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Presidential Election 2012: The displeasing noise of discussion.

StericaSterica YesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited October 2012 in Social Entropy++
538 is basically the place for watching the polls.

Campaign Schedule
November 6th: ELECTION DAY

Notice: I got permission to do this thread. Behave yourselves or we'll lose it. This also does not mean that political threads are okay now.

Topics Probably Best Avoided
Your Not-Voting: you are not voting for Obama/Romney because they aren't True [Your Political Philosophy Here] and thus you are abstaining/voting third party to send a message. I'm not saying it's valid thing to do (or not do), but it generally causes silly fights and has a slim chances of convincing anyone.
Warble Warble Third Party: Voting for third party is a valid choice, and we don't need to get into big fights over whether or not it's throwing away one's vote. We're all impending victims of the corporate/communist machine anyhow, so who cares?
Fighting Over Politics: Getting into arguments over issues like guns, gay rights, or if Hamilton could beat up Chewbacca in a fight are generally the best way to get threads locked. This includes stupid shit like birthers.
Avoid the Echo Chamber: There will likely be one, maybe two people that are sincerely going to vote for Romney. Shit, there may be even three or four. These people are your fellow citizens, and still deserve a modicum of civility. Don't dogpile a person just because he or she is saying stuff your disagree with. If they you feel someone is being blatantly stupid to the point where they might trolling, then report their asses and move on.

Disclaimer: I am not an SE++ mod, and these are just general guidelines to help keep the thread healthy and happy. That said, I won't hesitate to toss any of you into the greedy, greedy jaws of the mods if you try to sabotage this thread with shit-headed shenanigans.

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Incumbents tend to enjoy an advantage in elections, though that applies more to congressional campaigns than the presidential ones. Particularly during rough economic times, it can be very disadvantageous to be the incumbent when your policies have either failed, been stymied by the opposition, or just haven't had time to show noticeable results yet.

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President Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama
51 Years Old

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Vice President "Onion" Joe Biden
69 Years Old

Democratic Party
Strengths: Obama had a pretty strong campaign in 2008, able to draw in a lot of young and minority votes. He is also quite famous for his ability to deliver a speech, which will help on the campaign trail. A number of other accomplishments as president such as bringing down Don't Ask; Don't Tell, the Affordable Care Act, support of gay marriage, winding down the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the death of Osama Bin Laden may earn him the votes of independents. Also, his running mate is not Paul Ryan.

Weaknesses: This is an economy election, and the economy has not improved to a point that will impress swing voters. Obama's other achievements will easily be eclipsed by this one point, and it will be difficult convincing people that his policies will work if he's given another four years. He has also left the liberal base feeling very cold at times by keeping Gitmo open, being too wishy-washy in contentious situations such as last year's debt ceiling fiasco, his use of drone strikes, and doing little to reverse the increased powers that the Bush Administration granted the office. Also, the youth vote might not be as high as Obama enjoyed in 2008.

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Challengers, while lacking the recognition of the president, enjoy being free from the burden of having any kind of presidential record to potential weigh them down. On the other hand, a fierce primary like the oddball GOP one of 2012 can dredge up a lot of ammunition for the opposition party.

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Massachusetts Governor Mitt "Mittens" Romney
65 Years Old

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Representative Paul "Psycho" Ryan
42 Years Old

Republican Party
Strengths: Romney's success as a businessman is seen as a plus by the general public when it comes to providing solutions to the economy. He's seen as more moderate than other members of his party, which can help woo independents. Romney also has a TON of cash being pumped into his campaign from various sources which, if it tops Obama's war chest, will allow the Romney camp better control of the narrative this election season. Paul Ryan adds charisma and hardline conservatism to the ticket. Hands-down has the best hair of either side.

Weaknesses: His base demands nothing less than ideological purity, much moreso than Obama's base, and this could leave a lot of GOP voters staying home. The pick of Paul Ryan was good red meat for the base, but the McCain tried a similar strategy with Sarah Palin that led to disastrous results. His businessman veneer may not be so hot in an atmosphere that isn't too welcoming of rich corporate types, and Romney is hyper-rich to the point where he'll look cold and out-of-touch even when compared to the rest of these rich politicians.

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For those not familiar with the government of Eagle Land, the citizens were deemed "frightfully slow-witted" by the Founding Fathers and thus not allowed to directly vote for president. Instead, there's an electoral college that votes for president. Each state gets a number of electoral votes that are awarded to one candidate when he or she wins the state. The number of votes is some arbitrary number that George Washington came up with after a bar fight the total number of representatives and senators a state has. As a result, bigger states tend to be more popular (as representatives are determined by population, whereas senators are a static two per state). Technically, there is no guarantee that a member of the college has to vote in any particular way, but the party heads get to choose the voters so this is rarely a thing. I believe an elector voter abstained once as a purely symbolic gesture during the 2000 election.

So politicians want big states, but they're also realists and won't waste too many resources on "stronghold" states that historically vote for one party by a very margin. The two best-known stronghold states are California (Democrat) and Texas (Republican). As a result, the target is normally "battlefield" states that aren't polling strongly either way. So, thanks to the way things are set up, the votes in a vast majority of states don't really matter, and it boils down to a handful of states. This is, of course, the short run. States can and have gone from stronghold to battlefield and vice-versa, so you should vote anyways.

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Sterica on

Presidential Election 2012: The displeasing noise of discussion. 92 votes

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Posts

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    FUCK THE POLICE

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    this poll is dumb kill all ERROR ERROR

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Poor Candidate Performance
    jj would be proud to see that op

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Poor Candidate Performance
    wait i meant to say he'd falsely equivocate about boring canadian issues

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    Kanye 2012

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    Fandyien wrote: »
    jj would be proud to see that op
    He actually helped me find a good Biden cartoon.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Gaffe or Quote
    Romney calls Obama 'boy', and then shit gets all street up ins.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    This is what I was hinting at.
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    I miss JJ's
    DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT

    Heh heh

    Ha ha ha

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    don't trust moderators or farmers

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'm betting on 41-year-old lil' romney losing his temper and leaping from the crowd to take a swing at obama this time

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    kill all men

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Poor Candidate Performance
    In a desperate ploy for ratings and attention for Linda's Senate campaign Vince McMahon will send CM Punk to interrupt the debate with a live microphone.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    this poll is dumb kill all ERROR ERROR
    I'm running out of stupid shit for people to predict.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Poor Candidate Performance
    Hunter wrote: »
    Romney calls Obama 'boy', and then shit gets all street up ins.

    dummycrat flash mobs

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I'm betting on 41-year-old lil' romney losing his temper and leaping from the crowd to take a swing at obama this time

    we can only hope

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    a vote for literally anyone is a vote against humanity overthrow the system replace it with a hobbit based economy all praise to the based god

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Bad Moderator
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    this poll is dumb kill all ERROR ERROR
    I'm running out of stupid shit for people to predict.

    To be honest, this is the most fun prediction yet.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    Vote for voting

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Poor Candidate Performance
    which candidate will address how my cat steals my chair all the damn time

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  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    Kanye 2012

    no one man should have all that power.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Bad Moderator
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    Fandyien wrote: »
    which candidate will address how my cat steals my chair all the damn time

    Your butt is too warm

    cool it down in a bucket of ice before you sit down.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I don't like these poll options. Where is the Obama/Biden button?

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
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    I miss FreakAngels so much.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Bad Moderator
    Weaver wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
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    I miss FreakAngels so much.
    i should have realized that ellis was literally spider jerusalem

  • Twenty SidedTwenty Sided Registered User regular
    Bad Moderator
    THANK YOU. THAT WOMAN STOPPED HER BRAYING.

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    new thread smell

    oh politics thread

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    which candidate will address how my cat steals my chair all the damn time

    Your cat is exercising their rights to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    cat booties uguuuu

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Interrupting the Moderator
    You fuckers finally figured out that I only do the "Fuck the police" post to bait agrees.

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    Gaffe or Quote
    this time

    It's personal

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    Fandyien wrote: »
    which candidate will address how my cat steals my chair all the damn time

    Your cat is exercising their rights to pull themselves up by their puss-in-bootstraps.

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    i hope the debate goes exactly as kerry predicts.
    “He takes a trip overseas and he trips all over himself from country to country,” Kerry scoffed. “So tonight’s the night of reckoning,” he added. “You can’t just come in here tonight and be a different Mitt Romney. You can’t Etch-a-Sketch your way through foreign policy. You have to have some consistency and precision and it doesn’t hurt to have a little bit of experience, instead of none.”

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Bad Moderator
    i predict

    a riot

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    CURSE YOU FLOOSEVELT

    CURSE YOOOOUUU

    Gatsby on
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    Fandyien wrote: »
    which candidate will address how my cat steals my chair all the damn time

    Your cat is exercising their rights to pull themselves up by their puss-in-bootstraps.

    god damn I want to watch some shrek now

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Biased Moderator
    when does the debate start

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    when does the debate start

    in about 20 minutes

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    mitt romney's bad foreign tour won't matter in this because that's way old and he's probably gonna hammer him on libya and anyways who cares if we offend or annoy foreigners america needs to lead from the front by blowing shit up yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Interrupting the Moderator
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3EzNGBFKPc

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