I cannot believe how many times I have listened to/watched www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKaL7WL-onI (nsfw unless your boss is awesome as fuck) since y2jake posted it yesterday.
As your boss,
Promotions, am I right?
*hi5, rewinds the video back to the start*
Wait just a second
*crosses out "office supplies" on expense report; scribbles in "dutch masters"*
ok make it clap, desc
sorry
Vice President desc
dun knoe
Urban Dictionary says this means to agree with someone
but for the life of me I can't figure out the etymology
it's really just "don't know" but it's sort of ... it can mean literally "you don't know" but also just be generically affirmative
it is one of those expressions defined primarily by context
like when you are rhyming for 16 excellent bars and then hand it over to your friend who is an unknown and he also kills it and the DJ says something and you're just like
when i was on the subway when it was super crowded i manuevered around this super hot surfer type guy. he looks like he's in his early twenties. He sees me getting around him (i was going to to the subway door to lean on) and says all friendly like 'you dont like people behind you either huh?'
and i thought about saying 'well i wouldn't mind you behind me' but hey i'm seeing a dude so I keep to myself
at the next stop he gets off with his high school class with the other students and I'm glad I kept that to myself
when i was on the subway when it was super crowded i manuevered around this super hot surfer type guy. he looks like he's in his early twenties. He sees me getting around him (i was going to to the subway door to lean on) and says all friendly like 'you dont like people behind you either huh?'
and i thought about saying 'well i wouldn't mind you behind me' but hey i'm seeing a dude so I keep to myself
at the next stop he gets off with his high school class with the other students and I'm glad I kept that to myself
Oh, Alexis Bledel. I cannot for the life of me explain my crush on you - there is so much I find unappealing about you, actually, but...
Damn, dem eyes.
googles
we have the same birthday!
Neat!
Also, I didn't realise she was 31! Too old, would not bang.
Actually, maybe younger women has been part of my problem so far ...
Although from what I've discussed with my various 'ists (therap-, psycholog-, psychiatr-), that might be the only redeemable part of my relationships so far.
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i imagine the tumblr ban is still in effect- insofar as it comes to making fun of that sort of stuff. i can't imagine it'd be a problem for people to try and talk about the situation critically, but that feels impossible with how that stuff is talked about in chat.
We've had several discussion about the things that tumblr is "about" in the past though, Chu! I actually enjoy taking about this stuff, since I am not an expert in any field that relates to, well, mental problems. I wouldn't suggest that critical discussion was the norm, not at all, but to say that it didn't happen at all is disingenuous.
i don't remember a single one that stayed on topic, dogg. as i recall, almost every single one is capped by yet another quote being posted.
Perhaps you weren't around, then, because there have definitely been real discussions around the things brought up by crazy tumblr quotes.
well, i am around in chat an incredible amount so if it's happened then it is more than just 'not the norm'- it's incredibly anomalous, i'd say.
The ratio of earnest discussions to chuckles at tumblr folk's expense is heavily skewed, certainly, but it isn't as though there have been zero of those discussions.
when i was on the subway when it was super crowded i manuevered around this super hot surfer type guy. he looks like he's in his early twenties. He sees me getting around him (i was going to to the subway door to lean on) and says all friendly like 'you dont like people behind you either huh?'
and i thought about saying 'well i wouldn't mind you behind me' but hey i'm seeing a dude so I keep to myself
at the next stop he gets off with his high school class with the other students and I'm glad I kept that to myself
hi-5 for thinking better of it
I was at a little yoga get-together at a friend's house. She's probably 7-ish years older than me, with 2 kids, currently separating from her husband
I was putting my jeans back on over my sweats after practice, and she says something to the effect of 'I'm surprised you can fit those sweats in those jeans'
I was this close to replying that she might be surprised; catching myself just before her little girl bounded into the room.
the best public school in pennsylvania is half a block from my campus. during lunch time and around 2-3pm there are a couple hundred of the kids passing through. sometimes it's really impossible to tell the upperclassmen apart from college students. it's :l
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that is excellent
and i thought about saying 'well i wouldn't mind you behind me' but hey i'm seeing a dude so I keep to myself
at the next stop he gets off with his high school class with the other students and I'm glad I kept that to myself
because a new commander keen game would be, well, keen
and another anachronox would not be terrible
She's kinda got a fivehead.
commander keen, the gritty Gears of War-esque reboot
Robert Mood & Jan Egeland discussion was great
Hulen afterwards was... mostly boring because I exhausted subjects which me and 40+ year olds can talk about
also the band was meh
me and another dude spent like half an hour in the snow talking about afghanistan after closing time which was cool
also I got a suggestion that I should join the debate committee in the Student Society
and I exchanged looks and smiles with the girl in Bar that caught my eye a while ago
and while I have a policy not to interpret looks and smiles as much more than looks and smiles, it's still nice
also she grabbed my ass as a greeting last time I greeted her without a bar between us so that adds to it slightly
please.
Neat!
Also, I didn't realise she was 31! Too old, would not bang.
Actually, maybe younger women has been part of my problem so far ...
Although from what I've discussed with my various 'ists (therap-, psycholog-, psychiatr-), that might be the only redeemable part of my relationships so far.
The ratio of earnest discussions to chuckles at tumblr folk's expense is heavily skewed, certainly, but it isn't as though there have been zero of those discussions.
who doesn't know that? :I
one time a girl gave me a TMBG mixtape
hi-5 for thinking better of it
I was at a little yoga get-together at a friend's house. She's probably 7-ish years older than me, with 2 kids, currently separating from her husband
I was putting my jeans back on over my sweats after practice, and she says something to the effect of 'I'm surprised you can fit those sweats in those jeans'
I was this close to replying that she might be surprised; catching myself just before her little girl bounded into the room.
I choose to expand this to They Might Be Giants. And, while I'm not a huge fan, I do love their cover of Istanbul, not Constantinople
Diabolical!
As a person of rather prodigious brow myself, I assure you that's where we store all the brain we have.
And the secrets.
Raisehand, I think.
This is the nerdy band and not an acronym for something else, yes?
on the other hand leary is robbing the cradle's keeper
If your avs are accurate depictions of you, you don't have a fivehead.
yes,
4/6
it's not pedophilia it's ephebophilia
I rarely make that face for reals, but otherwise yes!
And we'll see how you feel when this hairline recedes a bit more. :bz
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Nothing wrong with having sex with somebody's mom
Unless you knew that person before you knew their mom. Then, it's polite to ask first.
If a girl gave me a TMBG mixtape, she'd be the last girl I'd ever love.
Because I would never need another.
as in, like I suggested heavily that we go to her place alone
nnnnot my proudest moment
BUT she tempted me with the promise of cheese
have sex with someone else's wife
have sex with someone else's mom
If one person fit both bills, this would be acceptable.
I once almost had sex with a friend's mom without realizing who she was.
Now tell me, [chat], Windows 8, how do they work?
That harlot!
The dildo bat notwithstanding, people who like Saints Row games are not looking for a GTA game.
I fucking hate GTA games, I love SR.
Here's a clue: this difference has nothing to do with the dildo bat
they work on tablets, as I understand it
Society tells me I should be ashamed at not picking one to like the most.
Total cheese whore.
EDIT: Me, that is. Tell me you've got some parmesan lying around and you've got me.
E: wait, yes I do.
*googles*