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BusterK, tonight I had a brief SMS conversation with a phone number that seems familiar but is not in my contacts. Should I ask this mystery person to reveal themselves or should I try cracking this case on my own!?
BusterK, tonight I had a brief SMS conversation with a phone number that seems familiar but is not in my contacts. Should I ask this mystery person to reveal themselves or should I try cracking this case on my own!?
I'm not BusterK, but I do own a DVD of BusterK.
Send them a picture of your genitals. Their reaction should give you a clue as to who they are.
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
BusterK, tonight I had a brief SMS conversation with a phone number that seems familiar but is not in my contacts. Should I ask this mystery person to reveal themselves or should I try cracking this case on my own!?
You already had a conversation?
I don't think I would ever message someone on my phone I didn't know
Just ask them
It's the easiest thing to do and it's only embarrassing for a little bit
I can't think of anyway to suss out who they are except dropping a lot of "Guess Who" clues that could go terribly wrong
"So did you fix your glasses" flip flip
"How's the rogaine working" flip flip
"Boy it sure is great to be white isn't it?" flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
@busterk my job will most likely move buildings to santa monica next year
where are the cheap apartments? I am aware that this is a question with no answer.
You can get a wonderful apartment the size of a walk in closet
Also with no parking
But there is rent control so you can be sure nothing will ever get fixed
Don't live in Santa Monica
Go for the areas just East
I live in West Los Angeles
There's also Palms, Mar Vista and Culver City
All viable options just make sure the neighborhood isn't too skeezy for you and make sure it comes with an air conditioner
Air Conditioning is very important
Also don't live in Venice unless you're cool with naked dudes smoking pot and transients parking their campers in front of your apartment and using your street as their lawn
BusterK, tonight I had a brief SMS conversation with a phone number that seems familiar but is not in my contacts. Should I ask this mystery person to reveal themselves or should I try cracking this case on my own!?
You already had a conversation?
I don't think I would ever message someone on my phone I didn't know
Just ask them
It's the easiest thing to do and it's only embarrassing for a little bit
I can't think of anyway to suss out who they are except dropping a lot of "Guess Who" clues that could go terribly wrong
"So did you fix your glasses" flip flip
"How's the rogaine working" flip flip
"Boy it sure is great to be white isn't it?" flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
option C: hire a private eye to track down the number!
@busterk my job will most likely move buildings to santa monica next year
where are the cheap apartments? I am aware that this is a question with no answer.
You can get a wonderful apartment the size of a walk in closet
Also with no parking
But there is rent control so you can be sure nothing will ever get fixed
Don't live in Santa Monica
Go for the areas just East
I live in West Los Angeles
There's also Palms, Mar Vista and Culver City
All viable options just make sure the neighborhood isn't too skeezy for you and make sure it comes with an air conditioner Air Conditioning is very important
Also don't live in Venice unless you're cool with naked dudes smoking pot and transients parking their campers in front of your apartment and using your street as their lawn
I will check these out
also I can attest to the necessity of A/C - a friend of mine just moved to koreatown and had to build his own "air conditioner" from a cooler, a box fan, copper tubing, and some ice
Follow up question: what should dirty filthy thing should godmode say in bed next time?
Don't say anything
Just grunt and moan
Nothing you say is gonna sound as sexy as in your head or in a movie
Plainly, if you have the wherewithal to form coherent sentences
Your not fucking hard enough
Follow up question: what should dirty filthy thing should godmode say in bed next time?
Don't say anything
Just grunt and moan
Nothing you say is gonna sound as sexy as in your head or in a movie
Plainly, if you have the wherewithal to form coherent sentences
Your not fucking hard enough
what buster is saying is that you should think of what you want to say beforehand and write down phrases on various walls/ceilings/pieces of furniture in your home
that way, you can just read out loud whatever is in front of you
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BusterKNegativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered Userregular
BusterK, tonight I had a brief SMS conversation with a phone number that seems familiar but is not in my contacts. Should I ask this mystery person to reveal themselves or should I try cracking this case on my own!?
You already had a conversation?
I don't think I would ever message someone on my phone I didn't know
Just ask them
It's the easiest thing to do and it's only embarrassing for a little bit
I can't think of anyway to suss out who they are except dropping a lot of "Guess Who" clues that could go terribly wrong
"So did you fix your glasses" flip flip
"How's the rogaine working" flip flip
"Boy it sure is great to be white isn't it?" flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
option C: hire a private eye to track down the number!
@miscellaneousinsanity
I'm not sure a private eye is going to do anything besides take your money and use google
That's just what I assume every private eye does now
Need picks of your wife cheating on you?
There probably already are on the internet
Oh look she facebooked herself bonin' some guy
Like Like Like
Follow up question: what should dirty filthy thing should godmode say in bed next time?
Don't say anything
Just grunt and moan
Nothing you say is gonna sound as sexy as in your head or in a movie
Plainly, if you have the wherewithal to form coherent sentences
Your not fucking hard enough
what buster is saying is that you should think of what you want to say beforehand and write down phrases on various walls/ceilings/pieces of furniture in your home
that way, you can just read out loud whatever is in front of you
Maybe wear an earpiece and have a friend help you out
Like a really smutty Cyrano De Bergerac
For extra authenticity make sure the person on the earpiece really digs her too
So his crying helps you get into it
@busterk my job will most likely move buildings to santa monica next year
where are the cheap apartments? I am aware that this is a question with no answer.
You can get a wonderful apartment the size of a walk in closet
Also with no parking
But there is rent control so you can be sure nothing will ever get fixed
Don't live in Santa Monica
Go for the areas just East
I live in West Los Angeles
There's also Palms, Mar Vista and Culver City
All viable options just make sure the neighborhood isn't too skeezy for you and make sure it comes with an air conditioner Air Conditioning is very important
Also don't live in Venice unless you're cool with naked dudes smoking pot and transients parking their campers in front of your apartment and using your street as their lawn
I will check these out
also I can attest to the necessity of A/C - a friend of mine just moved to koreatown and had to build his own "air conditioner" from a cooler, a box fan, copper tubing, and some ice
also as general advice, get as close to work as you can
especially in santa monica, trying to get in/out of there during the week can be kinda hellish (also the weekend, and holidays)
i lived in koreatown for a year, and while it was far from pristine, it was a relatively quiet area with mostly families living there and little to no street crime
you can find nice places in places you wouldn't expect, but you gotta hunt pretty hard for em
Buster, I should go to bed, how do I make myself sleep?
@Usagi go to bed when you want
Just don't have anything near you that connects to the Internet if you want to sleep
My wife likes to read
I enjoy listening to music or sometimes podcasts
And occasionally if there's a good crazy ass guest Coast 2 Coast AM
The important thing is to not have light shining on your eyes and let yourself wind down
Counting really does work because it's so boring
Think about boring things and your mind will drift off
Buster, something in my knee went crunch and then popped today while lifting weights.
Now anytime my knee is in flexion it hurts, so how soon should I see a doc?
That just means your knee wants to join a dance crew
Oddly enough the same thing happened to me
I had to see a physical therapist who told me I had to build up the muscles around the knee. Your butt muscles, your thigh muscles, your calves. I also had to wear tape for a while that kept my kneecap from wobbling around everywhere. Yeah, see a doctor but for now try squats with no weight and your back against the wall. Stand on your toes and try lying down and doing leg lifts with one foot planted sole on the floor.
I've been hitting the junk food pretty hard lately. What should I do to eat better?
Sit down, and prepare yourself a strict list as to what should be on your diet.
Consider all nutritional benefits and downfalls to each choice.
Be strict. Be merciless. Prepare your list.
A week later, check the list and laugh helplessly when it sinks in that you've ignored its edicts entirely and snorked back three bags of Cheese Poofs.
So, go to Plan B.
Get an electric dog collar.
If you live with someone, give them the remote.
Insist that if you eat any junk food, they should shock you.
Insist that if they see any chip crumbs on your shirt, they should shock you.
Insist that if they feel it necessary to ask if you ate any pretzels, they should shock you.
See, you'll inevitably cheat on your vow.
They won't.
I've been hitting the junk food pretty hard lately. What should I do to eat better?
Perish the thought of eating and just drink experimental mixtures of hard liquor in fishbowl size quantities.
You'll not only find that you are full, energetic, and satisfied as your blood-alcohol level skyrockets, but also that your doctor will be amazed at the health of you liver and the amount of nutrients you've been getting. In addition you will likely be more productive at work and may even be encouraged to drink on the job and during your commute.
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Send them a picture of your genitals. Their reaction should give you a clue as to who they are.
I don't think I would ever message someone on my phone I didn't know
Just ask them
It's the easiest thing to do and it's only embarrassing for a little bit
I can't think of anyway to suss out who they are except dropping a lot of "Guess Who" clues that could go terribly wrong
"So did you fix your glasses" flip flip
"How's the rogaine working" flip flip
"Boy it sure is great to be white isn't it?" flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
where are the cheap apartments? I am aware that this is a question with no answer.
Never drink alone
Invite over a hooker or something
That way it's less pathetic
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
You can get a wonderful apartment the size of a walk in closet
Also with no parking
But there is rent control so you can be sure nothing will ever get fixed
Don't live in Santa Monica
Go for the areas just East
I live in West Los Angeles
There's also Palms, Mar Vista and Culver City
All viable options just make sure the neighborhood isn't too skeezy for you and make sure it comes with an air conditioner
Air Conditioning is very important
Also don't live in Venice unless you're cool with naked dudes smoking pot and transients parking their campers in front of your apartment and using your street as their lawn
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Fuck that, bust out the beer bong and finish that shit off.
option C: hire a private eye to track down the number!
I will check these out
also I can attest to the necessity of A/C - a friend of mine just moved to koreatown and had to build his own "air conditioner" from a cooler, a box fan, copper tubing, and some ice
Don't say anything
Just grunt and moan
Nothing you say is gonna sound as sexy as in your head or in a movie
Plainly, if you have the wherewithal to form coherent sentences
Your not fucking hard enough
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
what buster is saying is that you should think of what you want to say beforehand and write down phrases on various walls/ceilings/pieces of furniture in your home
that way, you can just read out loud whatever is in front of you
@miscellaneousinsanity
I'm not sure a private eye is going to do anything besides take your money and use google
That's just what I assume every private eye does now
Need picks of your wife cheating on you?
There probably already are on the internet
Oh look she facebooked herself bonin' some guy
Like Like Like
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Maybe wear an earpiece and have a friend help you out
Like a really smutty Cyrano De Bergerac
For extra authenticity make sure the person on the earpiece really digs her too
So his crying helps you get into it
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Hmmm . . . this being the bad advice thread I think I will sleep in, waste my time frivolously, and wait until I'm handed a job. Thanks Buster!
also as general advice, get as close to work as you can
especially in santa monica, trying to get in/out of there during the week can be kinda hellish (also the weekend, and holidays)
i lived in koreatown for a year, and while it was far from pristine, it was a relatively quiet area with mostly families living there and little to no street crime
you can find nice places in places you wouldn't expect, but you gotta hunt pretty hard for em
There is no Internet prize for the most logical take down.
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
the "documentary"
@BusterK yeeah I guess you're right, i must've got confused because i see them in person sometimes.
Here, smell this rag
Ah, that. I thought the first part was entertaining enough, but I got the fuck out of dodge once it started the 9/11 conspiracy stuff.
Well ok, I'm not sure what thi---zzzzzzzzzz
Now anytime my knee is in flexion it hurts, so how soon should I see a doc?
@Usagi go to bed when you want
Just don't have anything near you that connects to the Internet if you want to sleep
My wife likes to read
I enjoy listening to music or sometimes podcasts
And occasionally if there's a good crazy ass guest Coast 2 Coast AM
The important thing is to not have light shining on your eyes and let yourself wind down
Counting really does work because it's so boring
Think about boring things and your mind will drift off
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
I think my last one was 'boobs are awesome'
Do you mean the jobs one?
Oddly enough the same thing happened to me
I had to see a physical therapist who told me I had to build up the muscles around the knee. Your butt muscles, your thigh muscles, your calves. I also had to wear tape for a while that kept my kneecap from wobbling around everywhere. Yeah, see a doctor but for now try squats with no weight and your back against the wall. Stand on your toes and try lying down and doing leg lifts with one foot planted sole on the floor.
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
should I burn my house down y/n?
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Sit down, and prepare yourself a strict list as to what should be on your diet.
Consider all nutritional benefits and downfalls to each choice.
Be strict. Be merciless. Prepare your list.
A week later, check the list and laugh helplessly when it sinks in that you've ignored its edicts entirely and snorked back three bags of Cheese Poofs.
So, go to Plan B.
Get an electric dog collar.
If you live with someone, give them the remote.
Insist that if you eat any junk food, they should shock you.
Insist that if they see any chip crumbs on your shirt, they should shock you.
Insist that if they feel it necessary to ask if you ate any pretzels, they should shock you.
See, you'll inevitably cheat on your vow.
They won't.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ArtisticOrAutistic?feature=mhee
Nah, this one: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/24255998/#Comment_24255998
Wondering if you meant like forum-wise or geography-wise.
Perish the thought of eating and just drink experimental mixtures of hard liquor in fishbowl size quantities.
You'll not only find that you are full, energetic, and satisfied as your blood-alcohol level skyrockets, but also that your doctor will be amazed at the health of you liver and the amount of nutrients you've been getting. In addition you will likely be more productive at work and may even be encouraged to drink on the job and during your commute.