Pretty much everyone who honks their car horn ever. I mean I'm sure there are legitimate times to do it but whenever I see someone doing it it's just annoying to everyone around them and accomplishes nothing - oh, you want to get going? So do the other dozen cars stopped between you and the light/whatever obstruction is holding up traffic.
Acceptable honk: The car in front of you obviously has not noticed the light is green. 3-4 seconds before honk is acceptable.
Unnaceptable honk: Geese.
Most times I use my horn are when people are too busy texting to notice the light has changed a rotation ago/stop from drifting more than a foot into the lane I'm presently occupying space in, etc.
The horn is there to make people pay attention to driving. There is a time and a place to use it.
I have on occasion used it to voice my immense irritation towards people who get over into merge lanes to get 1 spot further in traffic. Or people who speed up, getting in my blind spot, so that they can merge ahead of me instead. Goddamn just wait your turn.
Basically I am that person who honks at silly things :oops:
People who constantly post updates about what they're doing on facebook.
"going to the gym today"
"just got back from the gym"
"day 2 of gym"
"so tired after my gym workout but i have this pizza to keep me company"
shut up, nobody fucking cares if you're going to the gym, everyone else who's doing it just does it and doesn't need to post about it on facebook to try and gets likes and comments
you have to reply "do you even lift bro"
I would but I've hidden his dumb updates
this guy turned around and said to my friends and I during a conversation about lifting that "anybody can deadlift their own bodyweight"
we asked him to prove that logic to us if it's so easy but he never got around to showing us his 140kg deadlifts
People who blast through Yield signs without bothering to check traffic are low as a snake
This, but when I am on a bicycle.
I seriously hate it when people do this and turn right through a bike lane without seeing if they're going to hit a cyclist. There's even signs saying to yield to cyclists!
I put my hand on the wall and do the grunting thing. Taking a piss just feels really good sometimes, don't begrudge a dude his simple pleasures.
Can I ask why?
I understand the pleasure of pissing now and then. I've just never felt the need to physically express it. Is it an involuntary thing?
I just grunt or moan a little when I experience something pleasurable. It's not like I plan on going in there and just creeping everyone out all Moaning Myrtle style or anything.
And the hand on the wall holds me up while I relax other muscles. I don't know, it's just a thing I started doing sometimes. I can't do it at all right now because of a broken sternum.
I put my hand on the wall and do the grunting thing. Taking a piss just feels really good sometimes, don't begrudge a dude his simple pleasures.
Can I ask why?
I understand the pleasure of pissing now and then. I've just never felt the need to physically express it. Is it an involuntary thing?
I just grunt or moan a little when I experience something pleasurable. It's not like I plan on going in there and just creeping everyone out all Moaning Myrtle style or anything.
And the hand on the wall holds me up while I relax other muscles. I don't know, it's just a thing I started doing sometimes. I can't do it at all right now because of a broken sternum.
Fair enough.
I'd always assumed the grunting was a sign of pain, not pleasure, so this is good to know.
man some of you are really hung up on how other people go to the bathroom
who annoys me is the lady who arrived lifetimes after another car and I arrived at a stop sign.
me and the other car do the hesitate and wave thing, but even though I waved them on first, once they wave me I start to go because I ain't no pussy
and the lady who arrived late some how thinks we were waving her on?
I am the guy who takes the middle of three urinals and ruins the buffer zone for anyone who might follow
I do too, just to make people feel uncomfortable.
Especially with me moaning
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i guess i've never understood why people get shy about their functions in a public restroom
that's the entire point of the room, that is why it exists
if i have some gaseous blockage while i'm sitting on the john i don't give a rat's hooey if anyone else is in there with me i'm gonna let that sucker rip
also i'm so tall that when i stand up, my shoulders are about the same level as the walls of the stall
people give me weird looks when i'm pullin up my drawers
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You realize pooping in public bathrooms is a thing right
Like Wednesday morning between classes I had to shit something fierce
And between classes the bathroom was pretty crowded
Turns out it was all talk. Like my ass held some solid notes that would impress professional trumpet players
Then i get to look at all these people in the eye
STEAM!
You should get mad at the grocery stores for making their aisles so fucking small.
Walk 10-15 ft away from the stall to the hallway then you're guaranteed to offend at least one person
STEAM!
I'm glad I've never seen that.
I dunno I'm also weird in that I always get out of everyone's way and let people pass before the even say excuse me.
It's a habit from the school hallways where people just wouldn't pay attention long enough to avoid walking into me so I had to learn to dodge them.
I have on occasion used it to voice my immense irritation towards people who get over into merge lanes to get 1 spot further in traffic. Or people who speed up, getting in my blind spot, so that they can merge ahead of me instead. Goddamn just wait your turn.
Basically I am that person who honks at silly things :oops:
I would but I've hidden his dumb updates
this guy turned around and said to my friends and I during a conversation about lifting that "anybody can deadlift their own bodyweight"
we asked him to prove that logic to us if it's so easy but he never got around to showing us his 140kg deadlifts
I seriously hate it when people do this and turn right through a bike lane without seeing if they're going to hit a cyclist. There's even signs saying to yield to cyclists!
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My mom told me about when she saw a woman do that the other day.
In front of her and another lady.
In fact she apparently sprayed and sniffed like three different ones before settling on AXE.
I've had a friend do it once when I was in middile school... But he was also a shoplifter.
Oh also Shoplifters annoy the hell out of me.
Standing at the urinal. One hand high up on the wall for some reason. Ripping farts while he pees, and moaning "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh".
The "hand high up on the wall and moaning" thing can go, though.
There's one guy here that continuously hocks loogies and spits them in the urinal whilst he's pissing.
It skeeves me out.
I've had to do that before, and it feels like I'm going to shit my pants so I err on the side of caution.
look you've always been suspect
Or people who park on bike lanes.
most of the time i have the confidence to just blast ass while i'm in the whizz palace
but sometimes
sometimes a little something extra creeps out
These characters. Every one of them. That's who annoys me. What a shitty show this is.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
What is the purpose
Sometimes you lose your balance out of sheer feelgoodfeelings
The context is a conversation about strong female characters in speculative fiction
I say that yes, there is a difference, physically speaking, but how that plays out is often more dependent on culture
NO IT'S ALL FABRICATED PEOPLE ARE THE SAME
Tell me about your menstrual cycle, fella
CULTURE MAKES WOMEN UNCLEAN DURING THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE, NOT THE ACT ITSELF
...
PMS IS EXAGGERATED FOR MALE DOMINANCE
...
What the hell guys.
Can I ask why?
I understand the pleasure of pissing now and then. I've just never felt the need to physically express it. Is it an involuntary thing?
I just grunt or moan a little when I experience something pleasurable. It's not like I plan on going in there and just creeping everyone out all Moaning Myrtle style or anything.
And the hand on the wall holds me up while I relax other muscles. I don't know, it's just a thing I started doing sometimes. I can't do it at all right now because of a broken sternum.
Not only are they horrible people, they all appear to be terrible doctors and overall complete idiots.
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
Fair enough.
I'd always assumed the grunting was a sign of pain, not pleasure, so this is good to know.
The worst part about this is that his hands will still be unwashed as he's beating you.
who annoys me is the lady who arrived lifetimes after another car and I arrived at a stop sign.
me and the other car do the hesitate and wave thing, but even though I waved them on first, once they wave me I start to go because I ain't no pussy
and the lady who arrived late some how thinks we were waving her on?
so she almost t-bones me.
I do too, just to make people feel uncomfortable.
Especially with me moaning
that's the entire point of the room, that is why it exists
if i have some gaseous blockage while i'm sitting on the john i don't give a rat's hooey if anyone else is in there with me i'm gonna let that sucker rip
also i'm so tall that when i stand up, my shoulders are about the same level as the walls of the stall
people give me weird looks when i'm pullin up my drawers