WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
Was doing an inventory before collapsing into bed; I went out last night broke, and I came home with cash. That I did not steal. I'd say that went pretty well. Well, cash and bruises.
There was a shooting at the Clackamas town center mall here in Portland. All my friends heard about it before I did, so out of nowhere I was flooded with a bunch of "are you okay?" messages. One of my friends works there. Turns out she's fine, just shaken up
Glad to hear you guys are safe.
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KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
are we doing mistakes in here because I keep getting speeding tickets and DC fines are so huge they are killing me
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
So I went out with Hacksaw, Cap, and Tonka tonight for bar trivia. We won the trivia game, and had drinks on the awarded bar tab. Hack dropped me back off at my place, where I found a lady that I "kinda know" in distress at the front door of my building, trying to get inside because some ass broke their key off in the lock. I scaled the brick wall of our building up to the second floor so I could get on the fire escape and dive in through the 4th floor window to let her in.
She wants to take me out for drinks, so I prop the service door and side gate to where we can get back in. She takes me to a bar for more drinks.
We head back home, some ass has closed up the gate and door that I had propped open.
I scaled a brick wall, in the rain, again, to get us back inside our own home.
I am a goddamned hero.
That sounds like a much better version of a romantic comedy.
So I went out with Hacksaw, Cap, and Tonka tonight for bar trivia. We won the trivia game, and had drinks on the awarded bar tab. Hack dropped me back off at my place, where I found a lady that I "kinda know" in distress at the front door of my building, trying to get inside because some ass broke their key off in the lock. I scaled the brick wall of our building up to the second floor so I could get on the fire escape and dive in through the 4th floor window to let her in.
She wants to take me out for drinks, so I prop the service door and side gate to where we can get back in. She takes me to a bar for more drinks.
We head back home, some ass has closed up the gate and door that I had propped open.
I scaled a brick wall, in the rain, again, to get us back inside our own home.
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
I know that watching and liking Bully Beatdown makes me a bad person. Just another thing to add to the long list, I suppose...
But watching smug, bullying arseholes get their shit pushed in puts the BIGGEST smile on my face. It probably doesn't help that I was bullied for pretty much my entire school "career".
Plus Mayhem seems like a great guy to hang out, have a barbecue and a few beers with. And a hell of a fighter, too.
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
my gentleman made me waffles and gave me a lego millennium falcon
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no and that's why I hate it
Glad to hear you guys are safe.
Ah, but did it train you to
give her the dick?
HAPPY BERFDAY, WaM!!!!!
I GOT YOU A CARD!!!
That sounds like a much better version of a romantic comedy.
Write the script!
The Silmarillionaires
They're widely available at no cost
That is true.
Unless you decide to adopt one. But I think all of the cats we had growing up were just found somewhere.
I had never heard of ribbon candy until just now.
It's just
Really really pretty
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
You could eat certain buttons to make letters and words.
The height of humor in first grade was using candy buttons to spell naughty words, like DUMB and FART.
Sadly, the muse has left me high and dry; the best I can do now is crush up the buttons and snort them.
You're not missing anything other than the little bits of paper that are invariably still stuck to the candy when you try to get them off the paper.
I don't want to eat paper with my candy.
Not missing anything?!?
You could spell naughty words, man!
It was the Mad-Libs of the Confectionary World!
Happy B-Day, Kate; good people deserve good laughs.
Set something on fire, it is the true birthday way
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
HOAGIE BREAKFAST
But watching smug, bullying arseholes get their shit pushed in puts the BIGGEST smile on my face. It probably doesn't help that I was bullied for pretty much my entire school "career".
Plus Mayhem seems like a great guy to hang out, have a barbecue and a few beers with. And a hell of a fighter, too.
suck it, rest of world's women
I got a homemade dinner last night and a packed lunch for work today.
I'm not doing too bad.
Not gonna argue; that is pretty badass.
Translation:
He threw frozen eggos at me while yelling "DO THIS KESSEL RUN IN 12 PARSECS!"
Good man
sheeeeeiiiit, I'd go out with him for legos and waffles