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YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
so airports, you guys!

I'm travelling all around the US over the next couple weeks and I'm currently waiting for a flight to New Orleans from San Francisco

the guy in front of me in the security line said to me 'this used to be fun' while carrying a small white dog that then went back into his carry case

but I think it still can be!

So what do you guys do in airports? have any good stories? where should I get some breakfast?

alternatively, Airplane! quote thread

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    I think the last time I flew was back in '06. It wasn't bad, and I was able to get upgraded a couple of times to earlier flights by flying standby. Even got a nice, roomy bulkhead seat!

    ...I don't think it really works that way any more.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    In China they had little buttons with smiley faces on them with which you could rate the person who controlled your visa.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I've never been in an airport but I used to live pretty close to one

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    In China they had little buttons with smiley faces on them with which you could rate the person who controlled your visa.

    wait so would it be the more smileys the better you liked them or did they actually have a smiley face, frowney face etc

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Airports are for drinking

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    When we went to PAX 06

    Our plane out of cincinatti was delayed 6 hours

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    In China they had little buttons with smiley faces on them with which you could rate the person who controlled your visa.

    wait so would it be the more smileys the better you liked them or did they actually have a smiley face, frowney face etc

    The options were :):|:(

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    You also have to look into a box which takes your picture.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    In China they had little buttons with smiley faces on them with which you could rate the person who controlled your visa.

    wait so would it be the more smileys the better you liked them or did they actually have a smiley face, frowney face etc

    The options were :):|:(

    fantastic

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    The last time I've flown was probably the late '90s

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    While in Frankfurt, I wasn't allowed through security with my things. A leatherman and a small mag lite. The catch? I was on the crew. We're they afraid I was going to hijack my own plane of what? Also they did not know about the 9mm pistol I had waiting for me in the aircraft gun box.

    In Kyrgyzstan I walked straight through the security checkpoint still carrying my pistol. Turns out the "metal detector" was just a wooden frame for people to walk through. I bought two bottles of vodka for two dollars each. One of them got me sicker than I've ever been in my life.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    When I went to PAX 06 I went to the bookstore at the airport and bought a copy of I am Legend.

    Read most of it on the plane.

    It was good.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Once I ran into the situation that two flights had to share two entry counters. And one of them was blocked by several families from the Middle East (veiled women, foreign passports and a lot of children = a lot of delay). Waited for almost an hour because everyone else started using the counter for EU citizens.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    so airports, you guys!

    I'm travelling all around the US over the next couple weeks and I'm currently waiting for a flight to New Orleans from San Francisco

    the guy in front of me in the security line said to me 'this used to be fun' while carrying a small white dog that then went back into his carry case

    but I think it still can be!

    So what do you guys do in airports? have any good stories? where should I get some breakfast?

    alternatively, Airplane! quote thread

    I flew to Paris once.
    We landed in a weird airport in Canada as a fueling point it was oddly empty.
    It was devoid of all planes and people save our flight
    Fog was everywhere and we were surrounded by trees. It was unsettling.
    I fell asleep while there and woke up on the plane. My mother continually denies we ever stopped at such a place and that we stayed on the plane when it stopped.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

    Haha. I made it through a 3G landing. Felt like my back had broken when we touched down.

    Had a landing where we had to evacuate on touchdown because of a suspected APU Fire.

    Had to fly a structurally damaged aircraft at 10000 feet, unpressurized through Iraq and turkey to get to Spain.

    Had a landing gear fail on takeoff and had to land with fire trucks and emergency crews on standby.

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Coming back from Toronto to Sacramento, I got on my first plane of 3 for the day and was waiting for everything to be good to go. half an hour later we were still on the ground just sitting on this stupid plane and it turns out the pilot for it was on another flight still coming in? I guess he was supposed to already have landed and be ready to be going but it got delayed or something

    anyway I had to get off the plane and at the very last second they go 'hey would you take a direct flight to san francisco?' and i was like YEP because my girlfriend whom i was visiting had already gone back to her house which was an hour and a half away. So, I had 0 time to tell my ride that I was actually going to be in san francisco and not sacramento since my laptop was off and my cell phone didn't get service in canada.

    I mean, the flight back was nice. Every seat had a TV and I didn't get charged anything extra for being put onto a direct flight instead of a 3 flight set. So I landed in SF and went to the baggage claim and my bag wasn't there like they assured me it would be, so I had to wait a week for them to get it back from the 3 flights that took it to sacramento and then delivered to my house

    It was definitely worth it though, it was probably the best month and a half that I ever had!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I've only been on two round trips, and those were charter flights so I got to avoid the experience most people have with airports


    I thought it would be scarier since I am way afraid of heights but dealing with the pressure change was by far the most unpleasant aspect of those trips

    I wish they could have been during the day so I could have enjoyed the scenery more

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

    Haha. I made it through a 3G landing. Felt like my back had broken when we touched down.

    Had a landing where we had to evacuate on touchdown because of a suspected APU Fire.

    Had to fly a structurally damaged aircraft at 10000 feet, unpressurized through Iraq and turkey to get to Spain.

    Had a landing gear fail on takeoff and had to land with fire trucks and emergency crews on standby.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    I flew from Virginia to San Francisco a couple years ago. And everyone that was sitting around me was french.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

    Haha. I made it through a 3G landing. Felt like my back had broken when we touched down.

    Had a landing where we had to evacuate on touchdown because of a suspected APU Fire.

    Had to fly a structurally damaged aircraft at 10000 feet, unpressurized through Iraq and turkey to get to Spain.

    Had a landing gear fail on takeoff and had to land with fire trucks and emergency crews on standby.

    one time I asked for a another bag of peanuts but they didn't give me any

    also I took dramamine and went to sleep and when I woke up I was still drowsy

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I cannot praise Boston Logan enough for their terminal-wide free wifi and power outlets placed right in the benches.

    Fun airplane story: When I was deployed to Iraq in '09, I was out there for a year so they gave me leave halfway through to go home for two weeks. So we get to the airport and board the plane after a long drive, then sit down and get excited. Then we wait....and wait....and wait....and then the power goes out in the cabin for a minute and it gets hot as fuck because the AC shut off. Finally it comes back on and the pilot comes over the loudspeaker, tells us it will be a while because they need to bring a truck over to jump-start the airplane.

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    The only part of flying that really messes with me is that initial take off, when the plane leaves the ground, and you get that sinking feeling. Half second later I'm fine, though.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

    Haha. I made it through a 3G landing. Felt like my back had broken when we touched down.

    Had a landing where we had to evacuate on touchdown because of a suspected APU Fire.

    Had to fly a structurally damaged aircraft at 10000 feet, unpressurized through Iraq and turkey to get to Spain.

    Had a landing gear fail on takeoff and had to land with fire trucks and emergency crews on standby.

    are... are you a spy?

    I was a C-5 loadmaster in the Air Force.

  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    LAX for worst airport in recent history. It was like being in a dirty, crowded tunnel directed by bureaucrats and populated by the dregs of humanity.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    '07, my cousins wedding, England to Hungary

    as the plane touched down it swerved and listed and a tiny part of me died

    Haha. I made it through a 3G landing. Felt like my back had broken when we touched down.

    Had a landing where we had to evacuate on touchdown because of a suspected APU Fire.

    Had to fly a structurally damaged aircraft at 10000 feet, unpressurized through Iraq and turkey to get to Spain.

    Had a landing gear fail on takeoff and had to land with fire trucks and emergency crews on standby.

    one time I asked for a another bag of peanuts but they didn't give me any

    also I took dramamine and went to sleep and when I woke up I was still drowsy

    We try to keep the passengers blissfully unaware.

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    The vegas airport is pretty bad

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I love flying
    I only do it once or twice a year
    But I still think it's awesome
    Even with all the hassles
    You're flying
    How often do you get to do something so far from the natural limitations of humanity?

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    I really liked the Denver airport

    pretty sure it was denver, anyway

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I hate airports with a blinding passion. Just driving in to one can be a serious pain depending on what airport it is (DFW can suck my ass).

    Flying is also a thing I don't like that much. Sure, it's faster and safer but I'm 6'4" and those seats are hell on my legs. At least in a car I can stop when I want and get out and stretch.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    "Airplane funniest film ever, research finds"

    This is my favorite article title ever.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    You're flying
    How often do you get to do something so far from the natural limitations of humanity?

    Every soul-sucking day for four long, grueling years.

  • EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    My only cool flying story is that I have been both launched off of and landed on an aircraft carrier via C-2 Greyhounds. Both were remarkably anti-climatic.

    Emporium on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the atlanta airport has a Krystal

    which is like white castle, but not quite as good

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
  • interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    I love airports

    I love flying

    I'm excited to spend 13 hours on a plane and see Seoul international airport

    I want to travel always for the rest of my life

  • DessartDessart Registered User regular
    I always get excited to fly but this year has been awful for me. First flight had me lugging by suitcase through the terminal at 11PM, sitting for an two hours for my flight, and then getting on a plane stuffed between two rather large men. Two days later had me on another red eye where a baby cried for 8 hours, though another baby might have tagged in half way.

    Last month I had to travel on a discount airline. The first trip was uncomfortable, but the return flight had me recovering from food sickness and I had to sit next to a guy that smelled like tacos.

    Last year was nice though. I flew Alaskan Airlines, which gives free beer. And then after I ran across LAX with a 70 pound pack I found out I got a first class seat. That was nice.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I guess my next big trip is Hong Kong in late January.

    I like flying and airports, usually don't bother me too much. Unless I don't get an exit row.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    The worst airport is SLC, fucking Mormons shut that place down at like 7pm. I couldn't even access the vending machines.

    Who the fuck closes vending machines?


    Also, Alaska Air is pretty damn nice the few times I needed to fly to Vancouver. Comfortable seats and the amenities were great.

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