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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
The laugh-a-minute pro-celebrity puking bug known by the streetname "norovirus" continues to squirm its way through the population, effortlessly transforming ordinarily carefree human beings into spluttering, sulphurous geysers of molten waste. Everywhere the norovirus goes it leaves vast steaming lakes of freshly expelled vomit in its wake. It's like Piers Morgan, but invisible. Which actually makes it slightly better than Piers Morgan.
Apropos of nothing: I like that in Borderlands 2, one minor major character and... two minor ones that I can recall are inconsequentially gay
like, it's not a plot point for any of them, they just... happen to be gay. Some audiolog about a boss threatening to kill a man's husband if he doesn't work, for example.
Everyone hates the norovirus, with the exception of two distinct groups. First: scientists. Professor Ian Goodfellow, who has spent the past decade studying it, has lovingly dubbed the norovirus "the Ferrari of the virus world", not because it makes the contents of your stomach accelerate from 0-60 in 3.4 seconds, but because it's so ruthlessly efficient. Requiring a mere 20 particles to seize command of its victims, the norovirus is 200 times more infectious than Daydream Believer by The Monkees. Consequently many scientists claim to be "impressed" by the thing – a bit like admiring Nazi architecture, if you ask me.
The laugh-a-minute pro-celebrity puking bug known by the streetname "norovirus" continues to squirm its way through the population, effortlessly transforming ordinarily carefree human beings into spluttering, sulphurous geysers of molten waste. Everywhere the norovirus goes it leaves vast steaming lakes of freshly expelled vomit in its wake. It's like Piers Morgan, but invisible. Which actually makes it slightly better than Piers Morgan.
Apparently this has been going around my area of Japan. I may have had it instead of food poisoning? Hard to tell, really.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
Apropos of nothing: I like that in Borderlands 2, one minor major character and... two minor ones that I can recall are inconsequentially gay
like, it's not a plot point for any of them, they just... happen to be gay. Some audiolog about a boss threatening to kill a man's husband if he doesn't work, for example.
I like that.
the head writer said they tried to have loads of people who were different in lots of weird ways without it being a big deal
also teh stuttering chick getting her revenge on dave was pretty sick
i actually wish borderlands 2 had been a little bit more serious because the tone undermined how good some of the writing was
that speed run marathon thing is doing skyrim right now
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
The riots were a massive over-reaction. The new software is fine. Although it's strange that after over a year of being worked on it still has resulted in quite a loss of functionality. Still, it now doesn't take half an hour to enter a time sheet.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
wanna know what is bullshit, guy who ran Tony Hawk earlier had everyone leave on him he coems back to run Skyrim and the assholes leave again!
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
The graduate admission excerpts in that paper are terrible. Especially as they are for a writing course. I can only assume that they are from the "how not to do it" section on the writing improvement website that they were taken from.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
that speed run marathon thing is doing skyrim right now
skyrim speed run
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so far there is no combat
there are tricks where he like, holds a bowl and runs at a wall or something
he's 9 minutes into the game and he just snuck into the thalmor embassy in solitude to steal those important documents, skipping a huge chunk of the main storyline
Microsoft have shelved numerous attempts at cross platform FPSs because Xbox gamers were getting destroyed.
yeah that's kind of a stupid idea
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GonmunHe keeps kickin' me inthe dickRegistered Userregular
Hmm...figured someone would have said happy birthday or something at work here today but nothing. And here I thought 30 was supposed to be a milestone thing.
Hmm...figured someone would have said happy birthday or something at work here today but nothing. And here I thought 30 was supposed to be a milestone thing.
Did you bring in cake? Nobody cares about your birthday but they will at least pretend to if you bring in a cake.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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like, it's not a plot point for any of them, they just... happen to be gay. Some audiolog about a boss threatening to kill a man's husband if he doesn't work, for example.
I like that.
Apparently this has been going around my area of Japan. I may have had it instead of food poisoning? Hard to tell, really.
the head writer said they tried to have loads of people who were different in lots of weird ways without it being a big deal
also teh stuttering chick getting her revenge on dave was pretty sick
i actually wish borderlands 2 had been a little bit more serious because the tone undermined how good some of the writing was
I N F R A C T I O N
wait
i need to fix this now, not for my health or my dignity
but solely so i don't disappoint my internet friends at pax in march with the impression that i have spent the past year eating strudel
if u disappoint the internet.... i shal b mad
and i am ur parents
I got power ranger costumes in persona 4 now when I win a battle they do silly poses and stuff of the sort
AMAZONG
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I have an unlimited mac server license
is that like, I can have unlimited machines on the server or I can install this server software on as many machines as I would like?
I look at this and how awful the aiming is an go "ugh, console shooters".
I don't want to say that an FPS is inferor on a console, but an FPS is inferior on a console.
so far there is no combat
there are tricks where he like, holds a bowl and runs at a wall or something
he's 9 minutes into the game and he just snuck into the thalmor embassy in solitude to steal those important documents, skipping a huge chunk of the main storyline
shit is cray
it cost $500 so it would want to be giving some serious blowjobs while automagically doing my entire job for me
Oh man you missed one of castle's "game pads are just as good as kbm for fps because it's all about smarts" rants earlier.
Gamepads...
Pfffffffff. Gamepads are for fighters, not FPS.
In Planetside 2 I put four bullets in your head four times over in that time.
His first thought when he hears the word black is criminals? So racist.
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Well keep in mind the general rule of thumb that "any promotional video featuring gameplay is going to be done by someone who is terrible at the game"
It's more fun to spray bullets in each other's general direction.
yeah that's kind of a stupid idea
It's a thing they added and are monitoring.
It is a thing I'd be really surprised to see them keep unless they expect everyone to hook KBM up to their PS3s to play.
It'll likely stay. Not like a usb keyboard and mouse is particularly expensive for people who want to be decent at it.