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Halo 4: Blow the Horn of Urgency and Let Bumble the Pups of War

The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository BawstanNew EnglandRegistered User regular
edited December 2012 in Social Entropy++
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This dropped today. After 5 years, the saga of Master Chief continues. At the end of Halo 3, Sierra 117 and Cortana found themselves floating in the space in the wreckage of UNSC ship Forward Unto Dawn. Millions of miles from galactic center, it would take several years for a distress beacon to be heard. Thus Master Chief entered hypersleep with instructions to Cortana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Wk-ETluXI

Time to wake the fuck up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deGwykkr2z8

Old baddies:
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New baddies:
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Also introducing Spartan Ops
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with promised WEEKLY episodic content!

New Multiplayer features like editing your load-out before the game starts! Different classes! New weapons. AND INTRODUCING....

TEABAGGING HOLOGRAMS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM82Lv0FU50

The finest looking Halo to date.

Gamertags go here:

Xbox 360:
TOS - Chairman Miaow
Bogey - Bogestrom
Melding - Melding
CrackedLens - ZombieKyle
Balefuego - CrackingTrain8
Balefuego
Theodore Roosevelt - Mitchapaloozaa
Huntera - Ban Huntera
PiptheButt- PiptheFair
Artreus - Atlanticus
Fugitive - GuyFugly
-Tal - Tal the Noob
Veretas - Utterly Jewish
Yukira - ModelZ
ultimakay - ultimak
Arete - NinjaFrizz
Romanian My Eschutcheon Doxy - That Jerk RMED
Nikolai - Phoberomy
ValveJunkie - ChucklingSpark2 or ValveJunky or some whatever
DiamondGFX - DiamondGFX
BaroqueandRoll - BaroqueSampson

PS3:
Oh I'm sorry, you backed the wrong horse. Have fun playing PS3 Super Smash Brothers All-Stars!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    bogey is a butt who never tells me nothin

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    oh good, i don't have to find a better picture of the predator.

  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    WHOOOO! Thanks, Matt and Melding! (And sorry, Rank!)

    I get home in about an hour then I'm going to hopefully start on Halo 4, Gamertag: Bogestrom .

    Also, I've read Greg Bear's first 2 books in The Forerunner Saga and I recommend them for lots of insight into the mythos.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also how we handling gametag stuff, cause Mine is Melding.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Mod fight!

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure I've got this preordered at best buy

    Put me on the gamer tag list. I'll be down for this when I'm not stabbing dudes in the revolutionary war

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Matt I am CRUSHED that you did not put my gamertag without me having to ask you

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Matt I am CRUSHED that you did not put my gamertag without me having to ask you

    Prepare yourself for more disappointment.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I have a gamertag as well, it is Mitchapaloozaa

    add me if you wanna go fast

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Matt I am CRUSHED that you did not put my gamertag without me having to ask you

    Prepare yourself for more disappointment.

    you son of a bitch

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Might I ask what's up with the "hope you read the books" bit?

  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Trying not to spoil anything here, but the plot 343 has created draws upon and involves a lot the greater back-story of the Halo Universe that is not explained in the games prior. Thus names and characters and plot points will have more resonance with those who have read the books than those who haven't. Not to say it will be incomprehensible or exclusionary, it isn't, in fact it's mostly clear. It will just be less cryptic and make a little more sense to those familiar with the Halo mythos.

    It's kinda like the Terminals in Halo 3. The added background information and fleshed out the story, but weren't totally necessary to understand the overall plot.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Trying not to spoil anything here, but the plot 343 has created draws upon and involves a lot the greater back-story of the Halo Universe that is not explained in the games prior. Thus names and characters and plot points will have more resonance with those who have read the books than those who haven't. Not to say it will be incomprehensible or exclusionary, it isn't, in fact it's mostly clear. It will just be less cryptic and make a little more sense to those familiar with the Halo mythos.

    It's kinda like the Terminals in Halo 3. The added background information and fleshed out the story, but weren't totally necessary to understand the overall plot.

    Ah, I see.

    From my understanding, Halo: Reach was the same way and I enjoyed that just fine regardless.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Alright I broke, this game'll be here on Thursday.

    Gamertag is Ban Huntera because I finally got around to changing it just now.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Who the fuck is this CrackingTrain8 asshole?

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Balefuego was being sassy.

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    i haven't used my xbox in a while

    it is taking forevvvver to download updates right now

    hurry the fuck up xbox i have halos to play

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    I have this gaben

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    i haven't used my xbox in a while

    it is taking forevvvver to download updates right now

    hurry the fuck up xbox i have halos to play

    strict no datars policy still in effect

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    CHAIRMAN YOU silly goose WE ARE CO-OPING THIS BITCH UP

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    i haven't used my xbox in a while

    it is taking forevvvver to download updates right now

    hurry the fuck up xbox i have halos to play

    strict no datars policy still in effect


    goddammit

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    i haven't used my xbox in a while

    it is taking forevvvver to download updates right now

    hurry the fuck up xbox i have halos to play
    Heh, I hadn't used my 360 in like 6 months, so I did my prep by updating on Sat.! :P

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    XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
    PSN: Bogestrom
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    My gamer tag is Atlanticus

    I would love to coop with a bro but I got impatient and am halfway through the first mission

    This game is real perty

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    Gamertag me please

    GuyFugly

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    hello my gamertag is Tal the Noob and I would like to play some Halo 4

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    biggest complaint about the game

    it is still not possible to have four or five guys hang off the back of the mongoose in a human pyramid

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Hey guys, I need some gamertag change suggestions.

    Been meaning to come up with something involving Dys, but haven't thought of anything good.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    are the servers being less buttish

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    my gamertag is valvejunky I will be playing later tonight.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Dys wrote: »
    Hey guys, I need some gamertag change suggestions.

    Been meaning to come up with something involving Dys, but haven't thought of anything good.

    dysentery?

  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Dys wrote: »
    Hey guys, I need some gamertag change suggestions.

    Been meaning to come up with something involving Dys, but haven't thought of anything good.

    dysentery?

    Not bad, but pretty much every word with the prefix is taken.

    Thanks, though.

  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    ...actually I just got a suggestion for one that I like from a friend of mine. Nevermind!

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Leviathan of Dys

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    Dys Nutz

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Dys Is My House

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I think I am going to pick this up on Friday.

    I didn't play Halo 3, I should be okay right?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    yeah, just know he finished the fight.

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think I am going to pick this up on Friday.

    I didn't play Halo 3, I should be okay right?

    Quick recap

    Chief killed Truth.

    Chief killed the Flood.

    Got left behind on half a ship with Cortana.

    Also Johnson died, Keys died and Chief and Arbiter are bro now.

    Oh and they glasses half of Africa.

    Help me raise a little cash for my transition costs
    https://gofund.me/fa5990a5
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    All I need to know is who do I point my guns at!

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