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the turnoffs thread

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Insecurity is a big one for me.

    I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.

    It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.

    uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    People with excessive body hair.

    pfffft

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    although that gives me less competition for @Druhim

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    People with excessive body hair.

    pfffft
    :(

    :((

  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Insecurity is a big one for me.

    I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.

    It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.

    uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?

    If she can't handle the cucumber test then I gotta move on. I mean who doesn't like a partner with giant ear holes?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    People with excessive body hair.

    pfffft

    PFFFFFFFFT

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    pffffffffffffffthrrrprprprprprpglblbllblbllbl

    drip

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    People with excessive body hair.

    pfffft
    :(

    :((

    no no I'm still here for you

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    saying that you hope Obama gets assassinated

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dogbone33 wrote: »
    Insecurity is a big one for me.

    I also can't stand, I repeat CAN'T STAND, when they won't talk to me at all about what they want, like, etc.

    It isn't hard to do. You don't want me to stuff a cucumber in there then fucking say so don't lay there and pretend you like it. You do want to invite the local roller derby team to smack your ass while you're blowing me then fucking say so. I'm not a goddamn mind reader. Fuck just thinking about women not communicating except in half riddles and fucking overly subtle comments makes me want to punch a kitten.

    uh... maybe don't try stuffing cucumbers in places until she explicitly asks you to?

    but he has all these cucumbers that he wants to pickle!

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    People with excessive body hair.

    pfffft
    :(

    :((

    no no I'm still here for you

    :)

    My shoulders are like shag carpets.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I put the shag in shag carpets

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Keith.

    You are a real buddy.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Mike-Myers-Austin-Powers-1-.jpg

    this is pretty much exactly how the average english person looks

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Complete with neckerchief

    Or whatever you'd call that

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    This is not a turnoff so much as a pet peeve but I really hate it when people make noises when they yawn.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Complete with neckerchief

    Or whatever you'd call that
    ascot?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I wanted to say ascot

    But I wiki'ed it

    Stickin with neckerchief

    Scarfy thing

    Doofy motherfuckin scarfy thing

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    This is not a turnoff so much as a pet peeve but I really hate it when people make noises when they yawn.

    oh man you'd hate me

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    This is not a turnoff so much as a pet peeve but I really hate it when people make noises when they yawn.

    oh man you'd hate me
    same

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Everyone in my family/my boyfriend does it and I just suffer in silence! I've brought it up before but nobody remembers and it makes me sound crazy

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    +1

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Ghettoness in any form.

    An annoying laugh.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    +1

    What is "something Beasteh will never be on a girl's wedding invitation response form"

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    S I C K B U R N

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Mouth breathers. And not like once in a while, but all the time

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    damn

    owned

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FROM DOWNTOWN

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    However, Beasteh does seem to prove popular with the ladies when it comes to funerals.

    Says one lucky girl, "I just had to ask him how life was treating him and he would cry right on cue. It really made the ceremony much easier for me; I just had to pat him on the back and look sad and people would say they were sorry for my loss. That way I didn't have to fake tears and ruin my makeup so I could just head out to the bar and fuck a stranger afterwards. I didn't really like my grandmother much, anyway"

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    Ghettoness in any form.

    An annoying laugh.

    I can only stand ghettoness when it's ironic.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    People that smoke.
    People that smoke indoors.
    People that smoke indoors in public venues.

    People with bad hygiene.

    People with strongly held nonsensical beliefs.

    Uhhh... That's probably it.

    Hi hello you wouldn't like me

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Rehab wrote: »
    Ghettoness in any form.

    An annoying laugh.

    I can only stand ghettoness when it's ironic.

    The only "ghetto" girl i've ever been with was a wild ride. A+ would ride again.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    The band sublime

    "anarchists"

    Anger

    "you look sad, talk to me"

    Horoscopes

    People who don't read

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Haha...Horoscopes. People who believe their astrological sign has anything to do with a relationship. People who try to change someone to fit instead of finding a person who is the right fit.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    always being the big spoon

  • Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    saying that you hope Obama gets assassinated

    Was...was this a problem? Like did someone actually say that to you? Yikes.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    You don't have to talk me out of it

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    turnoff for me: not being @Swill

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
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