It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.
I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.
I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...
DO EET.
EDIT: That's not "another image", that's a previously-posted image.
Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.
I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.
I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.
"Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.
Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.
I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.
I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.
"Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.
Nothing.
She watches the episode, and goes back to playing with soundboards. No reaction at all.
Guys, I'm working with a souless abomination.
What should I do?
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
and well
i mean how could i resist that
christ they clung to me with magnetic force
Let them scoff, Pony.
You and I know the fucking score.
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That chick with no legs... I've already figured out the scenario in the game for her.
The protagonist goes to see her late at night. She'll have already tucked in to bed, so her prosthetics are off. This way, she can't run away when he starts to rape her.
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
and well
i mean how could i resist that
christ they clung to me with magnetic force
Let them scoff, Pony.
You and I know the fucking score.
I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.
You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.
Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
and well
i mean how could i resist that
christ they clung to me with magnetic force
Let them scoff, Pony.
You and I know the fucking score.
I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.
You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.
That was a GREAT night.
You do that.
I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.
Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.
Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
and well
i mean how could i resist that
christ they clung to me with magnetic force
Let them scoff, Pony.
You and I know the fucking score.
I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.
You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.
That was a GREAT night.
You do that.
I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.
Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.
second.
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Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.
Actually, the discovery of the internet leads to the cornucopia. As for LARPing, it was a joke played on a drama club that backfired beyond comprehension.
emo ventrue fags
or crazy malkavians
or grubby gangrels
i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso
i showed up to games in a nice suit
guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)
Pony, you're just a heartbreaker.
I once went as a Nosferatu. I basically took all the old, ripped clothes I had, wore them for a couple of hours each day and didn't wash them for about a week beforehand. I also had a pair of those crappy brown work gloves you can get at K-Mart or any hardware store, but these had been eaten away by battery acid in various spots, so I wore those. Jacket with a broken zipper and two different old Chuck Taylors and a tuque with the pompom cut off. It was probably my best costume ever. I wish I could do shit like that for Halloween parties.
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I kind of miss that shit.
It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.
Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
:^: :^:
If by broadsword you mean my cock, then yes.
Nothing a little Danza Slap can't fix.
I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.
I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.
If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...
once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about
when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university
i was like
man
LARPing's gayness
i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit
and he's like no listen dude
basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit
and well
i mean how could i resist that
christ they clung to me with magnetic force
DO EET.
EDIT: That's not "another image", that's a previously-posted image.
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I need a an akward laugh while at work.
"Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.
She watches the episode, and goes back to playing with soundboards.
No reaction at all.
Guys, I'm working with a souless abomination.
What should I do?
if it weren't for larpers
Let them scoff, Pony.
You and I know the fucking score.
I endorse this suggestion, except possibly do kinky stuff to her first.
Here's a new one of the chick with no arms
The protagonist goes to see her late at night. She'll have already tucked in to bed, so her prosthetics are off. This way, she can't run away when he starts to rape her.
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Riddle me that!
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I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.
You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.
That was a GREAT night.
Imperial Guard vs. Chaos Cultists.
It's not so much a LARP in the V:tM sense but rather
Playing Airsoft in costume and character.
The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.
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You do that.
I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.
Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.
damn you
i had forgot about traffic jam
i had work i was doing tonight noooo
second.
But that defeats the whole purpose of a rape simulator
Dude you're not making any sense
This is like some lame Spider-Man in prison Fan-Fic
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I already knew this. Hence the "comfort zone" remark.
everyone played like
emo ventrue fags
or crazy malkavians
or grubby gangrels
i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso
i showed up to games in a nice suit
guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)
Actually, the discovery of the internet leads to the cornucopia. As for LARPing, it was a joke played on a drama club that backfired beyond comprehension.
There is always at least one assertive girl who wants to get with you in these sorts of games.
Don't worry, once you actually start having sex with her, she will have big tears in her eyes and such.
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Pony, you're just a heartbreaker.
I once went as a Nosferatu. I basically took all the old, ripped clothes I had, wore them for a couple of hours each day and didn't wash them for about a week beforehand. I also had a pair of those crappy brown work gloves you can get at K-Mart or any hardware store, but these had been eaten away by battery acid in various spots, so I wore those. Jacket with a broken zipper and two different old Chuck Taylors and a tuque with the pompom cut off. It was probably my best costume ever. I wish I could do shit like that for Halloween parties.
See, now I'm not comfortable in bars. But then again, bars remind me of my paternal grandfather, so I think that has something to do with it.
I also hate the smell of beer, so bars aren't really my scene.