So I live in a small building and apparently the tenant from one of the two apartments passed away.... about 5 days ago. :S
Two days ago I thought "Man, someone needs to take out their garbage."
Then I started thinking "What if someone died here and we just didn't know" which makes me feel a bit guilty.
The electric & gas company came here because one of my neighbors thought it was a gas leak... and there actually WAS a gas leak.
So if he hadn't passed away when he did... then everyone in my building might have.
Which made me wonder what I'd want told (or not told) to people if I passed away suddenly...
- Yes, my cheesecake is that good.
- Nobody sent me enough donger pics (in fact pretty much nobody!)
- Why did it take you fuckers 5 days to find me?!
- Please format my hard drive. Nobody wants to see other people's porn.
What would YOU want to tell people?
Joke answers are ok too, I suppose.
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And PARTY ON DUDES.
Don't touch my stuff, it's booby trapped.
yeah, pretty sure that only works -right- after.
And by works I mean doesn't.
I'm only goin over home
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Basically, live your life for you, and not for anybody else. Smile as often as possible. Love everybody as much as you want to be loved. And you are perfect, no matter what anybody else says or thinks. You are perfect because you are you. You are perfect, and don't ever forget that.
Steam
Oh, and take care of my pokemon. I don't want Blastoise to get lonely.
@Sweeney Tom for nicest guy on the planet, again.
I hope you're not secretly a serial killer.
Or at least if you are, make sure I leave behind a sexy corpse.
8)
build a city-destroying robot and entomb me within it
and ps most of y'all were alright
Guess that's not a secret anymore now though. Oops.
Steam
the kids gone crazy and they'll stick you for a slice a cheese
It's a drag I know, but everybody's gotta go
Baby back where I come from, I'm goin home
:whistle:
man i live alone, i don't need to hide that shit.
\HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PORN
That way if anyone is over and looks... they were warned.
Steam ID - VeldrinD
and donate what's left to science
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
Nobody but you will ever know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3O-PLopk5g
Steam
Contact my lawyer for safety deposit key and paperwork for my executor, with his contact info.
Contact my executor
Open safety deposit box
Follow instructions within
This will be my funeral song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg