Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

Straightzi

666 could be 18.

A bodily measure is a foot, which is 12 inches.

Indie Winter

fuck fuck FUCK I am in class can't compile these clues now

Tox

Hmm, translating the numbers back to letters just yields gibberish, and english letters only go to 26 characters.

facetious

I wonder if there's supposed to be continuity from the previous riddle regarding the second part? As in, the letters from before are the same?

Tox

Indie Winter wrote: »

(i) 1 (deadly sins) 7 (one before a fortnight) 13
(it made him full) 8 (juuyon) 14 (Jordan) 23 (Kiefer’s Comeback) 24
(The Loneliest number) 1 (needed to tango) 2 (a stone plus three) 17 (your address and five) 26
(A birthday so sweet) 16 (No longer a teen) 20
(almost two yards, but one increment short) 5
(The Musketeers) 3 (a day past a week) 8? (a bodily measure) 12 (unlucky number) 13 (nijuu) 20 (hours per day) 24
(a golfer’s shout) 4 (a way to say no) 9 ( dieciséis) 16
(days in a week) 7 (baker’s dozen) 13 (xx two eyes) 22 (February ¾ of the time) 28
(A New Hope) 4 (Commandments) 10 (v and v and v) 15 (666) 18 ( fiche dó) 22 ( 스물일곱) 27

Rankenphile

Juu yon is kanji for 14

Kiefer's comeback was 24

One stone is 14 pounds. 14+3=17

Ni juu is kanji for 20

Dieciséis is Spanish for 16

Xx two eyes is Roman numeral XXII - 22

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Straightzi wrote: »

666 could be 18.

A bodily measure is a foot, which is 12 inches.

666 being 18 helps a lot

because it means that each line goes from low to high

Straightzi

Uh, guys

Indie Winter wrote: »

Your Map:

jdasdaoqwqwebqwebjioy
nsowilewsdfbnebhttsdfsll
doqwevcvghjmkyuknksdfknmsexsjmlpdutnb
mcnsjfugplmengupsaamdqqwfrdfbxc
mbjfmnudhvyvossnv
ashqwdqeddvlpwpwkwnednvrvkwitbm,xl
oowfsdfsodsdfsdrpl,b.gm
mnbmv,ypoffnofgnp;g.ufb,.bnrvbnl;dbm
cvbrbnk,fefgnlwndadgnrdgndddndm.m/’b

That's where the numbers go

The riddles were our compass, giving us coordinates

For a map

This is the map

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assuming we understand all the clues!??

jdasdaoqwqwebqwebjioy                   1 7 13 
nsowilewsdfbnebhttsdfsll                8 14 23 24 
doqwevcvghjmkyuknksdfknmsexsjmlpdutnb   1 2 17 26 
mcnsjfugplmengupsaamdqqwfrdfbxc         16 20 
mbjfmnudhvyvossnv                       5                       <-- or 71?
ashqwdqeddvlpwpwkwnednvrvkwitbm,xl      3 8 12 13 20 24 
oowfsdfsodsdfsdrpl,b.gm                 4 9 16
mnbmv,ypoffnofgnp;g.ufb,.bnrvbnl;dbm    7 13 22 28 
cvbrbnk,fefgnlwndadgnrdgndddndm.m/’b    4 10 15 18 22 27

facetious

Oh yeah that's a good point.

Indie Winter

keep going guys this is awesome

facetious

1 7 13
8 14 23 24
1 2 17 26
16 20
3 8 12 13 20 24
4 9 16
4 10 15 18 22 27

Edit: oops, I'm slow.

Tox

Indie Winter wrote: »

more devilish riddles from my satan:

Your Compass:

(i) 1 (deadly sins) 7 (one before a fortnight) 13
(it made him full) 8 (juuyon) 14 (Jordan) 23 (Kiefer’s Comeback) 24
(The Loneliest number) 1 (needed to tango) 2 (a stone plus three) 17 (your address and five) 26
(A birthday so sweet) 16 (No longer a teen) 20
(almost two yards, but one increment short) 5
(The Musketeers) 3 (a day past a week) 8? (a bodily measure) 12 (unlucky number) 13 (nijuu) 20 (hours per day) 24
(a golfer’s shout) 4 (a way to say no) 9 ( dieciséis) 16
(days in a week) 7 (baker’s dozen) 13 (xx two eyes) 22 (February ¾ of the time) 28
(A New Hope) 4 (Commandments) 10 (v and v and v) 15 (666) 18 ( fiche dó) 22 ( 스물일곱) 27

Your Map:

jdasdaoqwqwebqwebjioy
nsowilewsdfbnebhttsdfsll
doqwevcvghjmkyuknksdfknmsexsjmlpdutnb
mcnsjfugplmengupsaamdqqwfrdfbxc
mbjfmnudhvyvossnv
ashqwdqeddvlpwpwkwnednvrvkwitbm,xl
oowfsdfsodsdfsdrpl,b.gm
mnbmv,ypoffnofgnp;g.ufb,.bnrvbnl;dbm
cvbrbnk,fefgnlwndadgnrdgndddndm.m/’b

Yeah, so...good luck with that.

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oh yeah each line has that many characters I think?

facetious

Oh!

That means the numbers probably relate to the letters in each word in a phrase then?

Edit: no that doesn't seem to work.

Rankenphile

1 7 13
8 14 23 24
1 2 17 ?
16 20
5
3 8 ? 13 20 24
4 9 16
7 13 22 28
4 10 15 ? ? 27

Indie Winter

I think the first three lines are "job well done"?

facetious

Oh I get it I think.

So you put spaces at that number of letters in each sequence of letters.

Barcardi

End wrote: »

assuming we understand all the clues!??

jdasdaoqwqwebqwebjioy                   1 7 13 -job
nsowilewsdfbnebhttsdfsll                8 14 23 24 - well
doqwevcvghjmkyuknksdfknmsexsjmlpdutnb   1 2 17 26 -done
mcnsjfugplmengupsaamdqqwfrdfbxc         16 20 
mbjfmnudhvyvossnv                       5                       <-- or 71?
ashqwdqeddvlpwpwkwnednvrvkwitbm,xl      3 8 12 13 20 24 
oowfsdfsodsdfsdrpl,b.gm                 4 9 16
mnbmv,ypoffnofgnp;g.ufb,.bnrvbnl;dbm    7 13 22 28 
cvbrbnk,fefgnlwndadgnrdgndddndm.m/’b    4 10 15 18 22 27

... etc etc can see where this is going

Tox

job
well
done
pm
m
helper
for
your
reward

Straightzi

End wrote: »

assuming we understand all the clues!??

job                   1 7 13 
well                8 14 23 24 
done   1 2 17 26 
pm         16 20 
m                       5                       <-- or 71?
helper      3 8 12 13 20 24 
for                 4 9 16
your   7 13 22 28 
reward    4 10 15 18 22 27

?

facetious

Oh fuck I was overthinking it hahahaha.

Barcardi

shit i keep miscounting

Straightzi

Yeah I kind of figured a half dozen other people would post that exact same thing while I edited it.

Metalbourne

I don't even know what happened here.

Now I'm afraid my satan made me a puzzle and I'm too dense to even notice it.

Hold on guys I need to look around my house for puzzles.

Tox

Apropos nothing, anybody remember who had @Smart Hero last year?

End

I got

job
well
done
pm
m
helper
for
yofr
reward

I spent most of the time translating that trying to find a syntax error in my python script which made me too slow, as usual

apparently one of the numbers I put was wrong too

Indie Winter

I think my satan might be a Bond villain

or the Riddler

surely someone sinister and far cleverer than I

facetious

Who is

@m helper

Reveal yourself, sir and/or madam!

Metalbourne

Indie Winter wrote: »

I think my satan might be a Bond villain

or the Riddler

surely someone sinister and far cleverer than I

It's going to be july before I even find a paper with numbers on it.

Antimatter

Indie Winter wrote: »

I think my satan might be a Bond villain

or the Riddler

surely someone sinister and far cleverer than I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

i wish

Indie Winter

the account that keeps sending me these things is @Satan's Lil Helper

just PM'd him the solution, awaiting results

Rankenphile

That's it!

Anaconda malt liquor gives you a small dick!

facetious

That's an awesome account, haha.

I'm assuming that was supposed to say "pm MY helper", eh?

End

that was fun!

Bucketman

Dear Satan,

I don't know if you've already bought a gift, and if so thats fine, but if not I have some ideas.
I've been doing a lot more roleplaying stuff lately, theres some cool dice, and folders and customizable DM screens and stuff out there that I have been eyeing.
Just an idea

Moriveth

Tox wrote: »

Apropos nothing, anybody remember who had @Smart Hero last year?

It was REDACTED wasn't it?

That was pretty good.

Barcardi

I have a theory on who this is... i think. Could easily be wrong wrong wrong though.

Indie Winter

Barcardi wrote: »

I have a theory on who this is... i think. Could easily be wrong wrong wrong though.

I think it might be Satan. not, like, a secret satan. Literally Satan.

Moriveth

Edited my post because I don't want to spoil the fun if it is who I think it is.