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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    wow damn jacob I never realized that that thumb button seems to be the fucking dictator of expensive vs. cheap

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Hmm, so Protomen show tommorow night that I'm definitely going to, and another Protomen show sunday night that I probably shouldn't go to since I'll have a couple hour drive afterwards and have to work in the morning, but they're doing an all Queen tribute set :(

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    my brother is doing a stress test for [HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW GAME IN REDACTED SERIES]

    he's excited but the first game was such garbage it means i have 0 enthusiasm for anything


    Does that mean there were only 2 games? Is it GW2? Because that wasn't NDA so it's totally cool to talk about... it was yesterday.

    no this is a console series

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    my brother is doing a stress test for [HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW GAME IN REDACTED SERIES]

    he's excited but the first game was such garbage it means i have 0 enthusiasm for anything


    Does that mean there were only 2 games? Is it GW2? Because that wasn't NDA so it's totally cool to talk about... it was yesterday.

    no this is a console series

    Well you should tell us anyway because you didn't agree to the NDA, only he did! :P

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    the amount of handwringing and grumbling about going F2P in the TOR thread is puzzling

    Can you bottom line it for me? WHy would people bitch about free 2 play?
    A service was designed for millions of dollars for a particular business model. A year later the publishers ditch the model and move to a radically different model.

    If you were someone who made use of that service, wouldn't you be a little worried that maybe they changed from one model to the next because the service is not profitable and if this doesn't work either they might just pull the plug and leave you hanging?

    Its not like TOR didnt have huge issues at launch f2p was an inevitability hell I would say it was planned and they only put out boxed copies to recoup some cash while they could.

    Eh, I guess. Considering there's only this and Clone Wars Adventures as the only two star wars MMOs maybe people are a bit scared that their favourite franchise won't be popular enough in the long run.

    Also, this is Bioware's first fullblown MMO and it's an extremely costly project, so I think the well-being of SWTOR is important to people who want to enjoy more huge undertakings from them.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    wow damn jacob I never realized that that thumb button seems to be the fucking dictator of expensive vs. cheap

    I know, right! wtf

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys what is a good reasonably priced optical mouse with a scroll wheel and a few extra buttons

    the scroll wheel on this thing has suddenly stopped working and now the cursor drifts all over the fucking place

    logitech something

    they have these "gaming mice" that just scream ripoff to me but the cheaper ones don't seem to have the handy thumb buttons

    if I have to pay twenty more bux for a thumb button I am going to be mad
    http://www.logitech.com/nl-nl/mice-pointers/mice/5743

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I couldn't shit for three days once.

    when I finally did it hurt but the relief afterwards was unbelievable. I felt amazing for several hours.

    there, poop story.
    i'm on like a weekly schedule. it's the worst.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Seriously @Jacobkosh the Logitech M500 is the mouse you are looking for.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    SWTOR was pretty much crap and I think EA expected it to float them the same way that WoW floats Activision. Activision is pretty fucked, though. They have a lot of reliance on Blizzard. When MOP releases, it'll probably hemorrhage subscribers faster than previous expansions. but I mean this is just gut feeling shit

    i'd have to look at their F/S

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I poop thrice a day

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    my brother is doing a stress test for [HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW GAME IN REDACTED SERIES]

    he's excited but the first game was such garbage it means i have 0 enthusiasm for anything


    Does that mean there were only 2 games? Is it GW2? Because that wasn't NDA so it's totally cool to talk about... it was yesterday.

    no this is a console series

    Console game series ...
    First game was garbage ...
    Cass doesn't like it ...
    Cass is Canadian, eh ...

    Assassin's Creed 3.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I poop thrice a day

    Me too! I average 2-3 a day!

    We're butt-buddies!

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    gosh scooby doo

    you solved the case

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    the amount of handwringing and grumbling about going F2P in the TOR thread is puzzling

    Can you bottom line it for me? WHy would people bitch about free 2 play?
    A service was designed for millions of dollars for a particular business model. A year later the publishers ditch the model and move to a radically different model.

    If you were someone who made use of that service, wouldn't you be a little worried that maybe they changed from one model to the next because the service is not profitable and if this doesn't work either they might just pull the plug and leave you hanging?

    Its not like TOR didnt have huge issues at launch f2p was an inevitability hell I would say it was planned and they only put out boxed copies to recoup some cash while they could.

    Eh, I guess. Considering there's only this and Clone Wars Adventures as the only two star wars MMOs maybe people are a bit scared that their favourite franchise won't be popular enough in the long run.

    Also, this is Bioware's first fullblown MMO and it's an extremely costly project, so I think the well-being of SWTOR is important to people who want to enjoy more huge undertakings from them.

    Ehhh not really, Bioware Austin fucked up but it has no bearing on Bioware Edmonton. I really feel little sympathy for anyone in charge over there. TOR came out and was pretty uninnovative the game was stuck in 2006 as far as innovation goes in the MMO genre.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys what is a good reasonably priced optical mouse with a scroll wheel and a few extra buttons

    the scroll wheel on this thing has suddenly stopped working and now the cursor drifts all over the fucking place

    logitech something

    they have these "gaming mice" that just scream ripoff to me but the cheaper ones don't seem to have the handy thumb buttons

    if I have to pay twenty more bux for a thumb button I am going to be mad

    ah. I have a gaming mouse but it's razer... umm, razer is good but I don't even think they have lower level options.

    check out Steelseries. supposed to be fantastic mice and they may have some cheaper models with extra buttons.

    I'm pretty sure steelseries is just as pricey as razer if not worse unfortunately. Their low-end three button mouse is still $45. They're supposed to be pretty good, but meh.

    Microsoft is pretty good about cheap simple 5 button mice though. Logitech probably has some good choices but they're moving more and more of their not-expensive gamer stuff over to wireless which you may or may not want.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I have owned two Razer Mice

    they were both shiiiit. I never understood the Razer love.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    Is it like... unwatchably bad?

    Is there any such situation where I could make it enjoyable?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    guys what is a good reasonably priced optical mouse with a scroll wheel and a few extra buttons

    the scroll wheel on this thing has suddenly stopped working and now the cursor drifts all over the fucking place

    logitech something

    they have these "gaming mice" that just scream ripoff to me but the cheaper ones don't seem to have the handy thumb buttons

    if I have to pay twenty more bux for a thumb button I am going to be mad

    ah. I have a gaming mouse but it's razer... umm, razer is good but I don't even think they have lower level options.

    check out Steelseries. supposed to be fantastic mice and they may have some cheaper models with extra buttons.

    I'm pretty sure steelseries is just as pricey as razer if not worse unfortunately. Their low-end three button mouse is still $45. They're supposed to be pretty good, but meh.

    Microsoft is pretty good about cheap simple 5 button mice though. Logitech probably has some good choices but they're moving more and more of their not-expensive gamer stuff over to wireless which you may or may not want.

    yeah I figured they probably were but I thought I'd mention it

    aldo seems to have found a good answer

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I have owned two Razer Mice

    they were both shiiiit. I never understood the Razer love.

    I would probably buy steelseris next just to try it but I've never had an issue with a razer mouse myself. I use the lachesis, most comfortable mouse I've ever had.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    SWTOR was pretty much crap and I think EA expected it to float them the same way that WoW floats Activision. Activision is pretty fucked, though. They have a lot of reliance on Blizzard. When MOP releases, it'll probably hemorrhage subscribers faster than previous expansions. but I mean this is just gut feeling shit

    i'd have to look at their F/S

    Here we go
    WoW Loses 1.1M Subscribers, Down to 9.1M
    Activision Blizzard latest earning call revealed that World of Warcraft lost another 1,100,000 subscribers last quarter, bringing us down to 9.1 million players. Some things they made note of on the call are coming up, see the stream below or visit Activision to listen in.

    Notes

    16.9 million Battle.net users.
    10 million D3 copies sold, 1.2 million from annual pass.
    Most of the WoW Subscription losses were from the East.
    Losses are from people playing Diablo 3 and leaving until the new expansion.
    4.7 million people watched the event at MLG for Heart of the Swarm.
    Mists of Pandaria will utilize TV and online ads leading up to the launch.
    The China launch Mists of Pandaria will hopefully launch as soon as possible, not likely in Q3

    Track record:
    Q1 2011 - 600,000 subscribers lost
    Q2 2011 - 300,000 subscribers lost
    Q3 2011 - 800,000 subscribers lost
    Q4 2011 - 100,000 subscribers lost.
    Q1 2012 - 0 subscribers lost.
    Q2 2012 - 1,100,000 subscribers lost.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    To be fair, some of that is because he got dragged into giving an eight-hour deposition because some dickass sued the movie makers for "stealing his idea." He had to sit there and patiently explain over and over to a roomful of lawyers that the comic had come out years before either the movie or the other dude's whatever-it-was.

    But yeah it really is an astonishingly shitty movie.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    Is it like... unwatchably bad?

    Is there any such situation where I could make it enjoyable?

    marijuana?
    I mean, if you're cool with supporting cartel murders in mexico and terrorism.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    Is it like... unwatchably bad?

    Is there any such situation where I could make it enjoyable?

    I love League its a super fun popcorm movie, just don't think too hard about it.

    Alan Moore is an old bitter man who will never be happy.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    To be fair, some of that is because he got dragged into giving an eight-hour deposition because some dickass sued the movie makers for "stealing his idea." He had to sit there and patiently explain over and over to a roomful of lawyers that the comic had come out years before either the movie or the other dude's whatever-it-was.

    But yeah it really is an astonishingly shitty movie.

    League of Extraordinary Gentleman was a bad movie for the same reason Street Fighter was a bad movie - no respect for the source material, big name actors phoning it in.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    these 32" pants are starting to feel a little loose

    yeah poor podly diet!

    now, assuming I get this new job, I need to get a new gym membership and keep this waistline while killing the love handles and moobs.

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    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    30 minutes until the servers go up so I can play some [REDACTED].

    Hmmm now Im wondering what it is.

    I assume Planetside or the LotRO Expansion

    FOR THE SOVEREIGNTY

    Damn, P Jealous also you are scum

    fuck you and your hover tanks

    I will sing for you the song of my people

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcse2aPFOs

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2012
    Fittin into 2x Slim shirts like a boss.

    Sheep on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Vanu's theme sounds like something straight from Deus Ex: HR.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    hahahaha

    apparently this is a legit artifact from the 19th century

    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/visibleproofs/media/detailed/ii_b_120.jpg

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc i dont want to read promethea it is so booooeing

    whine, whine

    THIS ISSUE IS ALL ABOUT TAROT CARDS

    NOW THIS ISSUE IS KABALLAH
    desc i dont want to read promethea it is so booooeing

    whine, whine

    THIS ISSUE IS ALL ABOUT TAROT CARDS

    NOW THIS ISSUE IS KABALLAH

    @skippydumptruck

    Have you ever considered not being completely wrong?

    Spoilers: I read your reaction to all star superman so I know you have not considered this.

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote: »
    hahahaha

    apparently this is a legit artifact from the 19th century

    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/visibleproofs/media/detailed/ii_b_120.jpg

    Must be an ancient relative of Dan Akroyd.

    http://crystalheadvodka.com/welcome

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    hahahaha

    apparently this is a legit artifact from the 19th century

    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/visibleproofs/media/detailed/ii_b_120.jpg

    Proper labeling is key.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Everyone at work keeps looking at my Nexus 7

    I show them Dead Trigger

    and they are converts

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    DaemonSadi wrote: »
    GUYS QUICK!

    How bad is the movie:

    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    My guess is SO BAD.

    But I have reasons that I need to know. REASONS.

    The mere mention of that movie throws Alan Moore into a fit of rage.

    To be fair, some of that is because he got dragged into giving an eight-hour deposition because some dickass sued the movie makers for "stealing his idea." He had to sit there and patiently explain over and over to a roomful of lawyers that the comic had come out years before either the movie or the other dude's whatever-it-was.

    But yeah it really is an astonishingly shitty movie.

    League of Extraordinary Gentleman was a bad movie for the same reason Street Fighter was a bad movie - no respect for the source material, big name actors phoning it in.

    Man, the guy who played M. Bison was not phoning it in.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1KKAs-RmY

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    And ca
    Podly wrote: »
    hahahaha

    apparently this is a legit artifact from the 19th century

    http://www.nlm.nih.gov/visibleproofs/media/detailed/ii_b_120.jpg

    The ancient scrolls that came with it warn never to trust a big butt and a smile.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I have owned two Razer Mice

    they were both shiiiit. I never understood the Razer love.

    I would probably buy steelseris next just to try it but I've never had an issue with a razer mouse myself. I use the lachesis, most comfortable mouse I've ever had.

    I feel the same about my Orochi, it's small but it feels perfect.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Partying partying
    YEAH
    partying partying
    YEAH
    FUN FUN FUN FUN
    looking forward to the weekend

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So the Cubs organist got thrown out of a game for playing Three Blind Mice in response to an umpire call.

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