I think I wanna get into LARPing. (moneyshot on the blind girl)

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    Pkmoutl on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Then you proceed to beat her with a broadsword because who wants the chick that would pretend to be a vampire for 5 hours?

    Daric on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    Then you proceed to beat her with a broadsword because who wants the chick that would pretend to be a vampire for 5 hours?

    If by broadsword you mean my cock, then yes.

    Nothing a little Danza Slap can't fix.

    Pkmoutl on
  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Remember kids, a Goth is one depression short of being an Emo.

    Sir Red of the Manti on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

    spono on
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Initiating dog brain cat scan!"

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    spono wrote: »
    Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

    I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

    I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

    see317 on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what's all this now

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...

    scarlet st. on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

    when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

    i was like

    man

    LARPing's gayness

    i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

    and he's like no listen dude

    basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

    and well

    i mean how could i resist that

    christ they clung to me with magnetic force

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    If we are still talking about LARPing then I need to post another image from the handicapped datesim...

    DO EET.

    EDIT: That's not "another image", that's a previously-posted image.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Deja-vu.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Are there no other disturbing pictures?
    I need a an akward laugh while at work.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think the best ones were demonstrated

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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    see317 wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

    I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

    I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

    "Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.

    The_Dciple on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The_Dciple wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Oh god, the episode with Fry's dog is on adult swim.

    I caught the last 2 minutes of that one at work and was depressed the rest of the night last time it was on. My co-worker mocked me because she had only seen the dog lay down at the end and I was all sad. She didn't understand.

    I'm going to make her watch it to see if she has a soul.

    "Luck of the Fryrish" always gets to me at the end with the music.
    Nothing.
    She watches the episode, and goes back to playing with soundboards.
    No reaction at all.

    Guys, I'm working with a souless abomination.
    What should I do?

    see317 on
  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Use her body as a vessel to summon dark forces beyond human comprehension?

    Sir Red of the Manti on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you know larping might be cool

    if it weren't for larpers

    Pony on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

    when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

    i was like

    man

    LARPing's gayness

    i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

    and he's like no listen dude

    basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

    and well

    i mean how could i resist that

    christ they clung to me with magnetic force

    Let them scoff, Pony.

    You and I know the fucking score.

    Pkmoutl on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Use her body as a vessel to summon dark forces beyond human comprehension?

    I endorse this suggestion, except possibly do kinky stuff to her first.

    Vivixenne on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh

    Here's a new one of the chick with no arms

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    scarlet st. on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That chick with no legs... I've already figured out the scenario in the game for her.

    The protagonist goes to see her late at night. She'll have already tucked in to bed, so her prosthetics are off. This way, she can't run away when he starts to rape her.

    DarkPrimus on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    And the chick with no arms will give the rudest footjobs.

    DarkPrimus on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But how do you keep her from running away Dark Primus?
    Riddle me that!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

    when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

    i was like

    man

    LARPing's gayness

    i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

    and he's like no listen dude

    basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

    and well

    i mean how could i resist that

    christ they clung to me with magnetic force

    Let them scoff, Pony.

    You and I know the fucking score.

    I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

    You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

    That was a GREAT night.

    Vivixenne on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm currently co-ordinating a WH40k LARP

    Imperial Guard vs. Chaos Cultists.

    It's not so much a LARP in the V:tM sense but rather

    Playing Airsoft in costume and character.

    Pony on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hella burned.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    But how do you keep her from running away Dark Primus?
    Riddle me that!

    The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

    DarkPrimus on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.

    DarkPrimus on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

    when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

    i was like

    man

    LARPing's gayness

    i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

    and he's like no listen dude

    basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

    and well

    i mean how could i resist that

    christ they clung to me with magnetic force

    Let them scoff, Pony.

    You and I know the fucking score.

    I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

    You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

    That was a GREAT night.

    You do that.

    I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.

    Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Oh, and before trying to rape the blind girl, you enter a Traffic Jam-esque mini-game where you rearrange her room's furniture so that she can't escape from you.

    damn you

    i had forgot about traffic jam

    i had work i was doing tonight noooo

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    So are we still talking about LARPing?

    I kind of miss that shit.

    It's odd how many hot chicks will show up for something like that, but try to get them to sit around a table with dice and do the same thing, and it's "That's too geeky." Bitch, you are dressed like a Goth Whore who put her makeup on while on four doses of nutmeg, and you're planning on spending the next five hours playing a fucking vampire. But playing a tabletop game is too geeky. Aces.

    Trust me, guys. Vampire LARPing = desperate, horny chick in too much makep to recognize the next day magnet.
    :^: :^:

    once again pk knows exactly what he's talking about

    when i was in 10th grade, a buddy of mine tried to get me into LARPing with this V:tM club at the university

    i was like

    man

    LARPing's gayness

    i like my RPGs either on a computer, a video game console, or on a tabletop. fuck that robe and wizard hat shit

    and he's like no listen dude

    basically this thing's full of desperate goth chicks who are all like first year university students and experimental and shit

    and well

    i mean how could i resist that

    christ they clung to me with magnetic force

    Let them scoff, Pony.

    You and I know the fucking score.

    I don't LARP or do tabletops but I'll be the first to admit I'm a giant geek... and that I think LARPing and tabletopping is a bit "much" for me... not because it's geeky but because I find it a bit out of my comfort zone. To each their own, though.

    You guys LARP, I'll hang out in a bar on Ladies' Night giving some hot dude I just met tips on how to get the Masters reward for Moddok Crevice in Guild Wars Nightfall.

    That was a GREAT night.

    You do that.

    I'll be in the men's room taking some Goth-For-A-Night chick from behind and making her call me "Lord Bloodenguts" or some such shit.

    Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

    second.

    Pony on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

    But that defeats the whole purpose of a rape simulator
    Dude you're not making any sense
    This is like some lame Spider-Man in prison Fan-Fic

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

    I already knew this. Hence the "comfort zone" remark.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i actually enjoyed the game for what it was

    everyone played like

    emo ventrue fags
    or crazy malkavians
    or grubby gangrels

    i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso

    i showed up to games in a nice suit

    guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)

    Pony on
  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

    Actually, the discovery of the internet leads to the cornucopia. As for LARPing, it was a joke played on a drama club that backfired beyond comprehension.

    Sir Red of the Manti on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    The girl with no arms is one of the girls who actually want to have sex with the protagonist.

    But that defeats the whole purpose of a rape simulator

    There is always at least one assertive girl who wants to get with you in these sorts of games.

    Don't worry, once you actually start having sex with her, she will have big tears in her eyes and such.

    DarkPrimus on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i actually enjoyed the game for what it was

    everyone played like

    emo ventrue fags
    or crazy malkavians
    or grubby gangrels

    i played a cleancut, brutally ruthless brujah mafioso

    i showed up to games in a nice suit

    guess who got all the chicks (also some dudes but uh)

    Pony, you're just a heartbreaker.


    I once went as a Nosferatu. I basically took all the old, ripped clothes I had, wore them for a couple of hours each day and didn't wash them for about a week beforehand. I also had a pair of those crappy brown work gloves you can get at K-Mart or any hardware store, but these had been eaten away by battery acid in various spots, so I wore those. Jacket with a broken zipper and two different old Chuck Taylors and a tuque with the pompom cut off. It was probably my best costume ever. I wish I could do shit like that for Halloween parties.

    Pkmoutl on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Viv, LARPS are for closet perverts. Once you understand this, the world is a cornucopia of weird sex.

    I already knew this. Hence the "comfort zone" remark.

    See, now I'm not comfortable in bars. But then again, bars remind me of my paternal grandfather, so I think that has something to do with it.

    I also hate the smell of beer, so bars aren't really my scene.

    Pkmoutl on
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