the turnoffs thread

FAQ

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

Kadith

bacon lips

Scudo

astrology/taro/reiki/more than 4 cats

edit: usually go together

Clint Eastwood

irish

Gatsby

A mean-spirited personality.

crwth

frankly any woman who doesn't want me calling her mommy ain't worth the time of day

Darmak

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

Just boring regular stuff like getting sweaty or her not being into it right then.

Oh, and getting punched in the face

Garlic Bread

if he won't lick my pussy

DJ Eebs

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

you're posts

Darmak

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

you're posts

He really is posts

Tef

anything to do with STDs is the obvious one

one time a girl just wouldn't take the hint her fanny stunk and she wouldn't have a her shower first

Kadith

getting hit in the head with a water bottle by one of her roommates

Macro9

Getting called buddy.

Yellow toe nails.

Laziness.

Not having the nuts to tell a person pretty much anything you think they'd be offended by.

Poor money management.

Having kids.

Not even asking if I have a condom.

Thinking my dick is funny because it curves up like it's trying to fuck my belly button.

Bad driving.

Impatience.

Stupidity.

I could probably go on all night.

Berk

if they dont immediately shove their smarmy baps right into me hunger-hole

lostwords

Keith wrote: »

if he won't lick my pussy

how bout your neck?

your back?

FAQ

Berk wrote: »

if they dont immediately shove their smarmy baps right into me hunger-hole

hmm yeah,

I don't think anyones gonna take issue with this

Scudo

hey you sexy mummy, let's go back to my sarcophagus

n-no thanks

Clint Eastwood

people who don't have backne

Darmak

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

people who don't have backne

You really love that backne don't you?

MetroidZoid

Copious amounts of back hair

Garlic Bread

lostwords wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

if he won't lick my pussy

how bout your neck?

your back?

If he ain't lickin this, he ain't stickin this

Kadith

a mirror

Clint Eastwood

Darmak wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

people who don't have backne

You really love that backne don't you?

like rubbing my face on it

Tef

Like, if my peener is a bit cheesy you better believe I'm gonna clean up before we get down to it

It's just common decency, ya know?

Garlic Bread

Tef wrote: »

Like, if my peener is a bit cheesy you better believe I'm gonna clean up before we get down to it

It's just common decency, ya know?

smegma makes me appreciate being circumcised

Darmak

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

Darmak wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

people who don't have backne

You really love that backne don't you?

like rubbing my face on it

so fucking hot

Grey Ghost

Darmak wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

Just boring regular stuff like getting sweaty or her not being into it right then.

Oh, and getting punched in the face

What do you mean by being sweaty
Like, when you're doing it? Because if you ain't workin up a little sweat you're not going hard enough

Or do you mean like, sweating a lot while walking around
Or in the car
or during the meal

BusterK

smoking smell

Just being boring

Darmak

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Darmak wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

Just boring regular stuff like getting sweaty or her not being into it right then.

Oh, and getting punched in the face

What do you mean by being sweaty
Like, when you're doing it? Because if you ain't workin up a little sweat you're not going hard enough

Or do you mean like, sweating a lot while walking around
Or in the car
or during the meal

All of the above. I fucking hate sweating and luckily so does she so we crank the fucking temperature down waaaaaayyyy low to keep from getting too warm.

Also, we try and finish quickly so we don't have time to sweat so it's plenty hard enough boning.

Clint Eastwood

turnon: wiz khalifa in leather pants

Mulletude

Toothing my wiener. It really does hurt, people who tooth!

Grey Ghost

Darmak wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Darmak wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

ok so I asked my friend, if he brought home a lady who he was really attracted to what could she do to turn him completely off of having sex.

He said if she said 'call me mummy' and then said 'yeah that's right suck on mummy's tits'

so how about you guys se++ what are your turn offs?

Just boring regular stuff like getting sweaty or her not being into it right then.

Oh, and getting punched in the face

What do you mean by being sweaty
Like, when you're doing it? Because if you ain't workin up a little sweat you're not going hard enough

Or do you mean like, sweating a lot while walking around
Or in the car
or during the meal

All of the above. I fucking hate sweating and luckily so does she so we crank the fucking temperature down waaaaaayyyy low to keep from getting too warm.

Also, we try and finish quickly so we don't have time to sweat so it's plenty hard enough boning.

To each his own

BusterK

You can bone without sweating
You just go slow

lostwords

Umm, i like when the person i'm with has a healthy appetite. not in a food fetish way, but in a "yay, i don't feel bad about scarfing down on my food. and also lets get dessert" kinda way. so i guess turn off is don't tsk tsk me and remind me of my weightgains like my mom every time i see her? idunno

Grey Ghost

Gotta go fast

Scudo

sometimes when I'm doing it I get so sweaty I actually turn into liquid, like a capri sun commercial

Darmak

BusterK wrote: »

You can bone without sweating
You just go slow

Naw dog, just gotta fuckin bone hard and get it all done before your body has a chance to realize what's going on and start the sweating. By the time it catches up you're already in the shower getting clean, awww yeah.

Grey Ghost

Darmak wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

You can bone without sweating
You just go slow

Naw dog, just gotta fuckin bone hard and get it all done before your body has a chance to realize what's going on and start the sweating. By the time it catches up you're already in the shower getting clean, awww yeah.

as the ninjas of old

Futore

Mulletude wrote: »

Toothing my wiener. It really does hurt, people who tooth!

To each his own

Futore

darmak, sometimes you gotta go slow, homie

there's all sorts of ways to do it besides Gotta Go Go Go! Now time to shower off real quick!

Darmak

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Darmak wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

You can bone without sweating
You just go slow

Naw dog, just gotta fuckin bone hard and get it all done before your body has a chance to realize what's going on and start the sweating. By the time it catches up you're already in the shower getting clean, awww yeah.

as the ninjas of old

My sneaking ability isn't why she doesn't notice when sex starts