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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    i take scissors to my ball hair and I get so scared that I will just lop a teste off

    well you only really need one

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm a bit bored of this cold weather and not being an uncle. Hopefully only 25 days to go on that front!

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I have such a horrible aversion to surgical type injuries I can't even describe how it feels to think about shaving with one of those.

    I got caught unexpectedly by an NCIS episode where this suspect grabs a scalpel and slices his own throat and oh my God it's just terrible.


    I would literally rather touch spiders and have spiders crawl on me than be sliced.

    I've sliced fingers and stuff when I worked in kitchens. That was bad enough for me.

    I've had all sorts of silly injuries, and I actually have a very high pain threshold (so sayeth several body piercers I have been to).

    That's not the problem. It's the... slow, controlled, surgical wound. The razor, scalpel, that sort of thing.

    I've half sliced my finger off with a kitchen knife before, which sucked, but it didn't make me feel as terrified as the thought of resting a razor against my throat.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    get a lady bikini trimmer with a small head for precision grooming

    what you're saying sounds bad son

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    jeep I gotta know, as a fan of body piercings... where are yours?

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    why the fuck are you spending all this effort on fucking shaving

    its a lame thing you have to do because your face sprouts hair

    fuck shaving spend time learning to draw

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    SMASH THE HEAD OF THE GROOMER INTO YOUR BALLS

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I have such a horrible aversion to surgical type injuries I can't even describe how it feels to think about shaving with one of those.

    I got caught unexpectedly by an NCIS episode where this suspect grabs a scalpel and slices his own throat and oh my God it's just terrible.


    I would literally rather touch spiders and have spiders crawl on me than be sliced.

    I've sliced fingers and stuff when I worked in kitchens. That was bad enough for me.

    I've had all sorts of silly injuries, and I actually have a very high pain threshold (so sayeth several body piercers I have been to).

    That's not the problem. It's the... slow, controlled, surgical wound. The razor, scalpel, that sort of thing.

    I've half sliced my finger off with a kitchen knife before, which sucked, but it didn't make me feel as terrified as the thought of resting a razor against my throat.

    Oh, see, yeah. It's not the pain of it. It's that moment that in hindsight feels like forever where you feel the knife going through your skin.

    I'm gonna puke.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    works fine

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    get a lady bikini trimmer with a small head for precision grooming

    what you're saying sounds bad son

    well right now i just accept some hair on the sac

    i'm not gettin laid right now anyway, pshaw

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh i didn't see that

    i was looking at the two cells that look like titties

    At first I was all "oh, those are eggs."

    But no, they're probably cells dividing.

    Also, at least women are above pigs and cows, ya know, the things we breed en masse and slaughter for food. Whales are also above that (nowadays).

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    I really need to find a good way of shaving body hair

    one thing is for certain

    this safety razor isn't going anywhere near my balls, not now not ever

    Casual on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    get a lady bikini trimmer with a small head for precision grooming

    what you're saying sounds bad son

    well right now i just accept some hair on the sac

    i'm not gettin laid right now anyway, pshaw

    man this is like wearing clean underwear

    you do it because you never know how the day might end

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    why the fuck are you spending all this effort on fucking shaving

    its a lame thing you have to do because your face sprouts hair

    fuck shaving spend time learning to draw

    people enjoy eating too, it's just some bullshit you have to do

    if you can enjoy the bullshit you have to do life becomes a little more awesome! I hardly think shaving will stop you from drawing

    JEEZ SCHECK

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    You guys are looking at that wrong. It's not a food pyramid. It's an importance pyramid and it is as it should be.
    True story, I totally typed "impotence" at first.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I saw the woman next to the whale and I just lost it.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    get a lady bikini trimmer with a small head for precision grooming

    what you're saying sounds bad son

    well right now i just accept some hair on the sac

    i'm not gettin laid right now anyway, pshaw

    man this is like wearing clean underwear

    you do it because you never know how the day might end

    i hope that as part of the compensation package, my first developer position offers to shave my balls

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    i dont think a little sac hair would scare off most prospective ladies (or dudes)

    Sir Landshark on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i dont think a little sac hair would scare off most prospective ladies (or dudes)

    Fuzzy like peaches is best anyway.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    jeep I gotta know, as a fan of body piercings... where are yours?

    I had to take all my original ones from my wild and crazy youth out when I joined the Navy.

    Then later while I was in the Navy I got my nipples pierced. But it seemed like they just didn't want to heal for me, so I regretfully took them out.

    Now I have zero piercings.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    why the fuck are you spending all this effort on fucking shaving

    its a lame thing you have to do because your face sprouts hair

    fuck shaving spend time learning to draw

    people enjoy eating too, it's just some bullshit you have to do

    if you can enjoy the bullshit you have to do life becomes a little more awesome! I hardly think shaving will stop you from drawing

    JEEZ SCHECK

    wrong

    you either shave

    or you draw

    this is facts

    obF2Wuw.png
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I use a Gilette Fusion

    good for my face, good for my junk

    safety razoring my junk is not an option

    i use one of those bodygroom pro things for my junk

    it works great for everythign above my balls

    haven't figured out a good solution for the balls yet

    I've been thinking about trying one of those for ages, but it's not worth it if it don't handle the sack

    ok so i'm about to start saying some shit under this line, but

    basically what i do is grasp some hair between my thumb and index finger and trim what i'm holding

    but obviously this can only get it so short

    if you want it close trimmed, god knows

    you'd have to go in a hot room, stretch it out like pizza dough etc

    get a lady bikini trimmer with a small head for precision grooming

    what you're saying sounds bad son
    If you got ball problems I feel bad for you son
    I got 99 problems but balls ain't one

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    why the fuck are you spending all this effort on fucking shaving

    its a lame thing you have to do because your face sprouts hair

    fuck shaving spend time learning to draw

    people enjoy eating too, it's just some bullshit you have to do

    if you can enjoy the bullshit you have to do life becomes a little more awesome! I hardly think shaving will stop you from drawing

    JEEZ SCHECK

    wrong

    you either shave

    or you draw

    this is facts

    well I shave and don't draw so I guess I don't really have a leg to stand on here

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    i dont think a little sac hair would scare off most prospective ladies (or dudes)
    oh not scare, no

    but in my experience partners are more willing to put there mouths on things that aren't going to floss their teeth with wiry hairs

    and sometimes it is nice for a mouth to do things like that

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    i dont think a little sac hair would scare off most prospective ladies (or dudes)

    nobody wants to put hair in their mouth

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    i don't worry about pubes too much

    the edges of the glory holes tend to keep them out of the way

    Elendil on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    why the fuck are you spending all this effort on fucking shaving

    its a lame thing you have to do because your face sprouts hair

    fuck shaving spend time learning to draw

    people enjoy eating too, it's just some bullshit you have to do

    if you can enjoy the bullshit you have to do life becomes a little more awesome! I hardly think shaving will stop you from drawing

    JEEZ SCHECK

    wrong

    you either shave

    or you draw

    this is facts

    well I shave and don't draw so I guess I don't really have a leg to stand on here

    me too

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    i dont think a little sac hair would scare off most prospective ladies (or dudes)
    oh not scare, no

    but in my experience partners are more willing to put there mouths on things that aren't going to floss their teeth with wiry hairs

    and sometimes it is nice for a mouth to do things like that

    At least for the balls as long as it's super short I don't think you need it completely smooth

    unless there is like a chia pet on your balls and super short just means crazy stubble

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I will not lick a set of hairy balls.

    Period.

    Shave that shit or GTFO.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    I feel like putting genitals in your mouth is bad enough... hair couldn't possibly be a dealbreaker

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My chin feels oddly sensitive right now.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I shave and draw

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i prefer shaving my stuff

    i am just dissatisfied with the actual doing of it

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i don't shave or draw

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    I feel like putting genitals in your mouth is bad enough... hair couldn't possibly be a dealbreaker

    Putting genitals in your mouth is great.

    Just not the hair.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I feel like putting genitals in your mouth is bad enough... hair couldn't possibly be a dealbreaker

    this is cute

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    My chin feels oddly sensitive right now.

    Must be that time of the month

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I feel like putting genitals in your mouth is bad enough... hair couldn't possibly be a dealbreaker

    this is cute

    I don't think there's any need for that.

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