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[Wrestling] Collusion!

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Is anybody seriously looking forward to Hunter/Brock 2, let alone in a HIAC? I mean, the odds of there being any blood in this match is slim to none, and there are only two ways the match even has a possibility of ending: either Brock beats a tired, worn-out veteran again in another boring, mediocre match; or Hunter pointlessly, needlessly wins, which makes Brock look even worse than he already did. Their booking of Brock is just completely awful, and the thought of them re-signing him after Mania has me shuddering, because the idea of him being paid even more money to do maybe less is awful.

    His only remaining match should be against Taker at WM29, where he shoots and actually makes Taker tap out to end the streak in the most glorious of trollfacings.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I've pretty much accepted the fact that unless something major happens, Taker's streak will literally never end.

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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Slow and ponderous, the best kind of Hell in a Cell match!

    Everyone is different. Everyone is special.
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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I'd say Brock regained him momentum with making Hunter tap out. And even though he should have won against Cena he still looked incredible during the bout. The only truly bad thing they've done to him other than lose to Cena is having him talk on the mic.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I've pretty much accepted the fact that unless something major happens, Taker's streak will literally never end.

    in an ideal world taker's streak would be used to get some guy they REALLY want to push over

    i mean breaking the streak, being the 1 in that record, is a rocket push to fucking mars

    the rub is taker's old and fragile and he doesn't trust the younger guys to wrestle him

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    To be honest I'm just hoping to hear Taker's "BONG" after the match is over and see a staredown that would cause my hometown ATL crowd to go completely apeshit.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    That and Taker is incredibly protective of the streak and doesn't want it to be ended.
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'd say Brock regained him momentum with making Hunter tap out. And even though he should have won against Cena he still looked incredible during the bout. The only truly bad thing they've done to him other than lose to Cena is having him talk on the mic.

    Am I remembering it correctly that Triple H ran Brock off pretty easily in a brawl segment on Raw before their PPV match? If I am then that's pretty badly handled from a "monster heel booking 101" perspective.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Dyvim Tvar wrote: »
    That and he is incredibly protective of the streak and doesn't want it to be ended.
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'd say Brock regained him momentum with making Hunter tap out. And even though he should have won against Cena he still looked incredible during the bout. The only truly bad thing they've done to him other than lose to Cena is having him talk on the mic.

    Am I remembering it correctly that Triple H ran Brock off pretty easily in a brawl segment on Raw before their PPV match? If I am then that's pretty badly handled from a "monster heel booking 101" perspective.

    He "broke" Shawn's arm right before the PPV match but I think he did get the upperhand the week before that. To be fair though in every other encounter Brock either hurt Hunter or just backed off due to Heyman's advice.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Ken Shamrock defense force GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Steve Austin defense force GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Punk's hair

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    I like it

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Jack Jobber is being fed to Ryback. I'm not surprised.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Jack Swagger vs Ryback, or Punk's COD haircut

    Which do I dislike more

    At least Punk cut a great promo. Seeing Swagger beat up for the umpteenth time is just ugh.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    That match was a bit of a train wreck.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Oh good.

    Vickie is acting as a strawman stand-in for the workers who had complaints.

    I thought we were going to have to go a week without Vince's insane grudges effecting the show.

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    Hahah D-Bry is awesome

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I AM HANDSOME

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Nobody in the audience gives a fuck about Lawler. People sitting right behind him are watching the tron so they can know what to wave at the camera.

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    When will Lawler ever fuck off and stop wrestling

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Jack Swagger vs. Ryback
    Vickie promo
    2 Jerry Lawler promos
    Lawler main-eventing

    God damn I don't know why I keep punishing myself like this. 3 hour Raws are incapable of being good.

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    No DQ, how much you wanna bet

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    Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    Is anybody seriously looking forward to Hunter/Brock 2, let alone in a HIAC? I mean, the odds of there being any blood in this match is slim to none, and there are only two ways the match even has a possibility of ending: either Brock beats a tired, worn-out veteran again in another boring, mediocre match; or Hunter pointlessly, needlessly wins, which makes Brock look even worse than he already did. Their booking of Brock is just completely awful, and the thought of them re-signing him after Mania has me shuddering, because the idea of him being paid even more money to do maybe less is awful.

    I'm fine with Brock coming back next year, as he brings something different, but Hunter/Brock 2 just sounds like the worst fucking thing. Especially since it'd be a two month turnaround from Hunter's "broken arm", which is all but no-selling the entire fucking thing. Triple H is the worst.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    YOU SEE THIS HAROLD

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    Daniel Bryan, just about the only good thing about this show

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That main event stipulation thing is so awful

    Literally all of the choices are NoDQ

    NoDQ is NoDQ
    Tables is NoDQ except the only way to win is putting somebody through a table
    Cage is NoDQ except you can also win by escaping the cage

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    "Buried my brother alive.....twice" hahahah

    "Katie", oh Kane

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    hahaha Kane

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    They just did a decade's worth of continuity in a single minute.

    I'm going to call it now and say that's the best segment we'll see in a 3 hour Raw until they go back to 2 hours.

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    "Best of Triple H?"

    Sorry to go all Miz, but REALLY?

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    ahahahahaha

    countout by noooooo

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    NothingNothing ( •︵•) Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I was hoping for another "Bryan assaults an invisible child" bit.

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Nothing makes me miss the NFL on network TV like business suit H.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    That awkward moment when Hunter is in the ring, selling a kayfabe injury as a reason for him contemplating retirement, talking about how he never wanted to be the guy crippled by the business

    while Rey Mysterio is sitting at home, on his legs held together by Silly String, waiting to get results back about his legit concussion to see if he can come back this week

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    noir_bloodnoir_blood Registered User regular
    That awkward moment when Hunter is in the ring, selling a kayfabe injury as a reason for him contemplating retirement, talking about how he never wanted to be the guy crippled by the business

    while Rey Mysterio is sitting at home, on his legs held together by Silly String, waiting to get results back about his legit concussion to see if he can come back this week

    I was thinking similar thoughts, except replace Rey Mysterio with Edge, who probably didn't see his retirement coming AND would have had a few more years on the top either.

    It really just makes me dislike Triple H even more so, because A) he's milking this thing to high heaven, and B) we all know that he's not retiring.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Here's how you know he's not retiring: that promo didn't close the show.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    That main event stipulation thing is so awful

    Literally all of the choices are NoDQ

    NoDQ is NoDQ
    Tables is NoDQ except the only way to win is putting somebody through a table
    Cage is NoDQ except you can also win by escaping the cage

    this is

    a really dumb complaint given that those are all different match types

    it's not no dq/street fight/falls count anywhere, those all have some fundamental differences

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    SarcasmoBlasterSarcasmoBlaster Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2012
    Yeah, it's not possible to have the exact same match with those three match types, which is usually the issue. With No DQ/Street Fight/Falls Count Anywhere you can plan the match before hand and it will be the same no matter what.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Kane commentating

    after Kane's anger management skit

    Kane is one of the best things about WWE, I don't care what anybody says

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Surprised at the lack of activity in here.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Surprised at the lack of activity in here.

    A 3 hour Raw with 90% of the first two hours hyping Hunter's career, followed by a 10 minute speech from Hunter where he basically said "hey I might retire, OR I MIGHT NOT. STAY TUNED."

    And the main event's Jerry Lawler in a match.

    I'm not surprised by the lack of interest in this. I couldn't condone any interest in this, even with the amazing Kane anger management segment.

    Also, @Spooch it's not NoDQ.

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