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[PA Comic] Friday, September 21, 2012 - Iconoclast

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited September 2012 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I am digging the colours and textures in this strip.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    What I love is both of them love diablo but somehow to gabe a game with the same concept but using guns is an arrows comparison system.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Gabe drives a Prius?

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I wonder if gabe would like it more if it had schoolgirl rape

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh man I expect quite the reaction.

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  • AurichAurich ArizonaRegistered User regular
    First reaction: WHAT GABE you don't like making the bars go up anymore?!
    Second reaction: Oh, that nutty Gabe. sigh~

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    I .... don't get the reference to arrows. >_>"

  • AyulinAyulin Registered User regular
    In Borderlands (and presumably Borderlands 2), you can compare a new weapon with ones already in your inventory - this brings up a little window of all the stats, with green upwards-pointing arrows next to the ones that are better and red downwards-pointing arrows next to the ones that a worse.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    The art in this one is beautiful. I want Penny Arcade to look like this all the time.

    Gaslight on
  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I love the shading in this comic.

    I also love the satire in Tycho's comment. Yes. Reviews are the light!

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    The art in this one is beautiful. I want Penny Arcade to look like this all the time.

    Yes, this. When I first looked at it I knew something was different and couldn't figure out what, only that the art looked amazing.

  • Ian559Ian559 Registered User new member
    Neither had nice things to say about a quest system where you have to be “on” that specific quest to progress it.

    Huh? I'm barely past level 10 and I would often be on one quest, kill a monster that I had to kill for another quest, and not only would it track the progress in the background, but the quest notification area temporarily changes, displaying the progress for the inactive quest, to let you know that it's been ticked, before going back to the active quest.

    Now, I haven't tried progressing one of the story quests without it being tracked, because I try to do all the sidequests I can find before doing the next story quest, so I don't know if the longer, scripted quests act differently than the more mundane collection quests re: tracking, but I thought the inactive quest progress notification they were doing was really nice actually.

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    This is why I hated the first Borderlands and why I haven't bothered to look at BL2 at all. Also I think I'm the only one who thinks this comic would look much better if it hadn't been left out in the sun for 8 years to acquire a weathered texture.

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • MendrianMendrian Registered User regular
    First: I love BLands 2, but I know exactly what Gabe means. You have to invent your own loot-sorting routines if you want to make any progress at all. For me, I don't use anything that isn't a pistol or a sniper rifle; and I pretty much only use Jackobs or Dahl guns, reserving one slot for Maliwan. It's not the most balanced system, but it allows me to dump huge amounts of loot in favor of my favorite brands.

    However: Good on you guys. I know PA is at the top of the heap in the gaming world, but it still takes a lot of courage to say you don't like a game that is likely to be a hugely popular title. It shows a lot of integrity to be able to say, "Hey, I don't like this AAA title". I think you'll find most people love the game, but we still need honesty if anyone wants to point out faults in these games and move forward as a community.

  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    I can't get excited about procedural generation. It's always a billion different whatsits that always feel the same.

  • DCAarmusDCAarmus Registered User regular
    I really enjoy BL2, but I understand where Gabe's coming from. There's an almost paralyzing amount of stuff to do, things to see, and guns to shoot. That said, it takes a pretty strong will to resist the hooks that this game digs into you.

    Also really enjoying the texture of this comic. I love it when Mike experiments!

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    It's not just the textures/colors. The faces in this comic are top-notch. They're expressive and fun to look at without being over-the-top Ren-and-Stimpy-ish.

  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    The arrows aren't what bothered me, but admittedly what I hated about borderlands came from my own ignorance.

    I had heard about the first Borderlands offhand from a guild mate a few days before it dropped. They talked about a game that had 6-shooters that were actually flame throwers and lightening guns, bazookas that were the BIO guns from unreal tournament, sniper rifles whose bullets melted people or blew up body parts that you aimed at, and rocket launchers that fired like 10 mini-rockets at once.

    I ended up picturing this really awesome, goofy, over-the-top shooter in my head that promised near endless fun.

    What I got (for 60 dollars) was a mild questing game that just had guns with special ammo, a broken multiplayer, and boring, repetitive enemies.

    I ended up beating single player and getting a few legendary guns, but I regretted the hell out of buying that game at release.

    I've never gotten the hype around the story or its characters. It's all so bland for a wasteland-type game.

    Newtron on
  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the first Borderlands, and will pick this one up when it has a nice Steam sale in 6 months to a year. I wouldn't pay full price for it, but it is a fun game overall. I hate playing it solo though. It needs to be played with friends, preferably three of them to be worth it at all IMO.

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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    I bought BL1 at release. Found myself totally unable to play online due to a combination of fucked multiplayer and restrictive school internet settings. Played through the whole campaign solo. Had fun, but was massively disappointed with the ending.

    Since then I've started a couple new characters and played them for a little while, but the game has never been able to hold my interest again. I've played online a little now that I actually can, sometimes with PA people, and I've been underwhelmed with the experience. Seems like everybody just sort of runs ahead and does their own thing. Games like Left 4 Dead give me much more of a feeling of being on a team, even with random pubbies.

  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    It's got split-screen multi, so Jordyn and I can both play it at once. That almost makes it an automatic buy.

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  • KarplusanKarplusan Registered User new member
    Casual wrote: »
    Gabe drives a Prius?
    And apparently neither of them wear seat belts while buzzing down the road at blurring background speeds!

  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Gaslight wrote: »
    It's not just the textures/colors. The faces in this comic are top-notch. They're expressive and fun to look at without being over-the-top Ren-and-Stimpy-ish.

    You're right, the faces are solid, no weird noses or anything, and everything is framed well. (Which has to be tough to do since we're looking at them through the windows of the car.)

    Tycho certainly brings some good points about there being "too much" loot, but really, that's kind of the hook of the game. You're either going to like or hate that aspect of it. I enjoyed BL1 enough, but definitely had some issues with the design choices, most specifically non changing camps that would indefinitely respawn, so that back tracking through certain areas required cleaning out the same low level trash every. single. time.

    I didn't enjoy it enough to spend $60 on BL2 though, so I'll too be waiting until a steam sale down the road.

    Dark_Side on
  • OtisWildOtisWild Registered User regular
    Looks almost watercolory, particularly the center frame. Sweet.

    Folks at work are playing B2, but I don't know if I want to get sucked in when there's a ton of SWTOR I haven't played :p

  • Groosenat0rGroosenat0r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy70Z6x00TM SkyloftRegistered User regular
    Has Gabe been getting... smarter?! And Tycho... dumber?! How's this possible?! Next thing they'll be telling me Randy Pinkwood's sworn to celibacy! Or that Fruit Fucker is now the Fruit Counselor!!! Or even that... Charles has bought a WINDOWS PC!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • mnihilmnihil Registered User regular
    OtisWild wrote: »
    Looks almost watercolory, particularly the center frame.
    I agree. And I really don't like it. I mean, it looks alright, but particularly where there are soft edges to the shadows it just looks wrong, like a smudged pencil drawing. Regardless, I don't think it suits Penny Arcade.

    The last time Gabriel adapted his style (when everything became a bit more loose and fluid - perhaps around the end of 2011, but I could be way off base on this) resulted in pretty much the ideal Penny Arcade look, I think. Kinda wish he'd not mess with a good thing.

    Ah well, whatever.

  • Black_HeartBlack_Heart Registered User regular
    heh, this reminds me of people who get so annoyed and fixated on one aspect of a game, it somehow overrides everything else the game does and turns it into "not a game".

    Like how people tried to say MGS4 isn't a game because of cutscenes.

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    heh, this reminds me of people who get so annoyed and fixated on one aspect of a game, it somehow overrides everything else the game does and turns it into "not a game".

    Like how people tried to say MGS4 isn't a game because of cutscenes.
    Well, it's not like he only dislikes the loot comparison. He thinks the shooting feels mediocre and the quest system sucks. I hated the shooting in the first Borderlands, so I probably agree with him there, and I have no idea what's up with the quest system but the news post makes it sound bad.

  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    Has Gabe been getting... smarter?! And Tycho... dumber?! How's this possible?! Next thing they'll be telling me Randy Pinkwood's sworn to celibacy! Or that Fruit Fucker is now the Fruit Counselor!!! Or even that... Charles has bought a WINDOWS PC!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Heh, I think that's the point: Gabe is the kid pointing out that the emperor has no clothes.

  • AurichAurich ArizonaRegistered User regular
    I dunno what qualities make for a great shooter that Borderlands 1/2 doesn't have. I don't even want to bring up cover systems, but the guns have such a huge variety. Like every single quality OF a gun is randomized for EVERY gun. A pistol with an alien scope that fires lightning buckshot and turns into a grenade when you run out of ammo? CHECK. And the enemies, while pretty much all raiders or space-dogs, have some amount of randomized appearance and a huge cache of death animations. What else need ye?

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Aurich wrote: »
    I dunno what qualities make for a great shooter that Borderlands 1/2 doesn't have. I don't even want to bring up cover systems, but the guns have such a huge variety. Like every single quality OF a gun is randomized for EVERY gun. A pistol with an alien scope that fires lightning buckshot and turns into a grenade when you run out of ammo? CHECK. And the enemies, while pretty much all raiders or space-dogs, have some amount of randomized appearance and a huge cache of death animations. What else need ye?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    Aurich wrote: »
    I dunno what qualities make for a great shooter that Borderlands 1/2 doesn't have. I don't even want to bring up cover systems, but the guns have such a huge variety. Like every single quality OF a gun is randomized for EVERY gun. A pistol with an alien scope that fires lightning buckshot and turns into a grenade when you run out of ammo? CHECK. And the enemies, while pretty much all raiders or space-dogs, have some amount of randomized appearance and a huge cache of death animations. What else need ye?
    I want the guns to be fun to shoot, I want to be able to get to the important parts without spending 10 minutes driving through a vast, barren, unenjoyable wasteland, I want my progress and proficiency to depend on my shooting abilities rather than on my XP and the "level" of the enemies, and I want the levels to be interesting. Borderlands didn't have any of this and from what Gabe says it sounds like Borderlands 2 is lacking some of it too.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    I'm pondering the part of Mike and Jerry's complaints regarding having to tediously examine every gun as compared to games like Diablo 3 where you only had to look at the stuff that was for your class. I wonder if Borderlands/2 might not have been improved by using a similar system. There could be some generic guns, like regular pistols for example, that could be used by everyone, but then Mordecai only uses sniper rifles and revolvers, Lillith has exclusive rights to SMGs, etc. It would alleviate the problem of eyes glazing over from gun stat overload as the player examines every single weapon, and it would make the characters more distinct.

    On the other hand, if everything else had stayed the same, in Borderlands 1 it would only have exacerbated the problem of questionable weapon balance: SMGs were pretty much better than everything else, and even though I picked Mordecai for my one completed playthrough because I wanted to use revolvers and sniper rifles, I still found myself with SMGs more often than not in the endgame just because they were drastically more effective.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I've never played any BL games, but are there different types of guns that you can sort of specialize between? Like, be really good with shotguns and not care much about sniper rifles, etc.? Because I imagine that would cut down on your prospective drops a lot, even if they didn't want to lock characters out of picking one gun type or another.

  • DemetriousDemetrious Registered User new member
    I played Borderlands 2 for the first time last night, and logged off with the feeling I'd just experienced one of the best games of the decade. Then I checked Penny Arcade, saw Gabe's complaints, and nearly laughed myself sick, because they're all the complains I'd predicted detractors would use, even as I played it.

    The packrat curse is part and parcel of any game descended from ye ancient roguelikes, especially Diablo. The same goes double for skill point allocation - you're putting tens of hours of your life into a single playthrough, and those skill-point choices are permanent. I've got at least three current Diablo 2 games that've ground to a halt with 10+ unspent skill points and inventories crammed full of awesome equipment I can't decide between. I have the same disease Gabe has, no doubt.

    And yet I had no problem with Borderlands 2. I picked up guns as I found them, switched to them to see what they were like, and was soon dropping them without a thought to make room for the expensive-looking ones for later sale. Diablo II has about ten trillion possible stats and differences to weigh; it's made for the slow, analytical player willing to browse character-optimization forums. They encourage OCD. Contrast Borderlands, where you're just shooting people. I'm an FPS aficionado, I know what I want in a gun, I found it, and dumped the rest without second thought. The "RPG elements" aren't RPG in the sense that you can't hit a flock of barns from inside the middle barn at level 1 (original Deus Ex, I'm looking at you,) rather, 90% of the game rides on your skill, with the RPG systems ability increases providing that thin margin for victory. Much like Mount&Blade, the effects aren't noticeable until you increase your own native skill with the game. It's a shooter with RPG tint, not the other way around.

    I favor "tactical" games where taking cover is important and you Operate Like an Operator Operating Operationally; which means I really frown on games without "corner-lean" keys (or in lieu of this, a cover system.) Borderlands 2 has neither, and I hardly felt the lack because the game implementation obviated the need - weapons "spread" for the enemy just like they do for you, players hitbox is properly sized, collision detection/terrain mesh placing is excellent, etc. Corner-lean buttons and cover systems were always solutions for those problems (with cover-systems serving dual-use for PC/console dual-release games, but I digress.)

    The point Gabe (inadvertently) makes in this comic is anything sounds bad if you just list "features." Gabe is acting similarly to this, but without the negative motivation. When he lists the essential parts of the game as why he doesn't like the game, he really means he just doesn't like this kind of game. Which opinion is increasingly viewed as illegitimate betwixt those that discuss games; (as the comic casts it, "It's like you haven't even read the reviews.") As Neuroskeptic points out, this is Gabe's strength, he's direct and unsophisticated and has a habit of cutting through the analytical woolgathering to the flamin point, viz. how much fun he had.

    This is hard for game journalists to do; journalism vies to provide objective, informative coverage, but games are inherently subjective experiences. So we've got a discourse increasingly focused on reeling off lists of features (insofar as I've seen,) which, as enumerated above, don't convey the experience of the game at all. Borderlands 2 is short on "features," but as a game and an experience it's fantastic because it was well made and polished, and that's why it works. No random abundances of waist-high walls; the maps are well-designed, organic and don't scream "X wall placed here for Your Convenience." No sprint gauge, but paired with enemies that give you lots of reason to move around. The first two "boss battles" featured attackers chasing you down while you take suppressive fire from the "main" boss on an emplacement weapon, resulting in you sprinting from cover-to-cover in a pretty "tactical" fashion. The point here; the gameplay is reminiscent of "tacticool" playstyle - especially when using the 'class' designed to give you that kind of playstyle, and it achieves it through good, coherent design, esp. level design, and not mechanics and lots of waist-high walls.

    Too much ink is wasted on "features," instead of how a game actually comes together in practice - how well it achieves what it set out to do. FEAR, for example, tried to combine action-movie style cinematic gunfights and J-Horror, which just don't go together at all, but it accomplished #1 so fantastically well nobody holds the resulting failure of #2 against them. (The first time I saw Alma I emptied my SMG into her face and drop-kicked her, then reloaded the game still feeling awesome.) Half-Life 2's physics system - and the weapon that let you play with them - was fantastic, but the enduring enhancement of gameplay (watching headcrabs be kicked down the hall by the kinetic impact of your SMG's bullets, for example), while impressive, was far less then the feature of PHYSICS!!1! had been played up as. Implementation was good, atmosphere was fantastic, but it didn't come together to move it past a (decent) mediocre shooter. Grenades as a separate weapon, instead of having their own hotkey, for example. And most disappointing, you really couldn't use the Gravity Gun to pick up objects and use them as bullet shields, because of collision detection, objects/players hitboxes and, most essentially, the kind, size, variety and frequency of suitable objects simply didn't support it. The pushable cart on an early level you can use as a shield to approach an MG nest may well have been a set-piece, and so in the end the greatest, most groundbreaking "feature" introduced to FPS games in a long while boiled down to lots of loathsome see-saw puzzles (HEY GUYS DID WE MENTION THE PHYSICS ENGINE YET!?!?)

    I think it's important we start considering this, and I really hope it hasn't already been considered to death and I just wasted 40 minutes of typing to make myself look like a prat.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    Gabe's complaints aren't ones that detractors "use." It's not like Gabe set out to take Borderlands 2 down and that he then searched around for the best set of arguments he could use to accomplish his goal. Gabe didn't enjoy Borderlands 2 and this is why. Everything does sound bad if you just list features, but Gabe is not just listing features in order to make the game look bad. If he had enjoyed the game, he wouldn't bother listing the things he disliked. You say that really his point boils down to "he just doesn't like this kind of game," but what is "this kind of game?" What is Borderlands? Well, it's basically Gun Diablo. Gabe doesn't like the Gun part because the shooting sucks. He doesn't like the Diablo part because every 10 seconds he has to compare guns.

  • DemetriousDemetrious Registered User new member
    Gabe's complaints aren't ones that detractors "use." It's not like Gabe set out to take Borderlands 2 down and that he then searched around for the best set of arguments he could use to accomplish his goal. Gabe didn't enjoy Borderlands 2 and this is why.

    Exactly. Those are the "same complaints" detractors use, but the message is entirely different; and you have to read between the lines for that. You already explained the difference between Gabe's message and the detractors; a difference between simple honest statements and arguments made in bad faith.
    You say that really his point boils down to "he just doesn't like this kind of game,"

    - and the lesson is, that's a perfectly valid point.
    Well, it's basically Gun Diablo.

    -And this is the kind of statement gamer discourse must murder and dump in an alleyway somewhere. Just listing features, resulting in something that sounds bad? That statement, right there, exhibit A. Having played many shooters and far too much Diablo, I can attest "gun Diablo" is a gross, inaccurate oversimplification. For reasons elucidated prior, the shooting does not suck. The point is that Borderlands 2 can be a fantastic game and still not be everyone's bag, baby. We badly need to move past the "if I/That Guy Whose Opinions I Respect doesn't like it, it must suck universally." Game journalism should focus more on describing the game's atmosphere, interplay and how well it's implemented, not deciding if a game's good or bad, but equipping readers to decide if its good or bad for them. Me, I'm experienced with shooters and know how I like to play, so I take one look at a gun's stats and easily ballpark if it suits me or not (inaccurate close-range bullethose, nope, not for me.) Maybe Gabe can't do that, or even if he can, he's simply (even more) prone to optimization obsession then I, so anything even remotely involving colored arrows is a gigantic flashing neon NOPE sign. The game can be absolutely excellent at delivering the kind of experience it seeks to deliver and Gabe can hate it, most justifiably, because that's not the experience he wants.

    But he doesn't say this. He speaks from his own subjective viewpoint, quite bluntly and honestly, and if you don't think to read between the lines - or haven't played the game yourself and thus acquired an appreciation for the dissonance between your subjective experiences - you may well conclude gee it sure sounds sucky when you put it like that. The only problem here is the communication problem. Gabe's character's Joe Sixpack, the honest, direct subjective opinion. Tycho's character is the extreme opposite end of the spectrum, so concerned with communication and discourse he's lost track of what he's supposed to be communicating or discoursing about (subjective game experiences.) The tension between those extremes is the real joke of the comic.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    You can't say things like "the shooting does not suck" because there's no objective fact of the matter about whether the shooting sucks or not. What makes the shooting suck or not suck is whether someone enjoys it, and although you enjoy it, people like Gabe and I don't. The guns just feel crummy. Games haven't needed corner leaning or cover systems since Wolfenstein 3d, Doom, and Marathon succeeded without them, and Borderlands hasn't finally solved the problem by having good terrain mesh placement, because Borderland's problem is that the guns don't feel fun to shoot.

    I don't see why you keep bringing up games journalism because neither Gabe nor I are games journalists, we're just people talking about why we don't like Borderlands. I don't even see what your point is anymore, because you keep harping on the fact that it's only Gabe's opinion, which is true and I don't see why anyone would think otherwise. Is your post just a big long explanation of why Gabe is simultaneously right and wrong? What are we even talking about anymore?

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Demetrious wrote: »
    And most disappointing, you really couldn't use the Gravity Gun to pick up objects and use them as bullet shields, because of collision detection, objects/players hitboxes and, most essentially, the kind, size, variety and frequency of suitable objects simply didn't support it.
    I, what? I use that tactic all the time in HL2. There are barrels all the place that work great for that.

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    Demetrious wrote: »
    And most disappointing, you really couldn't use the Gravity Gun to pick up objects and use them as bullet shields, because of collision detection, objects/players hitboxes and, most essentially, the kind, size, variety and frequency of suitable objects simply didn't support it.
    I, what? I use that tactic all the time in HL2. There are barrels all the place that work great for that.
    And the radiators, which were even better.

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