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80s action stars! You're not [Expendables 2]!

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    Have you seen Haywire, TLB? Because I think Carano should be on that list. At least moreso than Lokken.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also maybe throw some lady wrestlers and devon aoki there

    just being in one action movie/franchise doesn't make you an action star, which is the point of the expendables

    most of your paychecks should come by punching

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Have you seen Haywire, TLB? Because I think Carano should be on that list. At least moreso than Lokken.

    I liked haywire

    but lokken has been making money with action stuff since the mortal kombat show

    that, terminator 3, painkiller jayne, bloodrayne, burn notice recently

    she is an action lady

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    well there aren't really any female action heroes on the same level as guys like Stallone and Willis and Schwartzy

    Lucy Liu because she has been in a whole bunch of big name martial arts movies

    Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich generally play action types in kind of big name movies (Resident Evil comes to mind)

    that's about it

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Carrie-Anne Moss in her suit from The Matrix

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Yeah, Milla definitely deserves a slot on that roster.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    shit I forgot bridgitte nielsen

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Beckinsale in her riding pants

    More tight pants!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Firefly/serenity and dollhouse I guess

    More like Firefly and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

    She doesn't do any action stuff in Dollhouse

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh right she was in the terminator show that i forgot even existed

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    This scene was in the trailers but spoiled just in case:
    Probably my favorite part was Arnold ripping the door to that tiny car right off it's hinges. Just sums up everything we love about him.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    a real all lady expendables should be:

    cynthia rothrock
    pam grier
    kristianna lokken
    lucy lawless
    zoe seldana
    maria conchita alonso
    mila jovovich
    michelle rodriguez
    michelle yeoh

    How the fuck is Sigourney not on this list?

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    also maybe throw some lady wrestlers and devon aoki there

    just being in one action movie/franchise doesn't make you an action star, which is the point of the expendables

    most of your paychecks should come by punching
    Why is Liam Hemsworth is The Expendables 2?

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    also maybe throw some lady wrestlers and devon aoki there

    just being in one action movie/franchise doesn't make you an action star, which is the point of the expendables

    most of your paychecks should come by punching
    Why is Liam Hemsworth is The Expendables 2?
    He's one of the greats

    Stallone has a time machine, so he knows

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Stallone needed a better-looking version of the sniper from Rambo 4. Plus, Hunger Games.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    jkylefulton wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    a real all lady expendables should be:

    cynthia rothrock
    pam grier
    kristianna lokken
    lucy lawless
    zoe seldana
    maria conchita alonso
    mila jovovich
    michelle rodriguez
    michelle yeoh

    How the fuck is Sigourney not on this list?

    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    also maybe throw some lady wrestlers and devon aoki there

    just being in one action movie/franchise doesn't make you an action star, which is the point of the expendables

    most of your paychecks should come by punching


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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    also maybe throw some lady wrestlers and devon aoki there

    just being in one action movie/franchise doesn't make you an action star, which is the point of the expendables

    most of your paychecks should come by punching
    Why is Liam Hemsworth is The Expendables 2?
    to die quickly

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Aja Kong for Lady Expendables.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Movies that involve Sigourney Weaver punching things and doing action-y shit:

    ALIEN
    ALIENS
    ALIEN3
    ALIEN Resurrection

    AVATAR

    GHOSTBUSTERS
    GHOSTBUSTERS 2

    GALAXY QUEST

    HEARTBREAKERS

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    She's pretty much the Bruce Willis in Expendables 1&2 character in CABIN IN THE WOODS.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yes the adrenaline rush of sigourney weaver chasing a baby carriage

    reminscent of rambo, it was

    or the time she slutted it up with j. love hewitt

    shades of commando

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    She beat the shit out of Gene Hackman in that movie.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dogg you're reaching now


    just reeeeaching

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Having a "Lady Expendables" without the greatest female action hero is reaching.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    nah, pam grier is there

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I mean look, the alien movies are rad as shit, but that's four outta what, seventy movies she's been in?

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    Zoe Bell would be a better fit than Saldana

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I just wanted more latin flair

    I also think Grace Jones would be rad as hell in it

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Channing Tatum would be someone's lame killjoy eye candy ex husband ala charisma carpenter

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Wait, TLB, have you already seen Expendables 2? From how you talk it sounds like it

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Wait, TLB, have you already seen Expendables 2? From how you talk it sounds like it

    yes I have

    how did you not gleam this information yet

    I am staggered

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I was spoiled on this moment from a review, but is Chuck Norris' entrance as epic as described?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    manwiththemachinegun wrote: »
    I was spoiled on this moment from a review, but is Chuck Norris' entrance as epic as described?

    Fuck yes it is.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Movie of the year.

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    Devlin_DragonusDevlin_Dragonus Gorgeous Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    TBL, can you tell me what Jet Li last line was, some idiot made me miss it.

    I got nothing for you now. Try again later.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it's okay, you'll find another minority

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    a real all lady expendables should be:

    cynthia rothrock
    pam grier
    kristianna lokken
    lucy lawless
    zoe seldana
    maria conchita alonso
    mila jovovich
    michelle rodriguez
    michelle yeoh
    I'd watch the hell out of that.
    lostwords wrote: »
    Channing Tatum would be someone's lame killjoy eye candy ex husband ala charisma carpenter

    Naah, Alexander Skarsgård as the token boyfriend, it'd be perfect.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    This is why you have Sigourney in the movie - because then you can have Michael Biehn as the token aged boyfriend.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    stop trying to turn every movie into alien 5, kyle

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    What do you have against Michael Biehn, TLB?

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