

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    Carvaggio's boys' lips


    aw yus

    yiss

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    I prolly wanna get laid more than anything right now

    Like dang it's been too long

    Where da hipster girls at

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    where da girls with low standards at

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    yesterday my mom caught me having lazy perfunctory sex with my drug dealer

    she was like "sorry for interrupting" and i was like

    no it's cool I was like, this close to gnawing my arm off to escape so

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    1.)
    Beasteh wrote: »
    hi futore

    2.)
    Beasteh wrote: »
    r u a posting bro

    1.a.)Yup
    2.a.)Nope
    1.b.)How's it hangin
    2.b.)Never was invited

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    where da girls with low standards at

    d-damn...

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    where da girls with low standards at

    d-damn...

    i was talking about myself

    because i am not emotionally ready for a steady and adult relationship

    one night stand or something though WHERE YOU AT, LOOSE DAMES

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    where da girls with low standards at

    d-damn...

    i was talking about myself

    because i am not emotionally ready for a steady and adult relationship

    one night stand or something though WHERE YOU AT, LOOSE DAMES

    I'll take your sloppy seconds

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    where da girls with low standards at

    d-damn...

    i was talking about myself

    because i am not emotionally ready for a steady and adult relationship

    one night stand or something though WHERE YOU AT, LOOSE DAMES

    oh okay

    no sick burns bein' thrown around, good

    good

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    drunk bitches love warm smiles

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    the best ever death metal band out of Denton was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school

    One was named Cyrus, and the other was Jeff

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    they practiced twice a week in jeff's bedroom

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Thread lacks content.

    Hail Satan.

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