Let's Play! [Bad Rats] What? IT'S FOR THE KIDS! LP is done! Over $6,000 raised!!!

anoffday

Edit: Recording has begun from the beginning and we are now raising money for Child's Play. Working with @CorriganX through steam chat we are making our way through the game. Currently at level 27! 17 levels to go! Thank you classy people who have donated and made pledges. This is an amazing community.

We are done! Thanks for the donations. This is truly a classy classy community. The videos have been uploaded! Enjoy. You monsters.

Levels 1-27.

Video 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2sewA-YEdc&feature=youtu.be

Video 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2esM9eA1P4&feature=youtu.be

Video 3 The Finale!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgnHLoldgDg&feature=youtu.be

Next live stream Friday Dec. 14th at 8:00 PM EST! at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/corriganx

Old LPs below >>>

On June 10th at approximately 10:52 PM EST I made the biggest mistake of my life. A mistake that will now haunt me, my family, my future children, and their future children forever. I made a foolish bet that I could not lose. And lost. Long story short: Black Mesa has been released and now I have to play Bad Rats. If you think you have played the worst game ever, and it's not called Bad Rats, then you have not. Why is it so bad? The graphics, the music, the options, the gameplay, the music, the stereotypes, the music. It basically contains everything horrible in the world condensed into 1 game. Look it up on youtube if you don't believe me and watch some videos. But be warned. It's terrible. Have a trash can ready.

Anyway without further ado, here's the first video. This is my first LP, so I'm posting a short video first to get some feedback and make sure everything sounds ok. Let me know what I need to fix. Although after just a few minutes of watching this game, you might be done anyway, but some of you are monsters so probably not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkGQwSlbGgw&feature=youtu.be

And here's part 2, wherein I actually make progress! Also, this just in! This game is still awful. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_QICnkoexg&feature=youtu.be

And here's what I'm calling part 2.5 only because I had to pause and come back.

http://youtu.be/lyDJI71hB5E

anoffday

Reserved for future videos.

TychoCelchuuu

I'm 6 seconds in and this game looks like bullshit.

edit: and 11 seconds in it's racist. So that's great.

edit 2: and it ends on a cliffhanger!

Big Classy

I will force myself to sit through this and watch it if it means you have to play it. *cue evil laughter*

cooljammer00

Wait, so it's also a RACIST shitty physics puzzler?

I...i think I need to make some Steam purchases tonight.

nefyave

O my, this is going to be a though one... :winky:

uean

muahahaha. you hate me.

minor incident

Oh man.

I love you for this.

Dac Vin

Look anoffday, no one on this Penny Arcade forum went through with all their cock eating bets so you're of no obligation of doing something worse than eating a penis.

CorriganX

Considering getting bad rats just so I can beat offday to the finish and mock him more.

Handgimp

CorriganX wrote: »

Considering getting bad rats just so I can beat offday to the finish and mock him more.

This is going in the next edition of the dictionary under "masochism"

anoffday

CorriganX wrote: »

Considering getting bad rats just so I can beat offday to the finish and mock him more.

Our friendship would be over. OVER.

emp123

If ever there was a clear definition of schadenfreude, this is it.

anoffday

emp123 wrote: »

If ever there was a clear definition of schadenfreude, this is it.

I had to look that word up.

But yes. You are totally right.

IdolNinja

Dear god, that music.

Banzai5150

I'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation of what comes next! Will the ball make it's way to the bomb? OR will Anoffday have an aneurism first?

Shimshai

This game is both cruel and unusual.

IdolNinja

How could the developers possibly think that starting a level countdown timer during the tutorial where you have to read a bunch of text was a good idea?

Of course that's a relatively minor issue considering that it's one small part of such a terrible game. It's like complaining that the ash from a volcano is spoiling your scenic view while entire neighborhoods are being consumed in lava.

anoffday

Banzai5150 wrote: »

I'm on the edge of my seat in anticipation of what comes next! Will the ball make it's way to the bomb? OR will Anoffday have an aneurism first?

The stunning conclusion tomorrow!

Seriously. I can only handle this in small doses, but hey I'm doing it. Tomorrow's video will be longer though.

ArcSyn

Oh man, are we punishing ourselves by watching this? That is a terrible game. I'm so glad I don't own it.

Zxerol

this is what happens son

this is what happens when you make bad wagers

let this be a good lesson to you

we hold you to that bet only because we love you

anoffday

I wish there was some good that could come from this. Like I was throwing around the idea of live streaming it one night and raising money for child's play, but I'm afraid of what the consequences might be to my soul for playing this game for hours.

What do you guys think? Raising money so sick children can play video games or keeping my sanity?

Ryadic

From what I've heard about this game and from what I've seen in the preview on Steam, this should be entertaining.

Olivaw

anoffday wrote: »

I wish there was some good that could come from this. Like I was throwing around the idea of live streaming it one night and raising money for child's play, but I'm afraid of what the consequences might be to my soul for playing this game for hours.

What do you guys think? Raising money so sick children can play video games or keeping my sanity?

I think you know what we think

anoffday

Olivaw wrote: »

anoffday wrote: »

I wish there was some good that could come from this. Like I was throwing around the idea of live streaming it one night and raising money for child's play, but I'm afraid of what the consequences might be to my soul for playing this game for hours.

What do you guys think? Raising money so sick children can play video games or keeping my sanity?

I think you know what we think

I guess the question is how many of you would be willing to donate a few bucks to child's play to watch me go through pain and misery for your enjoyment?

Handgimp

Tell you what, to show solidarity I'll post how far I made it back when I got spite-gifted this in February.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHYwaLYaWpk

No speech, though; just the game. I think it speaks for itself.

Ryadic

CorriganX wrote: »

CorriganX wrote: »

Considering getting bad rats just so I can beat offday to the finish and mock him more.

I vote this, and you LP it as well.

SkutSkut

Over two minutes in and not playing the game, quit stalling and play the game, the faster you start the faster the first play is over and then just 3 more!

Also we can pause and read no need to read every text prompt

SmokeStacks

That review is 100% accurate.

Also, I'm not sure if it would be cheating to have the level plan on, because most of the time using the level plan exactly as they want you to doesn't actually work.

Double also, this is glorious.

cooljammer00

Oh good, there's apparently a demo for this game.

Downloading it now. I need to know.

SmokeStacks

cj00 nooooooooo

InkSplat

Oh god that was painful. I am so sorry.

joshofalltrades

Hey, I heard that there was suffering going on and I came as fast as I could

Going to say that you should be really editing this hardcore, even if all you're doing is cutting out the parts where you don't know what to do

Cries of misery as you try to figure out what to do are fine, though

emp123

I kinda like the unedited version because it kinda makes us suffer through his suffering. Its like a circle of suffering.

iolo

Oh god it's really happening...

EDIT: "Also, if you're watching right now, I hate you."

anoffday

emp123 wrote: »

I kinda like the unedited version because it kinda makes us suffer through his suffering. Its like a circle of suffering.

Yeah, I thought that was the point. Anyway, it's my first LP and I literally just learned how to record it and now you guys want me to edit it too?

joshofalltrades

Well, if us suffering is what you're going for, sally forth

BloodySloth

That this game exists and is available on steam just makes me feel so much worse for all the developers trying to make it through Greenlight.

Fanda

I thought the tutorial voice was a speech synthesizer at first.

Voice Actor: So, what sort of intonation are you looking for?

Sound Director: Avant-garde.

InkSplat

Fanda wrote: »

I thought the tutorial voice was a speech synthesizer at first.

Voice Actor: So, what sort of intonation are you looking for?

Sound Director: Avant-garde.

Wait..its a real person?

The Anonymous

anoffday wrote: »

I wish there was some good that could come from this. Like I was throwing around the idea of live streaming it one night and raising money for child's play, but I'm afraid of what the consequences might be to my soul for playing this game for hours.

What do you guys think? Raising money so sick children can play video games or keeping my sanity?

Tell Tube you've found a top-notch game for Piggy Chimp to charity-LP next.

:twisted: