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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    Satan is a pretty sweet band

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAN8v-sw0Tc


    Although they do the high pitch thing more than I'd like

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Swill how hard you sinnin right now 1 to 10

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Welp.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    sometimes i feel like i'm not sinning as hard as i could be, if i really put my mind to it

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i wish i was sinnin' harder

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I'm like a 6 but i'm workings on it

    I give sinning classes if you all interested

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    is there a placement test i can take to figure out which level of sinning class i should be in?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    I just kissed a stripped how why i'm not even at a strip club

    I've kissed a hooker!

    (tlb is going to show up a take this to another level)

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    SkylarkSkylark o7 Vile Rat o7 o7 Photon Torpedo o7Registered User regular
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hey Swilla it nice to see you the other day so unexpectedly.

    It was as if you were. . .

    SUMMONED

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    is there a placement test i can take to figure out which level of sinning class i should be in?

    Yeah q1 opinion on rimjobs
    Q2 best trek captain?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    1) poop comes from there
    2) whatever, nerd

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Janeway is the most evil captain, right?

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Yeah we'll put you in with the mormons

    You got some work today

    Don't worry, you'll fit in well

    No one in the class has even blown a dude

    Also yes to kkka yay

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    I used to sin a bunch, now I don't sin as much, more due to the crushing defeat of age than anything else

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Prohass on
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN

    1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
    2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
    3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
    4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
    5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
    6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
    vampires!
    7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than
    those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
    development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
    8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
    emotional gratification!
    9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all
    these years!

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    best thing about sin (NSFW)

    videogames?

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    9 is so true, especially since textually none of the major world religions have much to say about him

    Also I have heard this phrase before but cant for the life of me figure out where its from:
    "Jesus loves me but Satan's better in bed"

    I will make all my sacrifices in the name of thy who can find me where thats from, cos im pretty sure I didnt make it up

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012

    Make praise unto the Prince of the Blackened Pit, in his name

    Personface on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I don't know, but googling it yielded this gem:

    How to identify a Satanic infiltrator in a Church

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    In high school I used to wear a pewter pentragram necklace but the chain broke one day and I didn't notice and it was lost.

    Not that I believed in any of that, I just liked pissing people off and was a shithead in general

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Coveting stuff really is great! Thanks to everyone who introduced me to it :)

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I don't know, but googling it yielded this gem:

    How to identify a Satanic infiltrator in a Church

    I got as far as the phrase "spiritual warfare" and had to give up

    About six words in

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    best thing about sin (NSFW)

    videogames?

    ?

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    Yeah ok I didn't get the joke

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    My tummy hurts from gorging on shitty tex mex I ate at my gf's work, and I'd really love a bowl atm

    Sinning owns, sin every day

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Sin San Sun

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    She was wearing a feather

    Also who doesn't have sex before marriage these days

    I can think of a couple.

    And I don't judge them or anything, I just wanted to get laid waaaay more than I wanted to wait.

    I lasted to 24.

    The girl I wanted to marry wanted to get down.

    After that, well, the seal was broken, so, I mean, fuck, man, right?

    Commas.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Good ol' Zoroastrianism

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    HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    Hey Satan.
    'Sup, mang?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I'm trying to kiss a girl! sorta

    I'm kinda only into her body

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    i want to be kissing right fucking now.

    today is the king shit of all days. I'm planning on not really speaking for the entirety of it, but I want someone to come over for a booty call.

    I'm debating whether or not I should try and make that work

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN

    1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
    2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
    3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
    4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
    5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!
    6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic
    vampires!
    7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than
    those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
    development", has become the most vicious animal of all!
    8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or
    emotional gratification!
    9. Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all
    these years!

    You had me going, but then you mentioned psychic vampires and man I wanna be one of those.

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    hailing Satan on all frequencies

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