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Horribly Mutilated Cocks

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
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    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun
    dick look like a half eaten tootsie roll pop

    dick look like a ring pop without the ring

    dick look like an upside down candied apple

    dick look like a burger king chicken nugget

    dick look like a wendy's fry dipped in a frosty

    dick look like a slice of bacon off the wendy's jr. bacon cheese
    dick look like a run over taco bell burrito

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    alloycg wrote:
    I will jelq up maybe an inch... Then I take my other hand, using the palm, and push down against the other hand... it is like the hand below is trying to jelq up while the upper hand is squashing the head and upper shaft against it... I will bend, squash, compress, push in all possible directions... I do this until I am at like maybe 80% erect... About 2 minutes... Then I will get myself hard again and repeat, switching hands...

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I just found a thread entitled "I busted my cock! Bleeding everywhere"

    I'm imagining the head just ... popping off, like a cork.

    blood gushing all like you just popped open some champagne

    Sabering

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    somebody just get these jackoffs a box a discount cockrings and then take away their forum

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    please don't saber a dick

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    this is why sex should be illegal imo

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Okay why did this have to be a thing I know about.

    Why was that required

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    I just found a thread entitled "I busted my cock! Bleeding everywhere"

    I'm imagining the head just ... popping off, like a cork.

    blood gushing all like you just popped open some champagne

    Oh, come on, I just made this joke!

    Get your own horrifying disfigurement bits, Centi!

    oh come on your joke didn't mention gushing blood at all

    It's called subtlety!

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    its called make better jjokes!

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
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    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun
    dick look like a half eaten tootsie roll pop

    dick look like a ring pop without the ring

    dick look like an upside down candied apple

    dick look like a burger king chicken nugget

    dick look like a wendy's fry dipped in a frosty

    dick look like a slice of bacon off the wendy's jr. bacon cheese
    dick look like a run over taco bell burrito

    dick look a stack of McFish bites

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    I just realized that Doublelongdaddy's avatar is Paul Ryan. This seems appropriate.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    gotta keep stretching out that quote tree

    for health reasons

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Day of the Bear wrote: »
    its called make better jjokes!

    Nobody asked you anyway, ya dingus!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Men worry way to much about dick size.

    Unless your pickup line is whipping out your dick by the time a lady or a dude sees your dick they will not look at it and say, next please.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    stick this thread in the butt island thread

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
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    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
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    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
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    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
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    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun
    dick look like a half eaten tootsie roll pop

    dick look like a ring pop without the ring

    dick look like an upside down candied apple

    dick look like a burger king chicken nugget

    dick look like a wendy's fry dipped in a frosty

    dick look like a slice of bacon off the wendy's jr. bacon cheese
    dick look like a run over taco bell burrito

    dick look a stack of McFish bites
    dick look like a soggy french toast stick

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Men worry way to much about dick size.

    Unless your pickup line is whipping out your dick by the time a lady or a dude sees your dick they will not look at it and say, next please.

    Wait how the hell do you pick up chics?

    Oh, wait, is that the right thing to call it? I think it's called 'pulling hos' now.

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    i clicked on that quote tree and chrome literally crashed wtf

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    for a longer, flatter dick

    I just found out that putting your erect penis on a table and squashing it is a legit jelqing method

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    glithert wrote: »
    This father son thread is a million variations of "it's a health thing not a size thing"

    how the fuck

    how the FUCK

    could you possibly justify this sort of thing under 'health'.

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ledneh wrote: »
    i clicked on that quote tree and chrome literally crashed wtf

    dick look like a crashed browser

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    well you see if you don't squash a d cik

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun
    dick look like a half eaten tootsie roll pop

    dick look like a ring pop without the ring

    dick look like an upside down candied apple

    dick look like a burger king chicken nugget

    dick look like a wendy's fry dipped in a frosty

    dick look like a slice of bacon off the wendy's jr. bacon cheese
    dick look like a run over taco bell burrito

    dick look a stack of McFish bites
    dick look like a soggy french toast stick

    dick look like a more pink bubblgegum cigar

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    This father son thread is a million variations of "it's a health thing not a size thing"

    how the fuck

    how the FUCK

    could you possibly justify this sort of thing under 'health'.

    Good blood circulation

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    I wonder what happened to the guy that made his penis look more like a bear's

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    ok so basically this jelqing thing is painful masturbation without the payoff of pissing a rainbow of joy, right

    just making sure i'm clear here

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    They have a subforum called mental penis enlargement

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    my dick look like a spilled package of big league chew

    dick look like a melted snickers

    dick look like a sad ninja turtle popsicle

    dick look like a stale stick of juicy fruit

    dick look like a airhead left out in the sun
    dick look like a half eaten tootsie roll pop

    dick look like a ring pop without the ring

    dick look like an upside down candied apple

    dick look like a burger king chicken nugget

    dick look like a wendy's fry dipped in a frosty

    dick look like a slice of bacon off the wendy's jr. bacon cheese
    dick look like a run over taco bell burrito

    dick look a stack of McFish bites
    dick look like a soggy french toast stick

    dick look like a more pink bubblgegum cigar
    dick look like a nerds rope

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    This father son thread is a million variations of "it's a health thing not a size thing"

    how the fuck

    how the FUCK

    could you possibly justify this sort of thing under 'health'.

    Mental health obviously. Can't have your kid getting self esteem issues over his tiny dick. Now self esteem issues over it being paper thin? Those are fine.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »

    see, this just reminds me of that comic. "son, i didn't know you were into WATERSPORTS?!?"

    you know which comic i mean.

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    my face reading ur posts

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    This father son thread is a million variations of "it's a health thing not a size thing"

    how the fuck

    how the FUCK

    could you possibly justify this sort of thing under 'health'.

    always stretch before doing your exercises

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    (stretch yo dick like ya tryin' to get outta a chinese finger trap)

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    They have ball enlargers

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    son

    sit down for a second

    son i'm worried that

    well

    i'm worried that you haven't been using the rolling pin i gave you for christmas as a jelqing aide

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    This father son thread is a million variations of "it's a health thing not a size thing"

    how the fuck

    how the FUCK

    could you possibly justify this sort of thing under 'health'.

    The flatter your dick is the less places there are for STDs to hide

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    They have a subforum called mental penis enlargement

    this isn't entirely ridiculous

    not like, dick reiki or anything

    but how you're feeling at the time makes a big difference in performance and just about everything else in that area

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    savageblue wrote:
    Moreover, I love the feel of it when my balls are hanging low (during hotter days) and I hate it when they get all shriveled up (during cold days), so I would also like to have bigger, lower hanging balls to see if they get less shriveled up in the cold. Does that make sense?

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    MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    when your dick is a tenth of an inch, half an inch is a mighty improvement

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    (during hotter days)

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    mods change my name to Dick Reiki please

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