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What would you tell those left behind?

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited October 2012 in Social Entropy++
So I live in a small building and apparently the tenant from one of the two apartments passed away.... about 5 days ago. :S
Two days ago I thought "Man, someone needs to take out their garbage."
Then I started thinking "What if someone died here and we just didn't know" which makes me feel a bit guilty.

The electric & gas company came here because one of my neighbors thought it was a gas leak... and there actually WAS a gas leak.
So if he hadn't passed away when he did... then everyone in my building might have.

Which made me wonder what I'd want told (or not told) to people if I passed away suddenly...
- Yes, my cheesecake is that good.
- Nobody sent me enough donger pics (in fact pretty much nobody!)
- Why did it take you fuckers 5 days to find me?!
- Please format my hard drive. Nobody wants to see other people's porn.


What would YOU want to tell people?
Joke answers are ok too, I suppose.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    It should have been you.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    wish you were here

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  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    Friends, be excellent to each other.

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Avraham wrote: »
    Friends, be excellent to each other.

    And PARTY ON DUDES.

    Don't touch my stuff, it's booby trapped.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S ME!

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    The diamonds are in my butt.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Ruckus wrote: »
    WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S ME!

    yeah, pretty sure that only works -right- after.
    And by works I mean doesn't.


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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    help yourself to the fridge

  • AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    I'm only goin over Jordan
    I'm only goin over home

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I want my body to be thrown out of a plane.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    they should have believed in the LORD jesus and then maybe they'd have been raptured with the rest of us

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    I'm the type of person who always tells people what I think of them, so I guess I'd keep that up.

    Basically, live your life for you, and not for anybody else. Smile as often as possible. Love everybody as much as you want to be loved. And you are perfect, no matter what anybody else says or thinks. You are perfect because you are you. You are perfect, and don't ever forget that.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    All of these memories will be lost, like tears in rain.

    Oh, and take care of my pokemon. I don't want Blastoise to get lonely.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    I could go for smooches right now

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I'm the type of person who always tells people what I think of them, so I guess I'd keep that up.

    Basically, live your life for you, and not for anybody else. Smile as often as possible. Love everybody as much as you want to be loved. And you are perfect, no matter what anybody else says or thinks. You are perfect because you are you. You are perfect, and don't ever forget that.

    @Sweeney Tom for nicest guy on the planet, again.

    I hope you're not secretly a serial killer.
    Or at least if you are, make sure I leave behind a sexy corpse.
    8)

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    GET DUNKED

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    dont look in the folder labelled THIS IS NOT FULL OF PORN

    build a city-destroying robot and entomb me within it

    and ps most of y'all were alright

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    The only secret I have is that I care too much.

    Guess that's not a secret anymore now though. Oops.

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Life on the outside ain't what it used to be
    the kids gone crazy and they'll stick you for a slice a cheese
    It's a drag I know, but everybody's gotta go
    Baby back where I come from, I'm goin home
    :whistle:

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    dont look in the folder labelled THIS IS NOT FULL OF PORN

    build a city-destroying robot and entomb me within it

    and ps most of y'all were alright

    man i live alone, i don't need to hide that shit.

    D:\HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PORN

    That way if anyone is over and looks... they were warned.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I'LL BE BACK

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Let a necrophiliac take a turn with my corpse
    and donate what's left to science

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Death is but a doorway, time is but a window.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Don't look in my red bag!

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Tell BugBoy to take my place.

    Nobody but you will ever know.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    No matter what, this is getting played at my funeral

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3O-PLopk5g

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    In my home there is a ziplock baggie containing a copy of my DNR order and Medical Power of Attorney. This is attached to the back of my bed. Another copy is attached to the side of my fridge. It also contains contact info for my lawyer, and a set of instructions.

    Contact my lawyer for safety deposit key and paperwork for my executor, with his contact info.
    Contact my executor
    Open safety deposit box
    Follow instructions within

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgV7hnjoyt0

    This will be my funeral song.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    also, when you open the safety deposit box, this plays

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    I hated you the most. :D

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    dont look in the folder labelled THIS IS NOT FULL OF PORN

    build a city-destroying robot and entomb me within it

    and ps most of y'all were alright

    man i live alone, i don't need to hide that shit.

    D:\HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PORN

    That way if anyone is over and looks... they were warned.
    Mine is in F:\Totally not porn. But I mean shit if I'm dead it's not like I'm gonna usin' that porn for anything, so go wild who ever is going through my junk.

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Mine is buried in the D drive and totally looks like a program file until you dig too deep and become horrified by my strange tastes.

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