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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dread Pirate Cassandra wrote: »
    Local Girl Goes On Dorky Date
    Boston Pizza and Games Workshop make a winning combination

    That is pretty awesome
    But only if he bought you something at the latter as well as the former

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    The TommyThe Tommy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Area Man Plays Half-Life 2 Mods; Is Scared to Shit
    Replaces pants several times: "FUCK FAST ZOMBIES"

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    KrysanthemumKrysanthemum Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Woman just bought her first home.
    Is really excited, but now has no money for the next 30 years.

    Update:
    Forumer's avatar is broken
    Dared to change ISP, now everything is broken, damn them.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer receives tablet
    Heard to say "Whoah this feels weird"

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer Receives Phone Call
    Can't take it right now, will call back, say experts

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Seattlite Stays up Past 6am, Makes it to Work by 8am
    Still feels oddly awake, aware, and cogent

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Improv Comedians Remember Local Forumers
    We talked about comics a little bit too.

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh, Speaking of Improv, Jordyn
    How do you feel about this "Thank God You're Here" import?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter Searches For New Job That Better Fits His Interests In Life
    Looking for work under the criteria "playing video games and drinking beer and surfing web porn" is not very fruitful.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Area Man Does It With Trepidation
    "I'm resigning at the end of today and going back to school."

    Darth Waiter on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Area Man Does It With Trepidation
    "I'm resigning at the end of today and going back to school."
    h5, Darth
    h5

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Area Man Does It With Trepidation
    "I'm resigning at the end of today and going back to school."
    h5, Darth
    h5

    Man Worries About Unfinished Work
    Realizes it will take him a day at most

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey! Listen!
    Do a barrel roll


    did...


    did I do that right?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    No
    No you did not

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    'Tard
    Seriously, that was stupid

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Two all-beef patties
    special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

    n...now?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what is wrong with you
    god

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer Tries Too Hard
    "You must let it flow through you like bacon through a duck."

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Interesting choices made!
    Girl finds that there's only so much you can blame on the good wine...

    oogmar on
    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    local girl doesn't go that way
    If she had kept on going down that way, she'd have gone straight to that castle.


    ...surely this is good enough.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Interesting choices made!
    Girl finds that there's only so much you can blame on the good wine...

    Area Man All Ears
    Spill it, sugar; there's nothing like a good drunk-story

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    Interesting choices made!
    Girl finds that there's only so much you can blame on the good wine...

    Area Man All Ears
    Spill it, sugar; there's nothing like a good drunk-story

    Girl wakes up in coworker's arms
    Hungover sense of humour decides it brings new meaning to "Taking your work home with you"

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Girl wakes up in coworker's arms
    Hungover sense of humour decides it brings new meaning to "Taking your work home with you"

    Congratulations, Sweetie
    Coworker Must Be Hot To Make A Decision Like That

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic Asks Oogmar if She is Down for PortPax
    "Are you down for PortPax," he is heard to ask.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    Girl wakes up in coworker's arms
    Hungover sense of humour decides it brings new meaning to "Taking your work home with you"

    Congratulations, Sweetie
    Coworker Must Be Hot To Make A Decision Like That

    Thanks, Appreciated Muchly
    He's definitely a keeper. I just don't know if he's mine to keep...

    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Arsenic Asks Oogmar if She is Down for PortPax
    "Are you down for PortPax," he is heard to ask.

    I am always down for whatever.
    And by whatever I mean PortPax if it doesn't overlap real PAX.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    Thanks Appreciated Muchly
    He's definitely a keeper. I just don't know if he's mine to keep...

    Waitaminute
    I thought you liked girls; man, I'm so confused right now

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    Thanks Appreciated Muchly
    He's definitely a keeper. I just don't know if he's mine to keep...

    Waitaminute
    I thought you liked girls; man, I'm so confused right now

    oogmar Has a Complicated Sexuality
    Straight men and lesbians are my demographic... except women are insane.

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PortPax Will be April 21st
    A thread should appear in about one week.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oogmar wrote: »
    oogmar Has a Complicated Sexuality
    Straight men and lesbians are my demographic... except women are insane.

    Preach That Shit, Sister!
    Preach it on every corner

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    iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    New "Online Offline" Indicators Dont Really Make Sense
    The Goggles... they do nothing!

    iusehappymod on

    Hamlet will be Hamlet
    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    oogmar wrote: »
    oogmar Has a Complicated Sexuality
    Straight men and lesbians are my demographic... except women are insane.

    Preach That Shit, Sister!
    Preach it on every corner

    Hey!
    Nuh-uh

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yes they are Sheri I mean really.

    I am even breaking the standard of this thread to do this.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey!
    Nuh-uh

    Sheri Was Nice To Me
    She's exempt; WaM (the real one) is exempt too

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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Hey!
    Nuh-uh

    Sheri Was Nice To Me
    She's exempt; WaM (the real one) is exempt too
    Wow
    Lax standards you have there, Darth

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wow
    Lax standards you have there, Darth

    Quitcherbitchin'
    She's making me a scarf, dude.

    Darth Waiter on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Wow
    Lax standards you have there, Darth

    Quitcherbitchin'
    She's making me a scarf, dude.

    I'm Having Trouble With Nap's Hat
    I think I'll work on your scarf until I figure out how to fix it.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm Totally Insane
    I'll fucking kill you.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shit
    She's gonna kill us, guys

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Don't worry
    i got shotguns

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Forumer starts watching Stranger Than Fiction
    Reported to be "VERY HAPPY" now

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