step on up and get your confession on

crwth

you guys we all got some secrets
perhaps you'd like to get something off your chest?

well look no further! this is the thread for you!

maybe you got some forum-related confessions? maybe you got some "irl" confessions? well let's hear em!

here's what i've done

i've made a tumblr, which you can find a link to riiiiiight here
http://seplusplusconfessions.tumblr.com/

so click on that bad boy and find the "ask me anything" link and click that and you can anonymously (or not if you want) submit a confession

pretty simple stuff!

some rules, basically like the last confession thread we had

-you can confess what you want to the tumblr BUT
-i won't post any creepy "i wanna do this or that to soandso forumer" confessions. the tamest i will post are "forum crushes"
-likewise i will not post any "soandso forumer is shit etc" because that's what we have forumer opinion threads for

you can also post confessions right here in the thread if you're feeling bold!

and i guess it wouldn't be fair for me to ask without giving, so i'll get this confession train a-rollin'

confession: i have all but forgotten everything i learned in law school and feel like i am basically a failure to my parents

Sterica

I'm crwth's alt.

BugBoy

I was wondering when one of these would return

but I forgot what I wanted to confess

Sterica

"We aren't actually twins."

Shit, how are we going to figure out who confessed THAT?

Butler For Life #1

I confess to nothing!

You'll never make the charges stick.

crwth

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

I confess to nothing!

You'll never make the charges stick.

but i've covered the charges in super glue

Butler For Life #1

but I have nail polish remover, that gets rid of super glue

nice try, crwth.

Sterica

crwth wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

I confess to nothing!

You'll never make the charges stick.

but i've covered the charges in super glue

Did you consider that BFL might be rubber?

Did you even contemplate the ramifications of what would happen when your charges bounce off of him and, in actuality, stick to you?

Antimatter

I wish I still liked homestuck

Scudo

confession: in high school my then girlfriend and I were talking about moving away and going to different colleges and whatnot, and in an effort to seem cool and comfort her about leaving home, I got all quiet and said that home was just "a place you put your shit"

years later, I realized that I had stolen that line from Garden State

I plagiarized a Zach Braff movie

from the ages of 16-20, I was miserable to talk to

Orikaeshigitae

crwth, make sure you curate that there tumblr. there were a lot of shitty 'i confess that x is a butt' stuff but worse the last couple times i did this thread.

crwth

Rorus Raz wrote: »

crwth wrote: »

Butler For Life #1 wrote: »

I confess to nothing!

You'll never make the charges stick.

but i've covered the charges in super glue

Did you consider that BFL might be rubber?

Did you even contemplate the ramifications of what would happen when your charges bounce off of him and, in actuality, stick to you?

i'm actually rubber too so the charges will be stuck bouncing between us forver

until someone walks in between us

Big Red Tie

i dont see any confessions

Berk

i wanna fuck this forumer

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/killerachilles/yV56P.jpg

Warble

i wish i had something juicy to confess

Orikaeshigitae

Berk wrote: »

i wanna fuck this forumer

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/killerachilles/yV56P.jpg

same

crwth

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

crwth, make sure you curate that there tumblr. there were a lot of shitty 'i confess that x is a butt' stuff but worse the last couple times i did this thread.

you got it

Scudo

I've always wondered, what kind of animal is that, exactly?

an elephant seal maybe?

Whyther

I confessed all my confessions in the earlier confession threads I am a clean slate now.

crwth

first couple confessions rollin on in

sometimes I worry I have no close friends anymore and I'm completely alone for most of the day

I sometimes worry that I'm only attractive, fun and social if I'm drunk. And that I'm going to be alone forever.

crwth

oh by the way

unlike orik, i am shit at giving advice so i'll just be posting these confessions with very little to no comment

Dichotomy

feelin' fine

crwth

i wanna do this or that to soandso forumer

what did i say????

I've had so many forumer crushes it'd be easier to list the people I haven't had a crush on

I sometimes listen to Disturbed and Slipknot.

Avraham

There is a vast world of music I'm ignorant of

The only band in my iTunes is the Beatles, everything else is game soundtracks. Whenever someone asks me about my musical taste I never quite know what to say

lostwords

crwth wrote: »

sometimes I worry I have no close friends anymore and I'm completely alone for most of the day

Oh god, I didn't write this but I feel like this all the time! Lonely Hi5, anonymous person! I mean, if you don't mind

Futore

confession: look at this video it reminds me of some of you

Futore

bet that vid contains more sea lions than any other rap vid you've ever seen today

crwth

I've been hanging with friends' kids recently and just melt inside and have a blast goofing off with them and totally want kids of my own now. My biological clock is ticking! But I'm soooo alone and not really putting in the effort to find a significant other!

I was the one that got crwth temp-banned.

wait i thought i got me temp banned

sometimes i make myself sick with fear that i've unknowingly encouraged my girlfriend's eating disorder.

I listened to Linkin Park when I was a young teenager because I was a young teenager and then I stopped when I was an older teenager because I was an older teenager. I recently started listening to them again and they aren't all that bad. Not great but not terrible.

tynic

I confess it's 4am and I'm reading a confession thread instead of sleeping.

Tox

I've recently started listening to screamo.

I'm probably way too old to listen to screamo, but some of it's pretty good

crwth

Fot the last year and a half every time I orgasm there's been blood and a couple days ago I started peeing blood; I'm not going to go to a doctor

I'm 30 years old, unemployed and still live at home.

whoa me from three years in the future is confessing???

Whippy

I wish people would tell me when they're crushing on me

Shorty

Tox wrote: »

I've recently started listening to screamo.

I'm probably way too old to listen to screamo, but some of it's pretty good

dude you ain't gotta be a certain age to listen to music

listen to the shit you like and fuck the haters

Antimatter

Whipstitch Zombie wrote: »

I wish people would tell me when they're crushing on me

I'm crushing on you

Uriel

Whipstitch Zombie wrote: »

I wish people would tell me when they're crushing on me

Every time someone posts "HONK HONK HONK HONK"

Isoldae

Confession: I like tacos but sometimes the shells are too hard and they stab me in the mouth and it hurts but I eat the tacos anyway.

tynic

Whipstitch Zombie wrote: »

I wish people would tell me when they're crushing on me

I don't
Bottle that shit up
Sit on it
Let's not make this awkward.

Whippy

Antimatter wrote: »

Whipstitch Zombie wrote: »

I wish people would tell me when they're crushing on me

I'm crushing on you

Well duh

Tox

Fot the last year and a half every time I orgasm there's been blood and a couple days ago I started peeing blood; I'm not going to go to a doctor

Yo.

Yo.

Go to a doctor.

lostwords

Isoldae wrote: »

Confession: I like tacos but sometimes the shells are too hard and they stab me in the mouth and it hurts but I eat the tacos anyway.

Why not just do soft shell? Or burritos? Just throw in some fritos when you make a burrito for crunchiness?

Speed Racer

if anyone's crushing on me i won't be offended

or anything

so alone ;_;