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we're living in the cyberpunk future

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited September 2012 in Singularity Engine++
so i woke up this morning and looked out my window and saw

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cyber pirates had taken over the meatspace!

and so i put on my news reading outfit and jacked into the net

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found this story about a girl throwing a sweet 16 party in the netherlands to which 30,000 people showed up because she forgot to make the facebook invitation private. riot police all showed up and drunken people basically took over some shitty little town for a night
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19684708

that is snow crash as fuck

what evidence do you guys have that we're living in a whacky future out of a 1990's scifi novel

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I don't use paper money, my only phone fits in the palm of my hand, and I'm posting this on a glorified sheet of paper while sitting on the toilet.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I'm talking to people on the Internets

    Beam me up Scotty

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I imagine Dub steb is basically the music Neal Stephenson described in Snow Crash.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I jack in things at least once a day.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    skrillex

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    Uriel
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I had a conversation on Skype with my friends

    Said friends were in NY

    I was on the toilet

    Immediately after the conversation ended, I realized: the future is here.

    Metalbourne
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I had a dream about trying to find a copy of Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis last night.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I had a conversation on Skype with my friends

    Said friends were in NY

    I was on the toilet

    Immediately after the conversation ended, I realized: the future is here.

    Yup. Toilet Internet is basically the pinnacle of the information age.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    the skrill man looks a bit like you

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    look at these dudes

    they aren't about to tolerate your shit

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    Skylark
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I had a dream about trying to find a copy of Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis last night.
    It wasn't a dream.

    It was an advertisement on the brain net.

    Skylark
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i store public domain books in The Cloud and download them while pooping at work

    welcome to the future~

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    http://comicschat.tumblr.com/ - Buttlord Chats about Comics
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I would totally fuck skrillex

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I played Saints Row the Third, a 3D, open-world crime game, with EdCrab who was living in another country on another continent in a completely different time-zone. In the game we were driving in the same car and shooting evil gangsters side-by-side and speaking over voice-chat while dubstep played.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yes, this is your cyberpunk reality.

    Unfortunately, it's even dumber than the fiction.
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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Fun fact: for months I thought skrillex was a Pokemon.

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Yes, this is your cyberpunk reality.

    Unfortunately, it's even dumber than the fiction.
    8p8pF.jpg

    what does this bike helmet do?

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
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    look at these dudes

    they aren't about to tolerate your shit

    Why does that one dude in the middle have a totally different style of gas mask?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    so if you click the activity tab up at the top of the page you can see which people have changed their avatars recently

    and if you scroll down a bit you'll find that forum user @Angry

    for a split second

    changed his avatar to a (possibly cum-covered) woman holding a dick

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    how does that even happen

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Yes, this is your cyberpunk reality.

    Unfortunately, it's even dumber than the fiction.
    8p8pF.jpg

    what does this bike helmet do?

    do?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote: »
    so if you click the activity tab up at the top of the page you can see which people have changed their avatars recently

    and if you scroll down a bit you'll find that forum user @Angry

    for a split second

    changed his avatar to a (possibly cum-covered) woman holding a dick

    jesus

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i wish to live in a future where we can all proudly display our love for semen drenched ladies

    where is that future

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    See, I prefer my semen in the ladies not on them.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    in my game of medieval II right now i have a diplomat named Semen Al-Buryz

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    See, I prefer my semen in the ladies not on them.

    no one wants a future with bunch of babies running around in five fingers dru

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    TankHammer
  • AngryAngry Did you come here to kill Or did you come here to dieRegistered User regular
    ah christ.

    i wish i could blame the alcohol but i can't, it was just a straight misclick.

    i live with my shame.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Angry wrote: »
    ah christ.

    i wish i could blame the alcohol but i can't, it was just a straight misclick.

    i live with my shame.

    If you click the x next to that, you can remove it.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    sometimes i read 4chan's /int/ because it's cyberpunk as hell and here is someone who claims to have been at that party i was talking about
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    also:
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's an amazing photo.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I played Saints Row the Third, a 3D, open-world crime game, with EdCrab who was living in another country on another continent in a completely different time-zone. In the game we were driving in the same car and shooting evil gangsters side-by-side and speaking over voice-chat while dubstep played.

    It was a lot of fun! And then a giant dude beat me up and put through a shop window

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    the weird possibly one-sided passive aggressive unfriendship between warren ellis and bruce sterling really amuses me for some reason i can't really explain

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    are those shields made outta wicker

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    Corporatism, wireless worldwide communication and data transfer, killer robots

    Granted I haven't seen anyone with pop-out built in knives in their hands but that doesn't sound remotely infeasible to me. Future

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    I just can't call it the future until we have consumer-grade flying cars or teleporters or both

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I just can't call it the future until we have consumer-grade flying cars or teleporters or both

    After seeing the way people drive, I constantly wonder why people don't cross their fingers and hope fervently that the flying car is never invented.

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    night city is not a place one returns to, artiste.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I imagine Dub steb is basically the music Neal Stephenson described in Snow Crash.

    Nuclear fuzz-grunge is really more analogous to, like, Quebecois post rock.

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