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surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to thingsan end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
edited January 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
HOLY SHIT WATCH THIS VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KfZIugCffOA




inevitably leads to



which drives you to



you might wonder how you escape this vortex...

EQUIP ULTRA GUITAR

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PS BONUS STORY OF JACOB COMING LATER

HE DESERVES FURTHER CASTIGATION FOR HIS MORAL TURPITUDE

ps @podly google image "ridiculous guitar" and notice first hit

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    No but I really have been trying to do that and it usually ends up awkward and lame.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Experiment 4 directly manipulated fluency and found that texts in hard to read fonts are judged to come from less intelligent authors.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    surrealitycheckOrganichuElldrenHakkekageCorehealer
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    The laugh-a-minute pro-celebrity puking bug known by the streetname "norovirus" continues to squirm its way through the population, effortlessly transforming ordinarily carefree human beings into spluttering, sulphurous geysers of molten waste. Everywhere the norovirus goes it leaves vast steaming lakes of freshly expelled vomit in its wake. It's like Piers Morgan, but invisible. Which actually makes it slightly better than Piers Morgan.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Apropos of nothing: I like that in Borderlands 2, one minor major character and... two minor ones that I can recall are inconsequentially gay

    like, it's not a plot point for any of them, they just... happen to be gay. Some audiolog about a boss threatening to kill a man's husband if he doesn't work, for example.

    I like that.

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  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Charlie Brooker is wonderful
    Everyone hates the norovirus, with the exception of two distinct groups. First: scientists. Professor Ian Goodfellow, who has spent the past decade studying it, has lovingly dubbed the norovirus "the Ferrari of the virus world", not because it makes the contents of your stomach accelerate from 0-60 in 3.4 seconds, but because it's so ruthlessly efficient. Requiring a mere 20 particles to seize command of its victims, the norovirus is 200 times more infectious than Daydream Believer by The Monkees. Consequently many scientists claim to be "impressed" by the thing – a bit like admiring Nazi architecture, if you ask me.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    Hakkekage
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    The laugh-a-minute pro-celebrity puking bug known by the streetname "norovirus" continues to squirm its way through the population, effortlessly transforming ordinarily carefree human beings into spluttering, sulphurous geysers of molten waste. Everywhere the norovirus goes it leaves vast steaming lakes of freshly expelled vomit in its wake. It's like Piers Morgan, but invisible. Which actually makes it slightly better than Piers Morgan.

    Apparently this has been going around my area of Japan. I may have had it instead of food poisoning? Hard to tell, really.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apropos of nothing: I like that in Borderlands 2, one minor major character and... two minor ones that I can recall are inconsequentially gay

    like, it's not a plot point for any of them, they just... happen to be gay. Some audiolog about a boss threatening to kill a man's husband if he doesn't work, for example.

    I like that.

    the head writer said they tried to have loads of people who were different in lots of weird ways without it being a big deal

    also teh stuttering chick getting her revenge on dave was pretty sick

    i actually wish borderlands 2 had been a little bit more serious because the tone undermined how good some of the writing was

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    What happens of Echo tries to infract Jacob?

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    What happens of Echo tries to infract Jacob?

    I N F R A C T I O N

    wait

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    surrealitycheckSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i am eating so much i am regaining weight o god

    i need to fix this now, not for my health or my dignity

    but solely so i don't disappoint my internet friends at pax in march with the impression that i have spent the past year eating strudel

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i am eating so much i am regaining weight o god

    i need to fix this now, not for my health or my dignity

    but solely so i don't disappoint my internet friends at pax in march with the impression that i have spent the past year eating strudel

    if u disappoint the internet.... i shal b mad

    and i am ur parents

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    General Knoxx has some super gay psychos in Borderlands.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    that speed run marathon thing is doing skyrim right now

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    The riots were a massive over-reaction. The new software is fine. Although it's strange that after over a year of being worked on it still has resulted in quite a loss of functionality. Still, it now doesn't take half an hour to enter a time sheet.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    and now im home

    I got power ranger costumes in persona 4 now when I win a battle they do silly poses and stuff of the sort

    AMAZONG

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    wanna know what is bullshit, guy who ran Tony Hawk earlier had everyone leave on him he coems back to run Skyrim and the assholes leave again!

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    The graduate admission excerpts in that paper are terrible. Especially as they are for a writing course. I can only assume that they are from the "how not to do it" section on the writing improvement website that they were taken from.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    they are glitching the hell out of this game

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    You know what is disappointing as fuck? Gardening with a chilli plant.

    Because of all the things that we've planted, only the fucking chilli plant is producing anything. And by that I mean, holy fucking christ do we have a lot of chillis.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    that speed run marathon thing is doing skyrim right now
    skyrim speed run

    i

    idgi

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    ok, this is a dumb question but

    I have an unlimited mac server license

    is that like, I can have unlimited machines on the server or I can install this server software on as many machines as I would like?

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    Inquisitor wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZVy6h8h9niU

    Good to see that this game is still coming along.

    I look at this and how awful the aiming is an go "ugh, console shooters".

    I don't want to say that an FPS is inferor on a console, but an FPS is inferior on a console.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    surrealitycheckcptrugged
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    that speed run marathon thing is doing skyrim right now
    skyrim speed run

    i

    idgi

    so far there is no combat

    there are tricks where he like, holds a bowl and runs at a wall or something

    he's 9 minutes into the game and he just snuck into the thalmor embassy in solitude to steal those important documents, skipping a huge chunk of the main storyline

    shit is cray

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    ok, this is a dumb question but

    I have an unlimited mac server license

    is that like, I can have unlimited machines on the server or I can install this server software on as many machines as I would like?

    I will put high money on that it means you can install it on exactly 1 machine for an unlimited time period.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    ok, this is a dumb question but

    I have an unlimited mac server license

    is that like, I can have unlimited machines on the server or I can install this server software on as many machines as I would like?

    I will put high money on that it means you can install it on exactly 1 machine for an unlimited time period.
    this is what I am thinking but my boss seems to think otherwise

    it cost $500 so it would want to be giving some serious blowjobs while automagically doing my entire job for me

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZVy6h8h9niU

    Good to see that this game is still coming along.

    I look at this and how awful the aiming is an go "ugh, console shooters".

    I don't want to say that an FPS is inferor on a console, but an FPS is inferior on a console.

    Oh man you missed one of castle's "game pads are just as good as kbm for fps because it's all about smarts" rants earlier.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    Hahahahaha.

    Gamepads...

    Pfffffffff. Gamepads are for fighters, not FPS.

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    I mean, they have two guys spending close to five seconds spraying bullets in each other's general direction.

    In Planetside 2 I put four bullets in your head four times over in that time.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
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    His first thought when he hears the word black is criminals? So racist.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Hahahahaha.

    Gamepads...

    Pfffffffff. Gamepads are for fighters, not FPS.

    wrong

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Inquisitor
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Echo wrote: »
    I mean, they have two guys spending close to five seconds spraying bullets in each other's general direction.

    In Planetside 2 I put four bullets in your head four times over in that time.

    Well keep in mind the general rule of thumb that "any promotional video featuring gameplay is going to be done by someone who is terrible at the game"

    Inquisitor on
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Microsoft have shelved numerous attempts at cross platform FPSs because Xbox gamers were getting destroyed.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Pretty sure you can use kbam in dust.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I mean, they have two guys spending close to five seconds spraying bullets in each other's general direction.

    In Planetside 2 I put four bullets in your head four times over in that time.

    It's more fun to spray bullets in each other's general direction.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Microsoft have shelved numerous attempts at cross platform FPSs because Xbox gamers were getting destroyed.

    yeah that's kind of a stupid idea

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Hmm...figured someone would have said happy birthday or something at work here today but nothing. And here I thought 30 was supposed to be a milestone thing.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Pretty sure you can use kbam in dust.

    It's a thing they added and are monitoring.

    It is a thing I'd be really surprised to see them keep unless they expect everyone to hook KBM up to their PS3s to play.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hmm...figured someone would have said happy birthday or something at work here today but nothing. And here I thought 30 was supposed to be a milestone thing.
    Did you bring in cake? Nobody cares about your birthday but they will at least pretend to if you bring in a cake.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Pretty sure you can use kbam in dust.

    It's a thing they added and are monitoring.

    It is a thing I'd be really surprised to see them keep unless they expect everyone to hook KBM up to their PS3s to play.

    It'll likely stay. Not like a usb keyboard and mouse is particularly expensive for people who want to be decent at it.

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