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The Kevin Durant's Achilles Memorial NBA 2019 Offseason Thread

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    I almost took nash too

    the problem with nash is that his production depends on how much kobe is willing to like, defer to him to handle the ball for extended amounts of time. Dunno how I feel about that proposition. Actually I do know: not good! Also his usage (and thus, impact on percentages) is likely to go down either way.

    rooting for him to be good, though

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    yotesyotes Registered User regular
    I want Nashty to do great and the Lakers to crash and burn, not sure yet how both of those can come true.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Let's hope Linsanity continues in Houston!

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    @fortis you're up!

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    Oh fuck fuck fuck. I thought he'd last a lot longer.

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    I needed a point guard and it looks like he'll be a starter in Houston - so there you go.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    The only thing that gave me pause about Lin was turnovers being a category. Zero worries that last year was a fluke

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    I didn't even think about him being turnover prone. Lets hope he can improve in that category. Plus he was kinda the best PG left on the market - although I am sure someone will grab someone I didn't even think of.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I think a lot of his turnover problems were due to him basically being the entire team during that stretch. I'd bet his per game number will drop

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    fortisfortis OhioRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Tyreke Evans
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    @Cauld

    fortis on
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    CauldCauld Registered User regular
    Mike Conley
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    @phonehand

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Good pick I really debated taking him and locking up steals for good

    very solid player for a guy who rode Oden's coattails to a scholarship

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    In Deeeeed

    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    Please God, help him to make the leap this year
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    @Form of Monkey!

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    The sleeper has awakened!

    It's Klay Thompson!

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    In the barber chair!

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    Pointing at his crotch!

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    Holy shit, kill it with fire!


    Klay Thompson is a super legit shooter and one of the better young prospects in the league. These are his numbers from last season, as a rookie starter:

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    That's um...that's really good for a rookie. Really good. With Monta Ellis gone, Thompson will be starting and doing this full time now. So excite!
    . . .

    Now, I'd like to bring the mood down a little. I present the Kyle Lowry Haiku:

    You captivated
    With your defense and hustle
    Things were looking good.

    Then we learn that you
    Assaulted a lady ref
    Not cool man, not cool.

    Then come to find out
    You don't like Kevin McHale.
    Kyle, let me explain.

    Kevin McHale is
    The chillest, weed smokinest
    Coach in the whole league.

    If you don't like him
    Then you don't like anyone.
    This is tragic, Kyle.

    Now you're a Raptor.
    And it may take a season
    But you may like it?

    So guess I'll draft you.
    Hoping this is behind you.
    We'll see if it works.



    @Phonehand

    Back to you!

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    Surprised I got this guy
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    pekovic

    @cauld i think

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    HEY

    I reactivated the league. If you didn't get the email PM me your email address so I can get you into the league.

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    CauldCauld Registered User regular
    Ilyasova

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    @fortis

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    WankWank Registered User regular
    Damn i just realized ilyasova looks like james franco

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I think he's a combination of Frankenstein and him he's just missing the neck bolts

    e: definitely meant Franco not Hartnett

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I just remembered the Lakers got Dwight, fuck

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Wank wrote: »
    Damn i just realized ilyasova looks like james franco

    I'll never unsee this now.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    Anthony Davis AND Klay Thompson?

    More like Form of Rookie

    (Cue Steve Nash's back disintegrating in the pre-season)

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    Klay Thompson is not a rookie!

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Why do you guys have to take all my guys :(

    There goes Klay, Hayward, Ilyasova and Pekovic, all in a row

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Why do you guys have to take all my guys :(

    There goes Klay, Hayward, Ilyasova and Pekovic, all in a row

    Those are the same four guys I had next. Oh god they're all white.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    HEY

    I reactivated the league. If you didn't get the email PM me your email address so I can get you into the league.
    This says our league max is 16 teams? Are we going to be cool with 17 teams?

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Phonehand wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Why do you guys have to take all my guys :(

    There goes Klay, Hayward, Ilyasova and Pekovic, all in a row

    Those are the same four guys I had next. Oh god they're all white.

    Klay is definitely not all white. Certainly not Hayward white. His dad was Mychal Thompson, who definitely doesn't sound white, at least.

    fake edit: His dad's Bahamian. So we're not biased towards white people! Yay

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Klay Thompson is not a rookie!

    He was playing in the Summer League! He's rookie-esque

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Celtics finally fill the gaping, white hole left by Stiemsma with the signing of Darko Milicic. While he's European, not American, unfortunately, he's still the latest in a long line of big white stiffs wearing Celtic green, signed solely to appease the Boston masses. I'm sure history will look kindly back at Darko, just as it does Scalabrine, LaFrentz, and Chris Mihm.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    history actually does look back on those three kindly though, right?

    I dunno about darko

    although in fairness he wasn't completely awful for a while there in minnestoa

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    fortisfortis OhioRegistered User regular
    Tyson Chandler
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    @TheBigEasy

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    history actually does look back on those three kindly though, right?

    I dunno about darko

    although in fairness he wasn't completely awful for a while there in minnestoa

    He had his moments. Apparently motivation was a big issue. I hope being scared to death of KG is motivation enough

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Well ... ok then ... Wilson Chandler it is.

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    And ... @FirstComradeStalin you're up!

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Phonehand wrote: »
    HEY

    I reactivated the league. If you didn't get the email PM me your email address so I can get you into the league.
    This says our league max is 16 teams? Are we going to be cool with 17 teams?

    We only have 16

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Phonehand wrote: »
    HEY

    I reactivated the league. If you didn't get the email PM me your email address so I can get you into the league.
    This says our league max is 16 teams? Are we going to be cool with 17 teams?

    We only have 16

    when you play the sp00ns it's like playing 2 teams

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Really like that Wilson Chandler pick. Guys who can give you blocks and are guard eligible are hard to come by!

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    Phonehand wrote: »
    HEY

    I reactivated the league. If you didn't get the email PM me your email address so I can get you into the league.
    This says our league max is 16 teams? Are we going to be cool with 17 teams?

    We only have 16

    oh durp. THE FIRST LINE OF THE SPREADSHEET IS NOT A TEAM

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    yotesyotes Registered User regular
    If Chandler can carve out 30 minutes a game behind Iggy and Gallinari, that should be a good pick.

    Today in oh-this-sucks-ass news: Channing Frye is out for the season with heart issues.

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    TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    So I actually made a good pick? Wow - that's a first.

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    FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    MANUUUUUU!!!!!

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    Dude's lost a lot of hair

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