Hey so my appendix burst also now I guess ask me anything

PiptheFair

glados looks hella hollow

That Dave Fella

Did you appendix burst cause you mad that your class is the worst in D3?

Antimatter

i will have nothing to do with abba

barring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIMQfSW4uI

Aneurhythmia

CorporateRed wrote: »

Is it true that only bad people's appendices burst?

Well, mine's still good.

Antimatter

PiptheFair wrote: »

glados looks hella hollow

less hollow than you are now

Butler For Life #1

I'm not a fan of Abba

But I am a fan of girly swedish pop group Babba.

Disco giiiiiirl coming throoooooooough, that girl is youuuuuuuuuuuu

Tef

Pip how gnarly is your scar?

Yukira

Pip, how anime are you?

TheySlashThem

@antimatter is the source of all suffering

it's true

Stale

Metalbourne wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

I'm willing to bet that is your co-pay for the room


not your final bill

my co-pay was $125 to be admitted. I still owe around 6500 for my week in July.

I'm still under the impression that the only benefit to having insurance is a card that says you have insurance.

before insurance the bill was $78,540

so I'll pay $6500, thank you

PiptheFair

Tef wrote: »

Pip how gnarly is your scar?

it's not that bad, but it's covered by special dressings that are deigned to wear off over time

I'll take a pic of the zipper soon

al of my nicks and bruises from shit like blood draws are gnarlier, that and the fact that my entire bellly is shaved and looks weird

Centipede Damascus

Antimatter wrote: »

it's glados you silly goose

to be fair, I'm pretty sure there's an arrancar that looks a lot like that

Antimatter

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

@antimatter is the source of all suffering

it's true

PiptheFair

Yukira wrote: »

Pip, how anime are you?

five kawaii units

Uriel

I hope.

HOPE that that comma isn't a mistake.

Tef

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

Antimatter

Uriel wrote: »

I hope.

HOPE that that comma isn't a mistake.

it isn't.

PiptheFair

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

JayKaos

Antimatter wrote: »

i will have nothing to do with abba

barring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIMQfSW4uI

There is something disturbing about this.

PiptheFair

wooper rules

Tef

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

Vic

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

The only thing I remember from my surgery is someone wiping my butt.

So I guess I shit myself.

Tef

Well unless you're getting butt surgery?

Munkus Beaver

PiptheFair wrote: »

Vic wrote: »

Pip, how big was your inciscion? I had my appendix removed and was never told that it had burst, but my scar is almost four inches which seems a lot to remove what I thought is pretty small thing.

round 5-6

appendinx is now almost outpatient if it has not burst

Laproscopically?

Vic

Maybe they implanted a control chip there. A butt control chip.

Munkus Beaver

Stale wrote: »

Metalbourne wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

I'm willing to bet that is your co-pay for the room


not your final bill

my co-pay was $125 to be admitted. I still owe around 6500 for my week in July.

I'm still under the impression that the only benefit to having insurance is a card that says you have insurance.

before insurance the bill was $78,540

so I'll pay $6500, thank you

Dan, you are the reason why babies are denied coverage.

Usagi

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

PiptheFair

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Vic wrote: »

Pip, how big was your inciscion? I had my appendix removed and was never told that it had burst, but my scar is almost four inches which seems a lot to remove what I thought is pretty small thing.

round 5-6

appendinx is now almost outpatient if it has not burst

Laproscopically?

yeah if it does not burst most surgeons will do lapro so you won't even have a zipper

Munkus Beaver

PiptheFair wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Vic wrote: »

Pip, how big was your inciscion? I had my appendix removed and was never told that it had burst, but my scar is almost four inches which seems a lot to remove what I thought is pretty small thing.

round 5-6

appendinx is now almost outpatient if it has not burst

Laproscopically?

yeah if it does not burst most surgeons will do lapro so you won't even have a zipper

You still get a cut, you just don't a cross cut.

neville

Glad you're ok now, Pip!

Tef

Usagi wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

Mine was counting back from 100

99-98-zzzzzzzz

Stale

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

Metalbourne wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

I'm willing to bet that is your co-pay for the room


not your final bill

my co-pay was $125 to be admitted. I still owe around 6500 for my week in July.

I'm still under the impression that the only benefit to having insurance is a card that says you have insurance.

before insurance the bill was $78,540

so I'll pay $6500, thank you

Dan, you are the reason why babies are denied coverage.

Not my fault they aren't smart enough to get a good job.

lazy little shits.

DJ Eebs

hey did you see cabin in the woods

cuz I just did and it was pretty good although I think I may have been oversold on the whole DON'T LOOK UP SPOILERS IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND thing

neville

I loved it, Geebs

Munkus Beaver

Tef wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

Mine was counting back from 100

99-98-zzzzzzzz

I got a friend that used to work as a tech for an anesthesia guy.

Occasionally, a cocky teenager would come in for a procedure and would talk like he was Duke Shitlord of Drug Mountain.

"Nah man, you can't use the regular stuff," they would crow. "I need the heavy shit or it ain't gonna phase me."

The doctor would turn to them, push the plunger, and say: "I will give you a thousand dollars if you can count to ten."

He's never had to pay.

DJ Eebs

oh yeah I'm not doggin' it or anything, though I bet I would have liked it a lot more if I'd seen more horror movies, but as far as BIG HONKIN' SPOILERS GO

going in basically sight unseen I picked up where it was going pretty early? I mean, not specifics, and there were still surprising moments along the way, and maybe that's what people meant when they said it was best not to know what was coming next, I dunno. I mean, it wasn't a let down or anything, now I'm just wondering if some of these movie critics have read, like, short stories before

Uriel

Tef wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

Mine was counting back from 100

99-98-zzzzzzzz

I made it to Ninety Nuuuuuuuuu....

Munkus Beaver

I can generally tell a short story about how I always try to remember the last thing before I go under, because the very first time it happened I heard two doctors and one told a bad joke.

I don't know what that joke was, just that I thought it was terrible then passed out.

I awoke and that memory was so sharp I was determined to try and remember something since.

Telling the anesthesia crew before a procedure has become my ritual.

Stale

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

Mine was counting back from 100

99-98-zzzzzzzz

I got a friend that used to work as a tech for an anesthesia guy.

Occasionally, a cocky teenager would come in for a procedure and would talk like he was Duke Shitlord of Drug Mountain.

"Nah man, you can't use the regular stuff," they would crow. "I need the heavy shit or it ain't gonna phase me."

The doctor would turn to them, push the plunger, and say: "I will give you a thousand dollars if you can count to ten."

He's never had to pay.

I agreed with Brandon when he told me the same thing

and yet I distinctly remember staying awake way longer than they expected me to in his office.

Tef

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

Tef wrote: »

Pip did you see god on that operating table?

Are you going to give up your eating Taco bell ways?

I was out before I even got to the table and woke up an hour later

it's awesome ain't it?

General anesthetic is pretty rad

Gas mask on, giving thumbs up to the doc boom recovery

Mine was counting back from 100

99-98-zzzzzzzz

I got a friend that used to work as a tech for an anesthesia guy.

Occasionally, a cocky teenager would come in for a procedure and would talk like he was Duke Shitlord of Drug Mountain.

"Nah man, you can't use the regular stuff," they would crow. "I need the heavy shit or it ain't gonna phase me."

The doctor would turn to them, push the plunger, and say: "I will give you a thousand dollars if you can count to ten."

He's never had to pay.

Love it

It reminds me about my cousin who does a lot of adventure sport stuff in NZ. When he was doing bungie jump work they'd get a cocky wanker up there every now and again. What he would do is keep a spare bungie rope on the platform, tell the guy to test himself and jump backwards (facing towards the platform) and then tell the guy to jump off whenever he was ready

As soon as the guy jumped he'd shout 'WAIT NOOOOOO' and hold up the unattached spare bungie rope