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The [PHALLA] of Monkey Island (mini): PIRATE VICTORY

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Close in ~half hour

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Vote closed. Narration in 15-20 minutes, make calls if you want!

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    So when stever dies as one of the cannibals
    I nominate me to be the Hannibal

    (why didn't mrTlicious sign up :()

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    ...make calls if you want!
    Ring, ring
    "Hello?"
    "Hello, ma. It's John. Happy birthday."

    jdarksun on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Shotgun on crow's nest! I will be lookout!

    Erin The Red on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I have challenged someone to a battle of wits tonight. We shall see who is the superior duelist!
    (Im dying soon)

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Act 1 - Guybrush's Butt Kicked

    At the beginning of the LeChuck Crisis, as it would later be known, Mêlée Island found itself wracked by paranoia. Every pirate suspected every other pirate, dozens of insult sword fights broke out, and generally the chaos was overwhelming. The debate settled on two pirates Typhus733 and stever777. Finally, the pirates were persuaded by Typhus argument of "Woof, rarr roof woof. Bark woof arr arrf roof roof woof." and decided to spray stever777 aka a Monkey Island Cannibal with root beer and then keelhauled him, just to be safe.

    Elsewhere on the island, Guybrush Threepwood had asked about how to become a Mighty Pirate and was directed to three Important Looking Pirates in the SCUMM Bar. They told him he needed to accomplish impressive feats of swordplay, thievery, and treasure hunting to be considered a real pirate. For the trial of thievery, he had to steal a particular idol from the Governor's Mansion. Unfortunately for romanqwerty he was caught between the vicious band of piranha poodles and a menacing group of ghost pirates. His death was far too grisly to relate here.

    After the vicious attacks on young Threepwood, the pirates decided to conduct a census and make sure everyone else was accounted for. Everyone was, except for a somewhat mysterious stranger named SeGaTai. As best as the pirates could tell he had set out on a voyage and never came back. Where he got the ship from was a secondary and lesser mystery, as none were missing from the harbor. Much later on, it was determined that SeGaTai was in fact a Ghost Pirate in disguise.

    Results:
    stever777 - Monkey Island Cannibal - root beered and keelhauled
    romanqwerty - Guybrush Threepwood - attacked by ghost pirates and vicious piranha poodles
    SeGaTai - Ghost Pirate - Lost at Sea

    PMs and Insults going out now.

    @Maximus is a slacker who should vote tomorrow or he will be replaced.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Thanks SK!

    Also, what did roman do to everyone? D:

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Bark bark! *wag* Rar-rooo rar arf!

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Going with Megafrost for now.

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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Oooooooo

    Your just scared of my insults

    PSN SeGaTai
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I am relatively certain all PMs are out.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    So, who thinks we should establish an immortal net-head? I mean sure, it won't be as easy as it was in VTM, but it's worth a shot, right? Any volunteers?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    SKRAWWWWK

    i nominate myself and the fine taste of Bells Expedition Stout

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    So, who thinks we should establish an immortal net-head? I mean sure, it won't be as easy as it was in VTM, but it's worth a shot, right? Any volunteers?
    Spoit wrote: »
    So when stever dies as one of the cannibals
    I nominate me to be the Hannibal

    (why didn't mrTlicious sign up :()


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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    What are your qualifications @spoit?

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    More like a mason test

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    So, who thinks we should establish an immortal net-head? I mean sure, it won't be as easy as it was in VTM, but it's worth a shot, right? Any volunteers?

    Arrarr-rooo! Woof woof bark *wag*

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    So you're saying that you and stever were cannibal buddies. I suppose that would confirm you, but I have some reservations about being under the command of a cannibal. I know you won't intentionally kill villagers, but I'm worried you won't give us a proper burial at sea when we die.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    After one day, we've lost the main character.

    I feel this may be a sign of things to come.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Well it's a rule in phalla that if something is important for narration, it'll get day one'd. :P

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    OooooOOOooo
    Bark Bark!
    Typhus733
    OooooOoooo

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Oh no, Guybrush!

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    GT: Tanith 6227
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    More like Diebrush Twoways, right?
    Right?

    Erin The Red on
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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Get off the stage!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Get off the stage!
    This seems to be a theme lately.
    :'(

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    jdark is fellow clever and stately.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    No. It is too early. Stop that rhyming now, I mean it.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    So go improve your humor greatly.
    I won't be bossed around by the likes of you! Don't act like you hate me!

    jdark is fellow clever and stately.
    Iron and Jdark, sittin' in a tree. F-U-C-wait what?

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    No. It is too early. Stop that rhyming now, I mean it.
    Anybody want a peanut?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    No. It is too early. Stop that rhyming now, I mean it.
    Anybody want a peanut?
    I found one on the floor. You should probably clean-ut

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Good morning.

    Spreadsheet

    Megafrost 1

    You sure are a hard worker.

    Here is what yesterday's vote looked like.

    Day 1 vote count:

    stever777: 7 (DumpShock, Chamberlain, Typhus733, Spoit, Anialos, Langly, INANTP, Iron Weasel)
    Typhus733: 4 (Megafrost, Kime, Jdarksun, Iron Weasel, Citizen, Langly, Phyphor)
    Megafrost: 3 (The Anonymous, Kilnaga, Anialos)
    INANTP: 2 (stever777, Obifett)
    Kime: 1 (SLyM, Kilnaga, Typhus733)
    Chamberlain: 1 (TheRoadVirus)
    Alegis: 1 (Mill)
    Mill: 1 (Void Slayer)
    Langly: 1 (romanqwerty)
    Corvidae: 1 (Retaba)
    Jdarksun: 1 (Alegis)
    romanqwerty: 1 (SaberOverEasy)
    Kilnaga: 1 (Premium)
    Obifett: 1 (INANTP, SeGaTai)
    Maximus: 1 (jdarksun)
    Spoit: 0 (Anialos)

    Among the things I noticed:

    * Typhus was in the lead for a fair amount of time yesterday before a bunch of votes piled onto Stever. Not sure what conclusion to draw from this. His lead was early. If he's mafia, the mafia would probably be inclined to let the village create their own counterwagon to save him and do their best to not to look like they're trying to save him. If he's village, then they don't care at all.

    * SegaTai, our only known mafia at this point, made his vote very late. It was made when Stever was already known to be winning the vote, and it was a simple throwaway vote.

    * Kime actually was in the lead early in the day before Typhus overtook him.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    You forgot to color my name green.

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Woof woof bark woof aroof ruff woof?!

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    No. It is too early. Stop that rhyming now, I mean it.
    Anybody want a peanut?

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    What about a lurker?

    Looked around some more. I'm interested in seeing what color Chamberlain bleeds, as the Stever wagon pretty much started with him.

    I also only just now realized that Spoit voted for his own mason partner.

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