I need your unevolved attention.

Fallout

BoredGamer wrote: »

I am making a Party Mix for a friend, and need help finding happy, fun songs. This is partly due to me not having the largest knowlage of music, and partly due to me listing to alot of doombringers such as radiohead, coldplay, the vurve and others. Ok, so this is what I got so far.

Less Than Jake - Metalheads
Mark Ronson - Just
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychatrist
Echo And The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
Pulp - Common People
Boney M - Rasputin
Sugar Hill Gang - Rappers Delight

Ok, come on, and hit me with your best stuff.

I undevote my attention to you (are you happy now)

Fallout

also if you would like to listen to actual doom i could hook you up but you will in fact be crushed into dust

Penguin Incarnate

#1 Rule of Party Mix Making= Choose songs that people know over songs that will make you appear to have unique tastes.

#2 Rule of Party Mix Making= Don't play shit that everyone has heard at every other fucking party ever thrown. I might have to start killing if my roommate pump the same five songs at the next shindig. Then he won't give my taste a chance. Because I choose obscure bands like the Beastie Boys and Michael Jackson to play. Lord knows no one enjoys them. And how the fuck would he know that I don't have any good songs to play? You play songs about grills. You don't even know who A Tribe Called Quest is. What the fuck kind of rap fan are you?

Fucking hell.

Uh...anyways, balancing between those two rules has brought on the early doom of many a man.

Dely Apple

Basically do not play songs people have heard or have not heard

Gotcha

oogmar

I'm throwing down a tl;dr for this entire thread because most people have shitty taste in music and I'm assuming you people are no different.

But one universal discovery that must be known: Wine + Portishead = hours upon hours of dizzy, floaty, perfect slow sex.

That is all.

Volucrisus Aedrius

There really is nothing quite like seeing a bunch of hardcore punk types get drunk and sing along to Third Eye Blind.

Penguin Incarnate

Dely Apple wrote: »

Basically do not play songs people have heard or have not heard

Gotcha

You can do better.

Fallout

okay the guy could try Amesoeurs - Faiblesse des Sens because that is the best song but that is the only one i am giving him

naporeon

oogmar wrote: »

I'm throwing down a tl;dr for this entire thread because most people have shitty taste in music and I'm assuming you people are no different.

But one universal discovery that must be known: Wine + Portishead = hours upon hours of dizzy, floaty, perfect slow sex.

That is all.

Sometimes, oog, I think you're OK...cool even. Other times, I wish that you would be strapped into a rocketship to the sun.

I leave you to guess which of those times this is.

Bunta

Every drunken party mix needs Bohemian Rhapsody towards the end. Trust me on this

Mister Longbaugh

oogmar wrote: »

I'm throwing down a tl;dr for this entire thread because most people have shitty taste in music and I'm assuming you people are no different.

But one universal discovery that must be known: Wine + Portishead = hours upon hours of dizzy, floaty, perfect slow sex.

That is all.

portishead is so gay though

bloodyroarxx

Jurrasic 5 - What's Golden needs to be on every party mix.

ShimSham

I got a bit more done on that sexxin mix

Let's Go Crazy by Prince
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard
Talk Dirty to Me by Poison
Ignition (Remix) by R Kelly
Kiss by Prince
Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye
I want you to want me - Cheap Trick
Slow Jamz - Kanye West
Caress me down - Sublime
Open Arms - Journey
Dance in my Blood - Men, Women, and Children
Don't Say Goodnight - The Isley Brothers
Aint nothin like the real thing - Marvin Gaye
Endless Love - Lionel Ritchie



Endless Love is the only one I'm not totally sure about right now.

naporeon

I told you, dude.

Fucking "Ain't No Sunshine." Bill Withers. Then later, when you break up, you can listen to it while crying in bed.

ShimSham

I forgot to check that one out. I was falling asleep last night. I did write it down.

Edit: Oh wait I know that song.

lostwords

Needs more Kiss From A Rose by Seal. You can roleplay as Batman when the song comes on.

ShimSham

lostwords wrote: »

Needs more Kiss From A Rose by Seal. You can roleplay as Batman when the song comes on.

That reminds me too much of being 8 because it's the first sound track I ever got and it's right when we got our first computer.

babyeatingjesus

Queen - I want it all
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
Queen - Radio Ga Ga
Queen - Princes of the Universe

Do you see where I am going here?

ShimSham

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

Queen - I want it all
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
Queen - Radio Ga Ga
Queen - Princes of the Universe

Do you see where I am going here?

Going to name Queen Bitch by David Bowie?

TyrantCow

ASS 'N TITTIES - DJ Funk

naporeon

ShimSham wrote: »

I forgot to check that one out. I was falling asleep last night. I did write it down.

Edit: Oh wait I know that song.

Listen to this, and ignore the cheesy movie clips, as well as the fact that it's mislabeled as Al Green at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6eHLxJ3ZjA

Cold Salmon and Hatred

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Zot wrote: »

Undevoted is such a dumb term. Doesn't it technically mean that you AREN'T paying attention? Cause Devoted is like loyal/paying attention/whatever. Its just stupid.

Also you can't go wrong with Devo. Peek-A-boo - Devo

Dude

Peek-A-Boo is about masturbation.

Peek-a-boo
I can see you
And I know what you do
Because I do it too

Not just masturbation, but group masturbation.

Exactly. ;-)

Jordyn

lostwords wrote: »

Needs more Kiss From A Rose by Seal. You can roleplay as Batman when the song comes on.

One of my favourite posts ever was when I sung that to Whippy.

oogmar

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

I'm throwing down a tl;dr for this entire thread because most people have shitty taste in music and I'm assuming you people are no different.

But one universal discovery that must be known: Wine + Portishead = hours upon hours of dizzy, floaty, perfect slow sex.

That is all.

portishead is so gay though

BUT IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS HAVE SEX WITH YOU. HOW GAY CAN IT BE?

Jordyn

Drunk chicks with gonorrhea

oogmar

Hey, I've never had an STD and it works on me...

SithDrummer

Attention hit Charmander for 31 HP!

Charmander fainted!

Attention gets 28 XP!

Attention is now level 8!



What...?

Attention is evolving!

Attention has evolved into Apathy!



Sorry dude, looks like you showed up a little too late for me.

Edit: Also, I'm scared of lostwords now because 'Kiss From a Rose' is playing right now.

Rock Lobster!

oogmar wrote: »

BUT IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

What doesn't?

oogmar

Rock Lobster! wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

BUT IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

What doesn't?

Lemme rephrase.

IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS WHO AREN'T DESPERATE NECKBEARDS HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

Wiseguy

SithDrummer wrote: »

Attention hit Charmander for 31 HP!

Charmander fainted!

Attention gets 28 XP!

Attention is now level 8!



What...?

Attention is evolving!

Attention has evolved into Apathy!



Sorry dude, looks like you showed up a little too late for me.

Edit: Also, I'm scared of lostwords now because 'Kiss From a Rose' is playing right now.

you tried way too hard, dude.

SithDrummer

Yeah taht took a long time. Does anyone know how to copy+paste text from my Gameboy? It's not color, if that helps.

Jazz Samurai

Wow what the fuck is going on in this thread.

NO QUESTION MARK

Penguin Incarnate

Just about every piece of early Beastie Boys works in the context of a party. Fight For Your Right also has the duel benefit of being topical.

Whippy

oogmar wrote: »

Rock Lobster! wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

BUT IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

What doesn't?

Lemme rephrase.

IT MAKES DRUNK CHICKS WHO AREN'T DESPERATE NECKBEARDS HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

can chicks be neckbeards

this is a fantastic revelation

Knob

i ordered new glasses today

oh god they make me look hot as fuck

Whippy

I really really need a new pair

I've been on my backup for about eight months now

Silmaril

I should probably get some glasses. 8/20 in my left eye is pretty bad apparently.

who knew? eh?

Pkmoutl

I just got new glasses about a month and a half ago.

I can see again. It's strange.

Regrettable

Are glasses necessary if my vision is fine but everything is just the slightest bit out of focus?

Silmaril

As a trained eye specialist, or occularator, I say no, you have cancer.