I think I wanna get into LARPing. (moneyshot on the blind girl)

Pkmoutl

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

Daric

Then you proceed to beat her with a broadsword because who wants the chick that would pretend to be a vampire for 5 hours?

Pkmoutl

Daric wrote: »

Then you proceed to beat her with a broadsword because who wants the chick that would pretend to be a vampire for 5 hours?

If by broadsword you mean my cock, then yes.

Nothing a little Danza Slap can't fix.

Sir Red of the Manti

Remember kids, a Goth is one depression short of being an Emo.

spono

Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

spono

"Initiating dog brain cat scan!"

see317

spono wrote: »

Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

Pony

what's all this now

scarlet st.

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...

Pony

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

i was like

man

LARPing's gayness

i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

and he's like no listen dude

basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

and well

i mean how could i resist that

christ they clung to me with magnetic force

scarlet st.

DarkPrimus

scarlet st. wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...

DO EET.

EDIT: That's not "another image", that's a previously-posted image.

Sir Red of the Manti

Deja-vu.

Brainleech

Are there no other disturbing pictures?
I need a an akward laugh while at work.

Raneados

I think the best ones were demonstrated

The_Dciple

see317 wrote: »

spono wrote: »

Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

"Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.

see317

The_Dciple wrote: »

see317 wrote: »

spono wrote: »

Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

"Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.

Nothing.
She watches the episode, and goes back to playing with soundboards.
No reaction at all.

Guys, I'm working with a souless abomination.
What should I do?

Sir Red of the Manti

Use her body as a vessel to summon dark forces beyond human comprehension?

Pony

you know larping might be cool

if it weren't for larpers

Pkmoutl

Pony wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

i was like

man

LARPing's gayness

i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

and he's like no listen dude

basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

and well

i mean how could i resist that

christ they clung to me with magnetic force

Let them scoff, Pony.

You and I know the fucking score.

Vixx

Sir Red of the Manti wrote: »

Use her body as a vessel to summon dark forces beyond human comprehension?

I endorse this suggestion, except possibly do kinky stuff to her first.

scarlet st.

Oh

Here's a new one of the chick with no arms

DarkPrimus

That chick with no legs... I've already figured out the scenario in the game for her.

The protagonist goes to see her late at night. She'll have already tucked in to bed, so her prosthetics are off. This way, she can't run away when he starts to rape her.

DarkPrimus

And the chick with no arms will give the rudest footjobs.

BusterK

But how do you keep her from running away Dark Primus?
Riddle me that!

Vixx

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

i was like

man

LARPing's gayness

i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

and he's like no listen dude

basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

and well

i mean how could i resist that

christ they clung to me with magnetic force

Let them scoff, Pony.

You and I know the fucking score.

I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

That was a GREAT night.

Pony

i'm currently co-ordinating a WH40k LARP

Imperial Guard vs. Chaos Cultists.

It's not so much a LARP in the V:tM sense but rather

Playing Airsoft in costume and character.

scarlet st.

Hella burned.

DarkPrimus

BusterK wrote: »

But how do you keep her from running away Dark Primus?
Riddle me that!

The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

DarkPrimus

Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.

Pkmoutl

Vivixenne wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

i was like

man

LARPing's gayness

i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

and he's like no listen dude

basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

and well

i mean how could i resist that

christ they clung to me with magnetic force

Let them scoff, Pony.

You and I know the fucking score.

I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

That was a GREAT night.

You do that.

I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.

Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

Pony

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.

damn you

i had forgot about traffic jam

i had work i was doing tonight noooo

Pony

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

So are we still talking about LARPing?

I kind of miss that shit.

It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:

once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

i was like

man

LARPing's gayness

i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

and he's like no listen dude

basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

and well

i mean how could i resist that

christ they clung to me with magnetic force

Let them scoff, Pony.

You and I know the fucking score.

I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

That was a GREAT night.

You do that.

I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.

Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

second.

BusterK

DarkPrimus wrote: »

The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

But that defeats the whole purpose of a rape simulator
Dude you're not making any sense
This is like some lame Spider-Man in prison Fan-Fic

Vixx

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

I already knew this. Hence the "comfort zone" remark.

Pony

i actually enjoyed the game for what it was

everyone played like

emo ventrue fags
or crazy malkavians
or grubby gangrels

i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso

i showed up to games in a nice suit

guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)

Sir Red of the Manti

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

Actually, the discovery of the internet leads to the cornucopia. As for LARPing, it was a joke played on a drama club that backfired beyond comprehension.

DarkPrimus

BusterK wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

But that defeats the whole purpose of a rape simulator

There is always at least one assertive girl who wants to get with you in these sorts of games.

Don't worry, once you actually start having sex with her, she will have big tears in her eyes and such.

Pkmoutl

Pony wrote: »

i actually enjoyed the game for what it was

everyone played like

emo ventrue fags
or crazy malkavians
or grubby gangrels

i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso

i showed up to games in a nice suit

guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)

Pony, you're just a heartbreaker.


I once went as a Nosferatu. I basically took all the old, ripped clothes I had, wore them for a couple of hours each day and didn't wash them for about a week beforehand. I also had a pair of those crappy brown work gloves you can get at K-Mart or any hardware store, but these had been eaten away by battery acid in various spots, so I wore those. Jacket with a broken zipper and two different old Chuck Taylors and a tuque with the pompom cut off. It was probably my best costume ever. I wish I could do shit like that for Halloween parties.

Pkmoutl

Vivixenne wrote: »

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

I already knew this. Hence the "comfort zone" remark.

See, now I'm not comfortable in bars. But then again, bars remind me of my paternal grandfather, so I think that has something to do with it.

I also hate the smell of beer, so bars aren't really my scene.