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Presidential Election 2012: An inescapable abyss of dishonest discourse.

StericaSterica YesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited October 2012 in Social Entropy++
There is a poll. You may predict which candidate will get the biggest boost in the polls from this election. Not media victory declarations, but poll responses from 538 or whatever (UNSKEWED POLLS?).

Debate Schedule
(All debates are 9pm-10:30pm EDT)
October 16th: 2nd Presidential Debate
October 22nd: Final Presidential Debate

Notice: I got permission to do this thread. Behave yourselves or we'll lose it. This also does not mean that political threads are okay now.

Topics Probably Best Avoided
Your Not-Voting: you are not voting for Obama/Romney because they aren't True [Your Political Philosophy Here] and thus you are abstaining/voting third party to send a message. I'm not saying it's valid thing to do (or not do), but it generally causes silly fights and has a slim chances of convincing anyone.
Warble Warble Third Party: Voting for third party is a valid choice, and we don't need to get into big fights over whether or not it's throwing away one's vote. We're all impending victims of the corporate/communist machine anyhow, so who cares?
Fighting Over Politics: Getting into arguments over issues like guns, gay rights, or if Hamilton could beat up Chewbacca in a fight are generally the best way to get threads locked. This includes stupid shit like birthers.
Avoid the Echo Chamber: There will likely be one, maybe two people that are sincerely going to vote for Romney. Shit, there may be even three or four. These people are your fellow citizens, and still deserve a modicum of civility. Don't dogpile a person just because he or she is saying stuff your disagree with. If they you feel someone is being blatantly stupid to the point where they might trolling, then report their asses and move on.

Disclaimer: I am not an SE++ mod, and these are just general guidelines to help keep the thread healthy and happy. That said, I won't hesitate to toss any of you into the greedy, greedy jaws of the mods if you try to sabotage this thread with shit-headed shenanigans.

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Incumbents tend to enjoy an advantage in elections, though that applies more to congressional campaigns than the presidential ones. Particularly during rough economic times, it can be very disadvantageous to be the incumbent when your policies have either failed, been stymied by the opposition, or just haven't had time to show noticeable results yet.

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President Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama
51 Years Old

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Vice President "Onion" Joe Biden
69 Years Old

Democratic Party
Strengths: Obama had a pretty strong campaign in 2008, able to draw in a lot of young and minority votes. He is also quite famous for his ability to deliver a speech, which will help on the campaign trail. A number of other accomplishments as president such as bringing down Don't Ask; Don't Tell, the Affordable Care Act, support of gay marriage, winding down the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the death of Osama Bin Laden may earn him the votes of independents. Also, his running mate is not Paul Ryan.

Weaknesses: This is an economy election, and the economy has not improved to a point that will impress swing voters. Obama's other achievements will easily be eclipsed by this one point, and it will be difficult convincing people that his policies will work if he's given another four years. He has also left the liberal base feeling very cold at times by keeping Gitmo open, being too wishy-washy in contentious situations such as last year's debt ceiling fiasco, his use of drone strikes, and doing little to reverse the increased powers that the Bush Administration granted the office. This could easily kill the high youth vote Obama enjoyed in 2008.

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Challengers, while lacking the recognition of the president, enjoy being free from the burden of having any kind of presidential record to potential weigh them down. On the other hand, a fierce primary like the oddball GOP one of 2012 can dredge up a lot of ammunition for the opposition party.

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Massachusetts Governor Mitt "Mittens" Romney
65 Years Old

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Representative Paul "Psycho" Ryan
42 Years Old

Republican Party
Strengths: Romney's success as a businessman is seen as a plus by the general public when it comes to providing solutions to the economy. He's seen as more moderate than other members of his party, which can help woo independents. Romney also has a TON of cash being pumped into his campaign from various sources which, if it tops Obama's war chest, will allow the Romney camp better control of the narrative this election season. Paul Ryan adds charisma and hardline conservatism to the ticket. Hands-down has the best hair of either side.

Weaknesses: His base demands nothing less than ideological purity, perhaps moreso than Obama's base, and this could leave a lot of GOP voters staying home. The pick of Paul Ryan was good red meat for the base, but the McCain tried a similar strategy with Sarah Palin that led to disastrous results. His businessman veneer may not be so hot in an atmosphere that isn't too welcoming of rich corporate types, and Romney is hyper-rich to the point where he'll look cold and out-of-touch even when compared to the rest of these rich politicians.

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For those not familiar with the government of Eagle Land, the citizens were deemed "frightfully slow-witted" by the Founding Fathers and thus not allowed to directly vote for president. Instead, there's an electoral college that votes for president. Each state gets a number of electoral votes that are awarded to one candidate when he or she wins the state. The number of votes is some arbitrary number that George Washington came up with after a bar fight the total number of representatives and senators a state has. As a result, bigger states tend to be more popular (as representatives are determined by population, whereas senators are a static two per state). Technically, there is no guarantee that a member of the college has to vote in any particular way, but the party heads get to choose the voters so this is rarely a thing. I believe an elector voter abstained once as a purely symbolic gesture during the 2000 election.

So politicians want big states, but they're also realists and won't waste too many resources on "stronghold" states that historically vote for one party by a very margin. The two best-known stronghold states are California (Democrat) and Texas (Republican). As a result, the target is normally "battlefield" states that aren't polling strongly either way. So, thanks to the way things are set up, the votes in a vast majority of states don't really matter, and it boils down to a handful of states. This is, of course, the short run. States can and have gone from stronghold to battlefield and vice-versa, so you should vote anyways.

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Sterica on

Presidential Election 2012: An inescapable abyss of dishonest discourse. 101 votes

Obama
73%
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Romney
4%
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    FUCK THE POLICE

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    okay but seriously that rape list aaaaaa

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    Rape list? I've been away from the news.

    Do I even want to know?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Obama
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    Rape list? I've been away from the news.

    Do I even want to know?

    It's on the last page of the old thread.

    And no. It's just as awful as it sounds.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    That rape list was found across the street from Tal...

    I'm not saying Tal is an expert raper, it just raises some questions doesn't it?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Obama
    Barack the Islamic shock Obama still makes me laugh

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    being that I have friends that go to Miami I know this is going to be discussed on Facebook and I know there are certain people that are going to be defending it aaaaaa

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    she's going to watch the debates at a friend's house and even tho it's a three block walk we still need to have her drive

    college campuses are fucking awful

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I have a nasty reaction to anything involving sexual assault (it's personal), and it gets exponentially worse if it's something promoting it so just looking over the video thumbnail for that made me damn near punch a wall

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    thank goodness she's moving back up to michigan at the end of the year so we dont have to deal with constant rape/assault threats, petty car vandalism, noise until 4am, smashed glass and trash everywhere

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    At the rate my faith in the masculine half of humanity is going I will soon be an unironic tumblr misandrist

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."

    BECAUSE IT'S A JOKE YOU SEE, RAZ

    BITCHES JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    At the rate my faith in the masculine half of humanity is going I will soon be an unironic tumblr misandrist
    I was going to persuade you to do otherwise, but then I remembered that I am a man.

    Yeah, you might as well get started.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    that rape list is the most horrifying thing I've seen today, and I just finished the internet war thread

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    being that I have friends that go to Miami I know this is going to be discussed on Facebook and I know there are certain people that are going to be defending it aaaaaa

    The only defense I've seen of the list ammounts to "but it's a jooooooooooooooooooooke." to which I suggest they start printing out copies of the anarchist's cookbook and post them around town...

    see how funny the NSA finds that shit.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    That was half joking
    I'm scared about the other half

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    -Tal wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."

    BECAUSE IT'S A JOKE YOU SEE, RAZ

    BITCHES JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
    Was it printed as a joke? Because that seems like a pretty straight-forward list in how to get away with a heinous crime. Even rape jokes have some...joke aspect to them. Do they just find the act of rape hilarious (don't answer that)?

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I just saw the title "how to get away with rape" and was thoroughly disgusted

    and then I actually read a couple of them and bluurrrrghgh

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Obama
    i'm trying to read this list

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Obama
    holy fuck some of these are awful

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."

    BECAUSE IT'S A JOKE YOU SEE, RAZ

    BITCHES JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
    Was it printed as a joke? Because that seems like a pretty straight-forward list in how to get away with a heinous crime. Even rape jokes have some...joke aspect to them. Do they just find the act of rape hilarious (don't answer that)?

    The answer to all of these questions is yes

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    thank goodness she's moving back up to michigan at the end of the year so we dont have to deal with constant rape/assault threats, petty car vandalism, noise until 4am, smashed glass and trash everywhere

    What is it like living in a Grandmaster Flash song?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Obama
    Is youtube gonna broadcast this?

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    That's in the category of "jokes that aren't fucking funny"

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Obama
    fingers crossed

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    they should have the debate in a church
    it would be a mass debate

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Obama
    never mind found the stream

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Obama
    Oh, and I don't know if this has been posted yet, but Ann Coulter continues to be just the classiest person

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Argh
    Ann Coulter you are not helping my mental state

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."

    BECAUSE IT'S A JOKE YOU SEE, RAZ

    BITCHES JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
    Was it printed as a joke? Because that seems like a pretty straight-forward list in how to get away with a heinous crime. Even rape jokes have some...joke aspect to them. Do they just find the act of rape hilarious (don't answer that)?

    perhaps you remember that Daniel Tosh hullabaloo where the joke was literally just "wouldn't it be hilarious if five guys gang raped her right now"

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    I remind myself fairly often that a hundred years ago people just got away with rape. "My daughter got raped walking home from school," says the farmer. "Maybe you should have kept her at home," says the Sheriff.

    And yeah its really disheartening to see these things get brought up, and you could say "fuck all this rape talk, humanity is bullshit!" you need to remember that back in the day it wouldn't get talked about. I believe it is indicative of societal change, and I grade it as a net positive.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Oh, and I don't know if this has been posted yet, but Ann Coulter continues to be just the classiest person

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8WQM-KVFwE

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    CNN.com is streaming the debate, if you wanna watch it.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Oh my god Ann Coulter just makes me want to die every time she opens her hideous maw

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    -Tal wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    What strikes me is how blatant it is. People who make lists like that tend to use euphemisms instead of overtly saying "Yeah, rape."
    BECAUSE IT'S A JOKE YOU SEE, RAZ

    BITCHES JUST CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
    Was it printed as a joke? Because that seems like a pretty straight-forward list in how to get away with a heinous crime. Even rape jokes have some...joke aspect to them. Do they just find the act of rape hilarious (don't answer that)?
    perhaps you remember that Daniel Tosh hullabaloo where the joke was literally just "wouldn't it be hilarious if five guys gang raped her right now"
    You are really making a bad case for me to continue living on this planet.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    No Strong Poll Change
    Will a WOMAN MODERATOR offend Romney's delicate Mormon sensibilities? Tune in and find out!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I hope Ann Coulter goes away

    I'm speechless

    What a despicable human being

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    No Strong Poll Change
    Is Obama's picture supposed to look like a Thin Man or have I been playing too much of the XCOM

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