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GUYS, I'M IN OREGON AND IT'S LESBIAN DAY!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    17 posts and boom

    completely unprovoked assertion of gender

    Knob on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    17 posts and boom

    completely unprovoked assertion of gender

    It's like thrusting your genitalia into the conversation when you first enter the room

    ZeroFill on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm a lady. What 's an o-ring?


    You'll find out after Prom.

    Pkmoutl on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    17 posts and boom

    completely unprovoked assertion of gender

    it's not really unprovoked, one dude on the last page called her a sir and then she asked if she came off as a sir and i said i thought her more of a lady to which she confirmed

    should i pull the schtick i do on all the other new girls y/n

    Whippy on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    hello, transexual

    Whippy on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    17 posts and boom

    completely unprovoked assertion of gender

    it's not really unprovoked, one dude on the last page called her a sir and then she asked if she came off as a sir and i said i thought her more of a lady to which she confirmed

    should i pull the schtick i do on all the other new girls y/n

    Nah

    I think you should just ask every single new person to PM you their tits.

    Make it a tradition.

    Pkmoutl on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I'm calling it

    this is me calling it

    Whippy on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    I'm a lady. What 's an o-ring?


    You'll find out after Prom.

    I didn't go to prom.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    moving on

    how's tricks, pk

    Knob on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    GUH FUH WHAT?

    Pkmoutl on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    moving on

    how's tricks, pk

    I put in my notice at work.

    Now I'm going to be a bum for a short bit

    And then

    GREATNESS.

    At doing what, I am not sure.

    I'm also thinking about taking a month off to just play every single videogame I have. If you want to join me, I'll leave the back door unlocked and you can crash in the basement on the couch.

    Pkmoutl on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    I guess get it from Shibby.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    tempting

    sorely tempting

    i need a break from life for a week or so

    Knob on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    don't run away, new girl

    stay with us

    are you easily seduceable

    and over the age of eighteen(this part actually does not matter)

    would you like to show me your breasts and or other lady parts(this part matters)

    Whippy on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    i want to try that jesus vacation

    spend a week or so dead

    Knob on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    I guess get it from Shibby.

    are you the one who sent me a pm and then i sent one back yelling at you for dating such a weird fuck

    oh my god i think you are

    Whippy on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    I guess get it from Shibby.

    You don't want to get anything from Shibby.

    You don't know where it's been in the meantime.

    Pkmoutl on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't run away, new girl

    stay with us

    are you easily seduceable

    and over the age of eighteen(this part actually does not matter)

    would you like to show me your breasts and or other lady parts(this part matters)
    Yes, what a charming welcome.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i want to try that jesus vacation

    spend a week or so dead

    i am re-reading through american gods right now

    you could spend it hanging from a tree

    Whippy on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i want to try that jesus vacation

    spend a week or so dead

    They call that a weekend in Topeka.

    Pkmoutl on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    don't run away, new girl

    stay with us

    are you easily seduceable

    and over the age of eighteen(this part actually does not matter)

    would you like to show me your breasts and or other lady parts(this part matters)
    Yes, what a charming welcome.

    that's not a no

    Whippy on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    shit i don't have a tree

    Knob on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    I guess get it from Shibby.

    are you the one who sent me a pm and then i sent one back yelling at you for dating such a weird fuck

    oh my god i think you are
    I think he did that himself.

    I didn't pm anyone, this is my account.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't run away, new girl

    stay with us

    are you easily seduceable

    and over the age of eighteen(this part actually does not matter)

    would you like to show me your breasts and or other lady parts(this part matters)
    Yes, what a charming welcome.

    that's not a no
    Actually, that's a 'okay, why not'.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    knob's life is a harrowing, suspenseful non-stop thriller that'll leave you gripping your seat

    I give it 2 hi-5's

    now you know why he needs a vacation

    ZeroFill on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    don't run away, new girl

    stay with us

    are you easily seduceable

    and over the age of eighteen(this part actually does not matter)

    would you like to show me your breasts and or other lady parts(this part matters)
    Yes, what a charming welcome.

    that's not a no
    Actually, that's a 'okay, why not'.

    shit, awesome

    pm sent

    Whippy on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Actually, the correct term would be 'sex'. Unprovoked assertion of sex. Gender isn't the properly used term for male and female.

    type 1 pompous attention starved doofus

    I guess get it from Shibby.

    are you the one who sent me a pm and then i sent one back yelling at you for dating such a weird fuck

    oh my god i think you are
    I think he did that himself.

    I didn't pm anyone, this is my account.

    it might have been an old girlfriend

    he goes through those like tissues

    Whippy on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it might have been an old girlfriend

    he goes through those like tissues
    Not really.

    There's me, and some other girl, and that's it.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think you should know, Ms. Peachtree, that we have all seen Shibby's nether parts.

    You have NO SECRETS.

    Pkmoutl on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    are you the girl who broke up with him because of his crossdressing fetish

    Whippy on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yes, I know, he told me.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No no, he hasn't worn any of my clothes. He wore his last girlfriend's skirt though.

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i want to try that jesus vacation

    spend a week or so dead

    I had one of those but it lasted for several months.
    I wish I knew what I did during that time.

    Brainleech on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No no, he hasn't worn any of my clothes. He wore his last girlfriend's skirt though.

    I'd never do that.




















    Because I don't have a girlfriend.

    And my wife wears a much smaller size than I do.

    Pkmoutl on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait so is whippy receiving a feast of the eyes right now?

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    We are having a casual discourse.

    (the discourse may or may not involve rude titties)

    Whippy on
  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    how rude are these titties whippy

    Axim on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We are having a casual discourse.

    (the discourse may or may not involve rude titties)


    The very instant that I read the words "rude titties" Rude Rude Baby by the Toasters started playing on my ipod.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Whose titties?

    DarkPeachTree on
    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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