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What would you tell those left behind?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I have one man I trust for the job. He knows he gets my pistol, my porn, and my music.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    give all my books to the library

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It was...the salmon mousse!

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    do not

    seek

    the treasure

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    It was...the salmon mousse!
    hey i didn't eat the mousse

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    do not

    seek

    the treasure

    it's been bushwacked!

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    If you don't give your porn away at least have the decency to be buried with your harddrive.

    Just to be sure

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    show all my weird porn at my funeral

    broken image link
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    In my home there is a ziplock baggie containing a copy of my DNR order and Medical Power of Attorney. This is attached to the back of my bed. Another copy is attached to the side of my fridge. It also contains contact info for my lawyer, and a set of instructions.

    Contact my lawyer for safety deposit key and paperwork for my executor, with his contact info.
    Contact my executor
    Open safety deposit box
    Follow instructions within

    Is there a treasure map?????

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    we should do a thing where we nominate forum porn buddies

    if you die your porn buddy has to drive to your house and hide all your porn before your parents can find it

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    All I got to say to you mugs
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nufnp-6Algc

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Gonna have my pacemaker hooked up to a transmitter and a speaker. The second I die Darkthrone's Fuck Off and Die is going to blast from my ass hole and mouth.

    Fuck off and die.
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    is someone with a pacemaker a cyborg

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    ummm I don't want to talk about this

    too much like a suicide note

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Not really sure I could put it any better than this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOYMgk2_HE

    Goatmon on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."

    Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.

    Blake T on
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."

    Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was unsure them all along.

    I hate unsure treasure

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    show all my weird porn at my funeral

    Relevant

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    open the box under my bed

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    "You were all very disappointing to me personally."

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I ATEN'T DEAD

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    bury me with my bitcoins

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Blake T wrote: »
    If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."

    Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.

    Truth?

    Love?

    WISDOM?!

    Goatmon on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Not really sure I could put it any better than this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvOYMgk2_HE
    I suppose one could do much worse then telling Patrick Stewart that you love him.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    All things considered, being alive wasn't actually worth it.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Awwww here it goes!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    If I could time it down to the second, I'd go with, "The treasure is inside....."

    Then they would see that my body has been tattooed to form an intricate map that they'll spend thousands of dollars researching and running down leads only to find that the treasure was inside them all along.

    Truth?

    Love?

    WISDOM?!
    No, I implanted gold inside them.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Though knowing me, it'd probably be, no look, it's perfectly safe, here I'll show you.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    "I was already dead when you met me."


    But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    tombstone to read

    FUCK ALLA Y'ALL

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    "I was already dead when you met me."


    But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.

    Porn buddy. The person who is in charge of retrieving your porn when you die, before your family find it.
    wait what's that from, Friends? Oh no, Coupling. That's right.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Friends wouldn't have the balls to do a story about that.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Friends wouldn't have the balls to do a story about that.

    Yeah I was trying to fit it to the Friends characters and then i was like "wait no that would never happen."

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    "Mustard gas is not a good substitute for actual mustard."

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    "I was already dead when you met me."


    But in all honesty, I have a standing order with one of my friends that there are certain contents in my room that she is to immediately destroy if I ever die. It's a mutual agreement.

    Porn buddy. The person who is in charge of retrieving your porn when you die, before your family find it.
    wait what's that from, Friends? Oh no, Coupling. That's right.

    Well...I don't actually have any porn. But it's similar.

    Now I feel like I should hide a twenty in there with a note just in case it ever happens.

    "Buy yourself something nice."

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    "Don't cry for my brown hyena."

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    "I'm right behind you."

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