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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Let's all hire each other, then write long testimonials as to how awesome we are.

    regrettably ronya is not eligible for rehire after some dubious purchases with the company credit card

    the invisible hand of the marketplace was revealed a month later in the statements that arrived at the office

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    you follow one Bridge9 band on Twitter and suddently EVERY SHITTY POP PUNK BAND STARTS FOLLOWING YOU JEEEZ

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Rad's father is infuriating.

    "Why don't you just buy a car outright?"

    BECAUSE NOT ALL OF US EARN SIX FIGURES FUCKER.

    Then he outright ignores what she says repeatedly and then advises her the things she says.

    Rad fucking knows we want a low interest rate jackass. No fucking shit. And now he's telling her if we can't afford a car to ask Obama for a check.

    I can barely tolerate the man when he talks to her.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Let's all hire each other, then write long testimonials as to how awesome we are.

    yes

    let's start a company with a role for everyone!

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    So, the Michael Jackson episode of the simpsons was just on tv. I remember seeing it for the first time, when i was four, and thus, did not know who Michael Jackson was, which made the episode very confusing to me.

    Anyway i was curious about Michael Jackson's actual role in the episode, and wiki'd the episode, he did the voice of the character, but not the actual singing part, which was done by a sound-alike.

    But thats not the most interesting part, this is.
    A year after the episode aired, the writers decided to make a sequel where Leon Kompowsky returns, this time acting like the musician Prince.[6] The script was written by freelance writers and polished by Conan O'Brien.[6] According to Reiss, the plot of the episode saw Kompowsky/Prince manage to get everyone in the town to "loosen up, become more flamboyant and become more sexually open".[6]

    The script was sent to Prince who agreed to voice the character and sent back a page of notes about what he would be wearing in various scenes. The writers were confused when the notes did not correspond to the script and they discovered that Prince was referring to a script that had been written by someone else.[6] Prince disliked the Simpsons writers' script and demanded the other one be made into an episode, but the writers refused.[26] The episode eventually fell through and never made it past written form. It became one of the few completed scripts never to be produced

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad fucking knows we want a low interest rate jackass. No fucking shit. And now he's telling her if we can't afford a car to ask Obama for a check.

    this is quality advice what's the problem here

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    eddy's twitter picture looks eerily like a picture of podly

    but with a more overbearing mother

    we're talking about cas eddy right

    no cas eddy looks like mel gibson

    podly is caucasian eddy

    that's not true, that's impossible, etc etc

    i think you're better looking actually

    you're kind of stupidly good looking

    what the fuck man

    how is a bald thumb-like man with no muscle tone supposed to get any play with guys like you running around

    you make me sick

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    Gyms cost money, Inqui!

    I have started going for jogs lately though.

    I am spoiled by the costs of gym here. 200 yen a visit!

    What's that in not Fun Money?

    In direct conversion $2.25 but really more like $2 based on how far 100 yen and $1 generally go in purchasing things.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad's father is infuriating.

    "Why don't you just buy a car outright?"

    BECAUSE NOT ALL OF US EARN SIX FIGURES FUCKER.

    Then he outright ignores what she says repeatedly and then advises her the things she says.

    Rad fucking knows we want a low interest rate jackass. No fucking shit. And now he's telling her if we can't afford a car to ask Obama for a check.

    I can barely tolerate the man when he talks to her.

    why doesn't he write you a check!

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    CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Let's all hire each other, then write long testimonials as to how awesome we are.

    yes

    let's start a company with a role for everyone!

    Promote small business so we can get a check from Obama and spend it on blackjack and hookers.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    The script was sent to Prince who agreed to voice the character and sent back a page of notes about what he would be wearing in various scenes.

    this is wonderful

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    i can't because i have broken wrist tendons

    thanks for rubbing it in though

    that keeps you from running you scrub?!

    see now you posted just after i said i have bad knees and you look like a jerk

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Prince is a douche.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    quid i'll write you a check for a car

    but you need to give me skitters

    pan-fried

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Let's all hire each other, then write long testimonials as to how awesome we are.

    i would hire ronya and that's it

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    eddy's twitter picture looks eerily like a picture of podly

    but with a more overbearing mother

    we're talking about cas eddy right

    no cas eddy looks like mel gibson

    podly is caucasian eddy

    that's not true, that's impossible, etc etc

    i think you're better looking actually

    you're kind of stupidly good looking

    what the fuck man

    how is a bald thumb-like man with no muscle tone supposed to get any play with guys like you running around

    you make me sick

    I have met eddy in person

    he is slovenly and smells of fromunda cheese

    those pictures have all been shopped

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    It became one of the few completed scripts never to be produced

    Never would have been able to tell from the last 13 years

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    Gyms cost money, Inqui!

    I have started going for jogs lately though.

    I am spoiled by the costs of gym here. 200 yen a visit!

    What's that in not Fun Money?

    In direct conversion $2.25 but really more like $2 based on how far 100 yen and $1 generally go in purchasing things.

    Dip!

    The student gym at King's Buildings cost me 16 pounds for four months.

    Was pretty sweet.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    eddy's twitter picture looks eerily like a picture of podly

    but with a more overbearing mother

    we're talking about cas eddy right

    no cas eddy looks like mel gibson

    podly is caucasian eddy

    that's not true, that's impossible, etc etc

    i think you're better looking actually

    you're kind of stupidly good looking

    what the fuck man

    how is a bald thumb-like man with no muscle tone supposed to get any play with guys like you running around

    you make me sick

    I have met eddy in person

    he is slovenly and smells of fromunda cheese

    those pictures have all been shopped

    well thank god, then.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    Gyms cost money, Inqui!

    I have started going for jogs lately though.

    I am spoiled by the costs of gym here. 200 yen a visit!

    What's that in not Fun Money?

    In direct conversion $2.25 but really more like $2 based on how far 100 yen and $1 generally go in purchasing things.

    Hmm... That's not bad if you don't go every day.

    If you did, it would just be about normal, though. Coolies.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    i can't because i have broken wrist tendons

    thanks for rubbing it in though

    that keeps you from running you scrub?!

    see now you posted just after i said i have bad knees and you look like a jerk

    elliptical

    swimming

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Let's all hire each other, then write long testimonials as to how awesome we are.

    yes

    let's start a company with a role for everyone!

    dibs on accounting

    i'll set up the LLC and draft the articles

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    EM just know that I love pretty much everything about you and am like insanely envious

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Prince is a douche.

    yeah too bad he's a genius

    douchey genius

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    i can't because i have broken wrist tendons

    thanks for rubbing it in though

    that keeps you from running you scrub?!

    see now you posted just after i said i have bad knees and you look like a jerk

    You should do exercises to strengthen your knees though, if you don't.

    My family has a history of bad knees so when I took up fencing I started doing some exercises to target that specifically (basically the same exercises my mom and my brother were told to do after they dislocated knees) because fencing is hard as fuck on your knees.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    korean eddy is indeed good looking

    his eyes dart around skittishly, though

    he's like a cockroach in a human's skin, always looking to run under a refrigerator

    i apologize for any racial overtones

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    my college gym is free but we can't use it between 5:30pm and 8pm

    my solution: wake up at 5am, go in before my 9am lectures
    everyone's solution: complain about this free service which the college doesn't have to offer

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    i can't because i have broken wrist tendons

    thanks for rubbing it in though

    that keeps you from running you scrub?!

    see now you posted just after i said i have bad knees and you look like a jerk

    elliptical

    swimming

    what am i, a porpoise

    get out of here, with your swimming
    actually my knees are a lot better and i might start running again soon, or using the stationary bike thing

    also ellipticals reduce impact but when you have knee damage that is aggravated by flexing they're no good

    also i can't actually swim very well

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I think I have a serious case of the sads today

    good lord

    Someone asked me what I do when I'm not at work.

    I couldn't think of an answer.

    The week is the worst.

    You should get some hobbies!

    I played a lot of minecraft there for a while.

    But I'm kind of bored with that. I ordered a new power cable for my xbox (my mom let my sister's dog eat it while I was in Scotland) so that'll at least be "something".

    I try to write, but soooooooooooooooo braindead/

    You should gym it up some! Everyone should, really. :D

    Gyms cost money, Inqui!

    I have started going for jogs lately though.

    I am spoiled by the costs of gym here. 200 yen a visit!

    What's that in not Fun Money?

    In direct conversion $2.25 but really more like $2 based on how far 100 yen and $1 generally go in purchasing things.

    Hmm... That's not bad if you don't go every day.

    If you did, it would just be about normal, though. Coolies.

    I go twice a week so it's very cheap. I do kendo two nights a week also, which is free.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    u mean like MIB?

    poo
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    korean eddy is indeed good looking

    his eyes dart around skittishly, though

    he's like a cockroach in a human's skin, always looking to run under a refrigerator

    i apologize for any racial overtones

    this made me laugh so hard i had to go spit phlegm into the toilet

    twice

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    korean eddy is indeed good looking

    his eyes dart around skittishly, though

    he's like a cockroach in a human's skin, always looking to run under a refrigerator

    i apologize for any racial overtones

    He has a hooked nose and is really good at dancing and is known for petty thievery.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    got myself some beer nuts

    mmmmmm

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    eddy's twitter picture looks eerily like a picture of podly

    but with a more overbearing mother

    we're talking about cas eddy right

    no cas eddy looks like mel gibson

    podly is caucasian eddy

    that's not true, that's impossible, etc etc

    i think you're better looking actually

    you're kind of stupidly good looking

    what the fuck man

    how is a bald thumb-like man with no muscle tone supposed to get any play with guys like you running around

    you make me sick
    Eddy posted this picture that someone took of him in support of gay marriage to his Facebook. And it was, like, ridiculously good. Like, the dude looked like a professional model in it.

    And when I commented on how good it was, he said "oh, the photographer used the worst one."

    I have never had a picture that good taken of me in my life. :(

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    You know those people who always seem to look both ways before talking, and like, lick their lips endlessly

    you know, koreans

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Rad's father is infuriating.

    "Why don't you just buy a car outright?"

    BECAUSE NOT ALL OF US EARN SIX FIGURES FUCKER.

    Then he outright ignores what she says repeatedly and then advises her the things she says.

    Rad fucking knows we want a low interest rate jackass. No fucking shit. And now he's telling her if we can't afford a car to ask Obama for a check.

    I can barely tolerate the man when he talks to her.

    why doesn't he write you a check!

    She said that.

    He said he's going to do some research and try and help us out. After rad spent half the day looking up literally the cars he recommended and almost none of them coming in under 10k.

    He probably will help us out and I'm going to have to swallow my pride. And set aside my own account to save up to whatever the hell he loans/gives us ASAP cause fuck me if I'll let him hang that over our heads.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    EM just know that I love pretty much everything about you and am like insanely envious

    there is really not much to be envious about except my angelic voice, phallic girth, and mad pro street fighter skills

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I can't wait to lose like, 100lbs and look less hideous in pictures!

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