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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Oh man stern fans are so easy to light up. It's like playing domino rally with people

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I'm not a Stern fan, nor are you lighting me up. I think your life is the lame one, doggle.

    IS PITY YOUR KRYPTONITE, SUPERLUD?! HAVE I DEFEATED YOU AT LONG LAST.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I use to listen to Stern driving to school in high school and part of middle school because my dad found him funny. I don't know. He isn't slimey he just does a lot of sexual and potty humor. If that is your thing, cool. If not, Stern isn't for you. Private Parts though is a great movie and has some really good jokes in it. But in general I don't find him that funny anymore.

    Of course I have a very poor sense of humor according to a lot of people.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    he has a show about sex. if part of that is pornstars having orgasms, is that slimey? What does that even mean? Crass? Low class? Exploitative?

    If you meant his show is not high art, then you are correct. He takes apparent joy in his show which is why he does it, I assume.

    He has a show about comedy. There's also interviews with all sorts of people, be they Hollywood stars, porn stars, regular people who make the news for something odd, people who have made dumb mobile apps, etc etc etc.

    That's my pet-peeve when it comes to misconceptions about the show, even when those misconceptions aren't meant to be critical or hostile. Sometimes a porn star will show up or a porn clip with very hilarious grunts will be played, but the show isn't just about that at all, like not even close.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I'm not a Stern fan, nor are you lighting me up. I think your life is the lame one, doggle.

    Its Lud mate. If he isn't trolling he isn't enjoying.

    If you want to fight back start bashing Origin(company not shitty d2d system) and Richard "Lord British" Garriott.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Yeah, his humor is definitely not my cup of tea. But Private Parts is a pretty cool movie.

    I totally jerked it to the scene of the lady hopping on a speaker at home while he makes weird low pitched noises when I was a lad though. Her boobies.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    But seriously. It's not that Stern is bad at what he does. Just like Lenny Bruce wasn't bad at standup. Pioneers are Pioneers.

    It's just that eventually they're still in wagons, when there's v8's zooming by.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I had no idea Lud loved Lord British! Is this true?!?!!?!

    <3 lud we are good at yanking each others chains. it gets you a little hot admit it.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A show about "you're not the father" or some messed up fucking shit aka Jerry Springer/etc. is what I'd call slimey. It is exploiting human misery/mockery of fucked up people for fun and profit.

    A lady riding an orgasm machine doesn't really seem to compare.

    To be fair there was a contest they had on the Stern Show before called "That's Just Wrong." It was a trivia contest between fathers, and whenever they answered a question incorrectly they had to undress their (ADULT) daughter partially. Last one clothed to some extent was the winner.

    That was pretty slimey. But I couldn't resist listening.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I'm not a Stern fan, nor are you lighting me up. I think your life is the lame one, doggle.

    Its Lud mate. If he isn't trolling he isn't enjoying.

    If you want to fight back start bashing Origin(company not shitty d2d system) and Richard "Lord British" Garriott.

    why would you want to bash the people who brought us ultima, wing commander, and system shock?

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVU0MW-IGrM#t=225s

    help i'm just a new born baby and i don't understand the world

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    You say "Trolling" I say "busting balls"

    Something stern does frequently!

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I'm not a Stern fan, nor are you lighting me up. I think your life is the lame one, doggle.

    Its Lud mate. If he isn't trolling he isn't enjoying.

    If you want to fight back start bashing Origin(company not shitty d2d system) and Richard "Lord British" Garriott.

    why would you want to bash the people who brought us ultima, wing commander, and system shock?

    To fuck with Lud.

    Personally love all those you mentioned.

    But Ultima.

    Lord British. BOOOOO!

    http://youtu.be/Q_c7SbkGaLk

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I use to listen to Stern driving to school in high school and part of middle school because my dad found him funny. I don't know. He isn't slimey he just does a lot of sexual and potty humor. If that is your thing, cool. If not, Stern isn't for you. Private Parts though is a great movie and has some really good jokes in it. But in general I don't find him that funny anymore.

    Of course I have a very poor sense of humor according to a lot of people.

    I still haven't seen the movie. OH OH OH I HAVE MONEY LEFT FROM AN AMAZON GIFT CARD.

    ... But I want the book too. There's not enough for both. D:

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    An error occurred. Please try again later. Even youtube knows you're full of shit mazzy!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Private Parts is on netflix instant queue, @henroid

    i looked that up just for you, dogg.

    movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Private_Parts/1152103?locale=en-US

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    An error occurred. Please try again later. Even youtube knows you're full of shit mazzy!

    I tried to get it to start at the boo. Video has been fixed.

    BOOO!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I can't watch this youtube video containing pro wrestling. It's more uncomfortable for me than watching the Practical Katana XL video 10 times.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    You say "Trolling" I say "busting balls"

    Something stern does frequently!

    Yeah but when he does it's actually funny rather than trite. <_<

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Hello folks

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I can't watch this youtube video containing pro wrestling. It's more uncomfortable for me than watching the Practical Katana XL video 10 times.

    do you feel funny in your tummy

    is your pee pee growing

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You say "Trolling" I say "busting balls"

    Something stern does frequently!

    Yeah but when he does it's actually funny rather than trite. <_<

    Henroid

    You have contributed at least 20% of my awesomes to me. You can start pretending I'm not funny when you take the time to get off this diiiiick

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    I can't watch this youtube video containing pro wrestling. It's more uncomfortable for me than watching the Practical Katana XL video 10 times.

    Crap I forgot that embedding doesn't allow time codes

    just skip to 3:45 TIA

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I can't watch this youtube video containing pro wrestling. It's more uncomfortable for me than watching the Practical Katana XL video 10 times.

    i skipped through it and they are so plainly hamming it up to absurdity that i'm amazed they're keeping straight faces

    at one point they're literally going WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO at each other

    it's incredible

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I mean the greatest moment in UO history.

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    Actually it was pretty cool in its own right that it occurred. The PC Gamer article on it was great. You know when PC Gamer was still written by people with journalism majors.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hello folks

    Heya roar

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Private Parts is on netflix instant queue, henroid

    i looked that up just for you, dogg.

    movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Private_Parts/1152103?locale=en-US

    Wooooooooooooo thanks!

    Book it is from Amazon then! I'm steadily working up a collection of books he and his staff have written. I'd be shocked at Private Parts not being the first or among them yet, but I don't think B&N would carry it. Not in east Texas at least.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tarranon wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVU0MW-IGrM#t=225s

    help i'm just a new born baby and i don't understand the world

    this is the worst thing i've ever seen

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I can't watch this youtube video containing pro wrestling. It's more uncomfortable for me than watching the Practical Katana XL video 10 times.

    Crap I forgot that embedding doesn't allow time codes

    just skip to 3:45 TIA

    sometimes it does, though. At least, once or twice I've started a video on these forums and had it start at a specific time.

    No idea how to make it work, though.

    Tamin on
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    killing lord british was awesome

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I mean the greatest moment in UO history.

    lordbritishdeadeb1.jpg


    Actually it was pretty cool in its own right that it occurred. The PC Gamer article on it was great. You know when PC Gamer was still written by people with journalism majors.

    This looks like a bad MS paint collage and I cannot read the text due to size and compression.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    man, what should i eat for dinner. that chili has not satisfied my hooooooooooonger

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    killing lord british was awesome

    And then he went into space.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    PCXL was better than PC Gamer.

    Cool Articles, Hilarious one liners written along the side of every page, centerfold, suggestive ads.

    I am just saying

    there were a few issues with sticky pages

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I mean the greatest moment in UO history.

    lordbritishdeadeb1.jpg


    Actually it was pretty cool in its own right that it occurred. The PC Gamer article on it was great. You know when PC Gamer was still written by people with journalism majors.

    This looks like a bad MS paint collage and I cannot read the text due to size and compression.

    Do you actually not know what this is DK? Like really? Because if you don't, what hole have you been living in and is it comfy?

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVU0MW-IGrM#t=225s

    help i'm just a new born baby and i don't understand the world

    this is the worst thing i've ever seen

    I watched it for the first time almost immediately after waking up from a groggy, ill advised late hour nap

    the effects were...potent

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    dk, that is when a dude came up and assassinated lord british at a press event on Ultima Online due to someone not enabling him to be immune to everything. it's like the most famous online gaming moment.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Lord British was an episode of Oddities and the dude is so awesomely weird . We could have such grand adventures together if only we were friends.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    PCXL was better than PC Gamer.

    Cool Articles, Hilarious one liners written along the side of every page, centerfold, suggestive ads.

    I am just saying

    there were a few issues with sticky pages

    PCXL was the bro version of 90s PC Gamer. One had writers, one had tits and beer.

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