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Adrenaline is a hell of a thing
It didn't completely knock me out but I didn't feel any pain and could here everyone talking and was just aware that things were going on in my mouth (probably Louie CK style).
Anyway I heard the surgeon say "we're done here" when in fact I was not, my holes still needed stitches and I was still in the IV and all that.
Boy were their faces surprised when I just stood up and started wandering off.
The nurse described me as the chirpiest person she's ever had in recovery.
Satans..... hints.....
no reason why it should not
if I have not made a complete recovery in a month then I will have much bigger problems
like, off the top of your head
she shakes them around and runs away whenever you try and take them
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My first time under anesthesia was for oral surgery, and apparently in recovery I thought it was the funniest thing that the gurney I was on was Stryker brand. (It was an Army hospital, and I was assigned to a Stryker brigade at the time. Strykers are a kind of armored vehicle. See, it's not even funny, but I would not shut up about it.)
After my next two surgeries, I vaguely remember freaking out in recovery, but that's it.
That's the only reason I look forward to it. Honestly, I think I'd be okay with it just staying dead in there forever unless there's some other reason to go rooting around in peritoneal cavity.
It's like wanting to go back to sleep but people keep waking you up and you're too groggy to murder them.
Yeah a lot of good painkillers are also respiratory...umm I can't think of the word here. Stopper. Slower downer. Depressant? Fuck I don't know.
That's because you weren't getting enough oxygen. Heavy duty IV Painkillers will relax your breathing rate heavily so they will either keep waking you up or just put some oxygen in your nose.
The trick is to hit the silence button yourself
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I don't remember anything about the procedure. I woke up in my own bed. Apparently I was semi-conscious when leaving the office and getting home from the tales my mom told me later.
really depends on how we are qualifying "surgery"
anytime my flesh has been cut open for a medical reason? 20-ish
anytime I have had to be put under to be cut open? 12
Geeze, Dan. You babyfaced little baby baby.
last thing i remember from when i had my hernia fixed is them being aight dude time to go and my folks saying they'd see me in a bit and then there's literally just a big hole in my memory up until the part where i wake up in the recovery room next to a guy that looked like andre agassi
i don't even remember them wheeling me out of the recovery room before the surgery
it's not unfun but it's not fun either
it's just
nothing
its awesome
my favorite part is how fast it hits
They put the needle in that IV, and poof in 10 seconds I am completely and totally gone
waking up was pretty easy too, at least this time
the first time it was hard
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
They asked me to count backwards from ten, then asked me if it tasted like pizza
I was just thinking "It's just air, it doesn't taste anything. This guy is pretty dumb for a doctor"
Then I guess they thought I went under and they started to get ready, but I started calling for my mom
They were like "Oh shit" and upped my dose
I remember waking up for a brief moment while they were shoving a tube up my nose. Funny thing was, I was more interested than anything else.
to which I said "no worries man, I used to live in Vegas" before lapsing back into unconsciousness
They put me under when I was a kid too, but my experience was different.
My dad says they asked me to count backwards from 10.
I don't even remember being asked the question. He tells me I never made it past 8.
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This was like 10 minutes after I'd refused a sedative when offered.
I got given the sedative anyway.
Something about it being "hard" to perform vascular surgery when the patient is moving.
PFffffffffft.
I do remember giggling after my colonoscopy because I started wondering if I'd inadvertently shit on someone while I was out.
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
i remember giggling a lot and the doctors and nurses laughing at me
and then i woke up with a swollen, numb lower lip and i started crying and drooling but i wasn't sad and it was all very confusing
Look, just because you're afraid of getting shit done doesn't mean everyone has to be a baby. Don't forget that my doctors, on the whole, have been morons.