Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

Raijin Quickfoot

Indie Winter's sig always makes me jump slightly.

DaMoonRulz

I bought a new monitor because I thought my old one was attracting flies. Thanks alot, Indie !

Ten

I have a package waiting for me downstairs - is it from my Satan? Stay tuned as I go down in 20 minutes to get it.

Ten

Gifts ahoy! Thanks so much Indie Winter, I've been looking forward to reading the new Ultimate Spider-man books, and I can't wait to dig into the Avatar special features

Barcardi

muahhahahahhaha
oh what fun

devious little plannings

Satan's Lil Helper

Ladies and Gentlemen: My most misunderstood Master has been enjoying this thread so much that it saddens him when it slows down. As such, he's sent Indie a new puzzle to share with you in the hopes that the bumps from solving said puzzle would keep his, and all of your, spirits raised.

Aneurhythmia

Satan's Lil Helper wrote: »

Ladies and Gentlemen: My most misunderstood Master has been enjoying this thread so much that it saddens him when it slows down. As such, he's sent Indie a new puzzle to share with you in the hopes that the bumps from solving said puzzle would keep his, and all of your, spirits raised.

It's a sailboat.

Satan's Lil Helper

FOILED AGAAAAAAIN!

Sara Lynn

I hope that my Daddy Warbucks Satan didn't buy me a PS3, because I bought one for myself.

The chances of my Satan actually ordering one for me is like 2% but I thought it would be polite to inform them that something on my wishlist has been removed due to ownership.

On the plus side, now I'm gonna add a bunch of PS3 games to my wishlist, if they haven't shopped for me yet.

Sheri

Zonugal wrote: »

That is Awesome.

Bucketman wrote: »

Things like that afgan are why the awesome button was invented

DirtyDirtyVagrant wrote: »

I'm going to be so goddamn pumped if Sheri turns out to be my Satan.

Thanks you guys! If someone could invent enough hours in the day to let me, I'd make something for everyone on this forum!

facetious wrote: »

Things like @Bucketman's post are why the agree button was invented.

Also "Crochet It Ain't So" is an absolutely incredible name for a blog.

Haha thanks, I'm rather proud of it

Lost Salient

Sheri I feel like I don't often make a point of saying it because I'm a butt but you've got talent out your wazoo and should maybe see a doctor for it. Life-threatening amounts of talent out the wazoo.

Moriveth

Oh god Sheri the talent is leaking everywhere

Some of it got on my daughter and she won't stop painting landscapes

Tallahasseeriel

I need a transfusion of talent.

Won't you please donate some talent?

Sheri

Lost Salient wrote: »

Sheri I feel like I don't often make a point of saying it because I'm a butt but you've got talent out your wazoo and should maybe see a doctor for it. Life-threatening amounts of talent out the wazoo.

Hey you

Quit tellin' everyone 'bout my talent

(thank yoooou)

Moriveth

I added a Vita to my wishlist.

Do I actually expect to get one? Helllll no I don't.

Nogs

unfortunately not doing this because of moving and everything, but i love looking at peoples' wishlists.

DirtyDirtyVagrant

Your amazon wishlist has a toilet plunger on it.

Nogs

yes


yes it does.

Nogs

'Heavy-Duty All-Angle Super-Power Plunger' in fact.

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Sara Lynn wrote: »

I hope that my Daddy Warbucks Satan didn't buy me a PS3, because I bought one for myself.

The chances of my Satan actually ordering one for me is like 2% but I thought it would be polite to inform them that something on my wishlist has been removed due to ownership.

On the plus side, now I'm gonna add a bunch of PS3 games to my wishlist, if they haven't shopped for me yet.

Same here although I only bought it tonight, I did take it off a week or so ago so I think I'm in the clear.
And honestly, I don't think I'll manage to get Daddy Warbucks two years in a row. (Thanks again, Napthali!)
I'll be happy with anything, of course.

Naphtali

oh gosh

Donovan Puppyfucker

Nogs wrote: »

'Heavy-Duty All-Angle Super-Power Plunger' in fact.

Dude you ought to get more fibre in your diet...

Sassori

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I hope that my Daddy Warbucks Satan didn't buy me a PS3, because I bought one for myself.

The chances of my Satan actually ordering one for me is like 2% but I thought it would be polite to inform them that something on my wishlist has been removed due to ownership.

On the plus side, now I'm gonna add a bunch of PS3 games to my wishlist, if they haven't shopped for me yet.

I actually just bought a PS3 as well!

Indie Winter

oh you complete and utter fuckers

Indie Winter

Satan's Lil Helper wrote:

You've had the help of your Forum Friends, and so another game begins. You'll receive a message from my Horsemen Four, each one a clue to your latest score. You may want to use your number pad; the number row would be very bad. If you end up stuck: take a breath, close your eyes. It'll take more than one sense to find out your prize. I know rhyming riddles are rather cliche, but sometimes thing feel right, what else can I say?

Barcardi wrote:

Couldn’t have acted from Vienna or Paris: 178 78521 178 7 48 7581 75 178 7 1785

facetious wrote:

Brother lives in Gramercy. 854 48 781 587 7 7214 48 841

Tox wrote:

a Lion in name. 478 48 7412 57 745 712 7851 758 5741 75 785 157 7415 157 7581 57

facetious

:twisted:

facetious

And just for the record we don't know what any of this means either. We just got told to PM you.

Indie Winter

so can you help me with it? Because I woke up not five minutes ago and I look at all these numbers and all I can think is "I am so fucked"

facetious

I don't see why not, although I didn't think to actually ask for certain.

Although I'm kinda baffled too.

Indie Winter

also, @Satan's Lil Helper said "my Horsemen Four", but I've only received 3 PMs with riddles...

Rainfall

Man Indie your Satan is a twisted genius.

Barcardi

hmmmm this is fun, puzzling this one out on my own or w buddies first

Brolo

oh I was supposed to pm you as well oops

uh I have it here:

I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE

I don't know maybe it's in code?

Indie Winter

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rankenphile wrote:

A MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR HAS REQUESTED I SHOULD PASS YOU THIS CIPHER

1875: 1258 7 18 75 78 452 745 478 547
4852: 8251 7 75 57 78 587 452 84 7854 87 84 48

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Indie Winter

I am never going to solve this, am I

this riddle will be the end of me

facetious

Hahaha okay that part I hadn't seen. me, Tox, and Barcardi were PMed together.

Yeah this one I'm kinda lost on.

Nogs

i love this shit

Indie Winter

Blake T

Indie Winter wrote: »

also, @Satan's Lil Helper said "my Horsemen Four", but I've only received 3 PMs with riddles...

Next up he's going to stick three pigs in your house, numbered 1, 3 & 4

Barcardi

Well, Fecetious and I certainly dug ourselves in an immediate hole of insanity figuring it out. But we certainly seem to be going in a direction.