In my home there is a ziplock baggie containing a copy of my DNR order and Medical Power of Attorney. This is attached to the back of my bed. Another copy is attached to the side of my fridge. It also contains contact info for my lawyer, and a set of instructions.
Contact my lawyer for safety deposit key and paperwork for my executor, with his contact info.
Contact my executor
Open safety deposit box
Follow instructions within
Gonna have my pacemaker hooked up to a transmitter and a speaker. The second I die Darkthrone's Fuck Off and Die is going to blast from my ass hole and mouth.
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited October 2012
If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."
Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.
If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."
Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was unsure them all along.
I hate unsure treasure
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."
Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.
If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."
Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.
But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.
But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.
Porn buddy. The person who is in charge of retrieving your porn when you die, before your family find it.
wait what's that from, Friends? Oh no, Coupling. That's right.
But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.
Porn buddy. The person who is in charge of retrieving your porn when you die, before your family find it.
wait what's that from, Friends? Oh no, Coupling. That's right.
Well...I don't actually have any porn. But it's similar.
Now I feel like I should hide a twenty in there with a note just in case it ever happens.
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STEAM!
seek
the treasure
it's been bushwacked!
Just to be sure
Is there a treasure map?????
if you die your porn buddy has to drive to your house and hide all your porn before your parents can find it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nufnp-6Algc
Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
too much like a suicide note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOYMgk2_HE
Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.
Satans..... hints.....
I hate unsure treasure
Satans..... hints.....
Relevant
Truth?
Love?
WISDOM?!
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.
FUCK ALLA Y'ALL
Porn buddy. The person who is in charge of retrieving your porn when you die, before your family find it.
wait what's that from, Friends? Oh no, Coupling. That's right.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Satans..... hints.....
Yeah I was trying to fit it to the Friends characters and then i was like "wait no that would never happen."
Well...I don't actually have any porn. But it's similar.
Now I feel like I should hide a twenty in there with a note just in case it ever happens.
"Buy yourself something nice."