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I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.
It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.
uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?
I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.
It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.
uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?
If she can't handle the cucumber test then I gotta move on. I mean who doesn't like a partner with giant ear holes?
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I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.
It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.
uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?
but he has all these cucumbers that he wants to pickle!
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However, Beasteh does seem to prove popular with the ladies when it comes to funerals.
Says one lucky girl, "I just had to ask him how life was treating him and he would cry right on cue. It really made the ceremony much easier for me; I just had to pat him on the back and look sad and people would say they were sorry for my loss. That way I didn't have to fake tears and ruin my makeup so I could just head out to the bar and fuck a stranger afterwards. I didn't really like my grandmother much, anyway"
Haha...Horoscopes. People who believe their astrological sign has anything to do with a relationship. People who try to change someone to fit instead of finding a person who is the right fit.
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uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?
pfffft
If she can't handle the cucumber test then I gotta move on. I mean who doesn't like a partner with giant ear holes?
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PFFFFFFFFT
drip
no no I'm still here for you
but he has all these cucumbers that he wants to pickle!
My shoulders are like shag carpets.
You are a real buddy.
this is pretty much exactly how the average english person looks
Or whatever you'd call that
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
But I wiki'ed it
Stickin with neckerchief
Scarfy thing
Doofy motherfuckin scarfy thing
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
oh man you'd hate me
An annoying laugh.
What is "something Beasteh will never be on a girl's wedding invitation response form"
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Says one lucky girl, "I just had to ask him how life was treating him and he would cry right on cue. It really made the ceremony much easier for me; I just had to pat him on the back and look sad and people would say they were sorry for my loss. That way I didn't have to fake tears and ruin my makeup so I could just head out to the bar and fuck a stranger afterwards. I didn't really like my grandmother much, anyway"
I can only stand ghettoness when it's ironic.
Hi hello you wouldn't like me
The only "ghetto" girl i've ever been with was a wild ride. A+ would ride again.
"anarchists"
Anger
"you look sad, talk to me"
Horoscopes
People who don't read
Was...was this a problem? Like did someone actually say that to you? Yikes.
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